Djrajio Dating Thread/Advice Column

[ChaseDizzy]

story of my life, i dont drink/smoke but like ill still go to a bar etc and just drink some soda or water or some shit. I dont let the fact that i abstain from drinking/smoking get in the way of fun social shit. I just never bring it up.

Woes of being edge. On a similar boat as the rest

Is there a xstraightXedgex saved(ruined) my life thread

[ohsnap]

This might belong in superawkward. So the beez came over last night after she was out with some girlfriends drinkin and we really hit it hard. Things got really hot and heavy, and the sex was really intense and she was super into it so I finished in her. She literally froze as soon as she figured out, got off of me, and then without saying a word grabs a towel from my room and wraps it around her. She walked straight outta my room without saying and word and goes into the bathroom. 5 min later she comes outta the bathroom and doesn't say a word to me. At this point I can tell shes pretty mad so I ask her whats up. She responds "really...? you aren't even drunk". To my surprise, I didn't realize that is only acceptable to do when drunk. Doesn't say a word to me the rest of the night.

Now don't get me wrong here, I understand that some girls hate getting a deposit but is it really worth losing your shit over? No this girl is not paranoid and yes she is on the pill. I talked to her a little bit today she is still being a little weird. What is going on? hahah

choke her.

[Lozinski]

^this is true

[OkayOkay]

Now don't get me wrong here, I understand that some girls hate getting a deposit but is it really worth losing your shit over? No this girl is not paranoid and yes she is on the pill. I talked to her a little bit today she is still being a little weird. What is going on? hahah

I kinda think busting inside a girl by surprise might be worse than popping on her face by surprise, both of which I've done...and neither of which were very appreciated. I'd say getting the ok is always a good move before going either direction if you hope to hit it again. I think all other bodyparts, basically anything below the nose, is understood to be fair game.

[jayrock]

This might belong in superawkward. So the beez came over last night after she was out with some girlfriends drinkin and we really hit it hard. Things got really hot and heavy, and the sex was really intense and she was super into it so I finished in her. She literally froze as soon as she figured out, got off of me, and then without saying a word grabs a towel from my room and wraps it around her. She walked straight outta my room without saying and word and goes into the bathroom. 5 min later she comes outta the bathroom and doesn't say a word to me. At this point I can tell shes pretty mad so I ask her whats up. She responds "really...? you aren't even drunk". To my surprise, I didn't realize that is only acceptable to do when drunk. Doesn't say a word to me the rest of the night.

Now don't get me wrong here, I understand that some girls hate getting a deposit but is it really worth losing your shit over? No this girl is not paranoid and yes she is on the pill. I talked to her a little bit today she is still being a little weird. What is going on? hahah

Finish ON her dumbass

I hope you like kids/abortions/drama

Dumbass

[jayrock]

Also better plan b that asap

[Denton]

yes she is on the pill

chill b

[jayrock]

Because they never lie about that or miss a day

gtfo

Only dropping concern because I personally know two guys who were burned

Guy 1: chick says its fine, misses her period later on, then says "I was on the pill for years but haven't been taking it recently but it should still be in my system" lol bye bye

Guy 2: chick says doctor told her its nearly impossible to get her pregnant... they're having a daughter in 5-6 months from now

Some girl told me she was on the pill and to finish inside her one time during the act and I was like LOLno, on your back. See ya

Edited January 19, 2013 by jayrock

[Fycus]

I feel ya but shes not on her cycle, is on the pill, i watch her take it every night, and would get it booted in a sec if she got pregnant (shes pretty feminist, does not want kids, etc). The concern wasn't even that, I don't know why you guys are trippin. It was the fact that she got all passive aggressive. I've had girls get mad before and say something or whatever, but they were vocal about it. She was super obtuse and passive aggressive, which was confusing to me. IMO if you're not down with something just say it, but I guess live and learn.

[jayrock]

Every night? Damn sorry now I feel like a dick. Still like my advice though.

could be anything I wouldn't waste a ton of time worrying or trying to figure that one out

[conqueror]

Guy 2: chick says doctor told her its nearly impossible to get her pregnant... they're having a daughter in 5-6 months from now

the worst...ugh.

Edited January 19, 2013 by conqueror

[jayrock]

There's always a chance haha

MIRACLE BABY

[acerbicb]

Beezie offered up a threesome on the conditions 1. she isn't friends with her 2. the chick doesn't want a relationship with me

how do?

[ChaseDizzy]

craigslist

[DaBestSpoona]

Beezie offered up a threesome on the conditions 1. she isn't friends with her 2. the chick doesn't want a relationship with me

how do?

High Class Prostitute

[OkayOkay]

This ^ 1,000%.

[mr.invincible]

oops, didn't mean to neg dabestspoona

[t3hcoke]

what do i do if a girl feels self-conscious?

[jayrock]

Turn off the lights

[jbanger]

^ do it in the dark

[bfan]

tell her she's beautiful

(lol)

[dovo]

you gotta show some love to the places she's uncomfortable with. if she's got a lil belly (who doesn't nowadays) fondle it a lil bit. ass she aint proud of? get chu a handful b. uncomfortable about the bitties? nibble them shits.

aint nothin better than sex with a girl who feels like she can let loose around you. keep them lights on! unless said bz is ugly then damn abort this all together or ok, ya. turn the lights off.

[wrong_move]

On a related note, that feel when waking up to a girl without makeup

[jbanger]

^ you or her?

[wrong_move]

^ you or her?

i don't know what you're getting at...

[broken_dubz]

Ok sufu some advice would be greatly appreciated.

Met a tall, blonde (read: out of my league) Russian girl with a degree in maths (perfect) at a party on sat. Hit it off and exchanged numbers.

Asked her to meet up at some time this week, she was down. Me being the bachelor that I am asked her to meet up on Thursday (valentines and not intentionally). Now I have no reply from her, she probs got weirded out by this.

any recommendations on how I can salvage this?

I'm thinking of texting tmrw or in a couple of days and being like "oh lol bachelor mistake, still down?"

Help a retard going thru a dry spell (big understatement)

Edited February 12, 2013 by broken_dubz

[boy better know]

you failed from the start by asking her out via text rather by giving her a call

assume responsiblity for this rookie mistake and move on to the next beezie

[jbanger]

you failed from the start by asking her out via text rather by giving her a call

assume responsiblity for this rookie mistake and move on to the next beezie

word.

[okonomi]

Being a nineteen year old, I've never understood this no text thing. There are girls I've slept with numerous times that I've never even called once. Not just girls my age either, I'm seeing a 22 year old who I've never phoned. How old are you guys?

[Harry Hood]

how to break up with girlfriend of 2 years who is really into me? nothing is wrong in the relationship i just don't want it anymore. she would be devastated btw wants this to go on forever.