OFFIClAL SUFU "DONT TOUCH YOUR SHT" CHALLENGE/SUPPORT GROUP

[jayrock]

quick, everyone post so we can get to the next page

[redgrail]

Day 2 check in:

No problems today, but I'm acutely aware of my balls being heavier. Is this supposed to happen? I mean, I normally have some fairly oversized cojones, but i've never walked around constantly aware of how heavy they are before.

In addition, I would like to share this thought which I feel is applicable to our situation:

Or, in other words, first girl I convince to massage my swollen gonads is going for the ride of her life.

[Mr Waffles]

post. fkdkldkdg. im on 20 a page though.

[panicnation]

So wait...NOT fapping ISN'T gonna give me increased vitality and all that shit? I hate yew gaiz!

[Magsåvningsreserven]

damn this page to hell

and so what happens if you fall off the wagon? name on 1st page??

[homi29]

done school for the year, currently unemployed, all I can think of is beating it, on day 3 right now, this shit is killing me, get random urges to go fap it even when doing something completely unrelated, had the most intense dream last night, don't know if I will be able to hold out for the entire month, you gotta have the patience and self control of a monk for this shit

hahaha

im only laughing because i know what ur saying

im good so far though, theres too many things i need to get done.. cant fap my time away!

[Guest amon goth]

So wait...NOT fapping ISN'T gonna give me increased vitality and all that shit? I hate yew gaiz!

give it time. the first week, it's all you'll think about. then you'll realize how much good it's doing you

[Mr Waffles]

after 4 / 5 days, it's definitely easier to get by with out strangling your meat man. You wont even think about it.

[homi29]

whats harder quitting fapping or quiting smoking

[Guest amon goth]

whats harder quitting fapping or quiting smoking

honestly, probably fapping. it's something natural that everyone does/wants to do.

shit sucks yo

[jeepster]

quitting smoking is harder

[cinderella]

so females don't gain alpha male qualities? has anyone tried?

:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

[suicide]

^

please cook me dinner

[cinderella]

u buy ingredients and we have a deal

[redgrail]

:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused:

what's so confusing? He's asking if females get the supposed benefits the originator of this thread espouses for not fapping.

the answer of course, is that females are made of stronger stuff than us poor weakly menfolk who have an insane compulsion to spill our seed every 5 seconds.

also, i want in on this dinner thing. i got some foie, some duckbreastases and other random assorted goodies in this fridge and I have no clue what to do with them.

[Gouf]

fuck

i just lost

got 2 days though

fuck a month

it was the best orgasm ive had in a while though so i think i'm gonna go down to maybe 2-3 faps a week

sad.

so females don't gain alpha male qualities? has anyone tried?

women don't have the same urge to blow one off. theyre seasonal creatures. they operate in a completely different state

[suicide]

also, i want in on this dinner thing. i got some foie, some duckbreastases and other random assorted goodies in this fridge and I have no clue what to do with them.

you can come.

but you are giving me a handjob while shes cooking

[redgrail]

sad.

Gouf, you should italicize/bold/underline the failures on the front page list. added incentive and a way to keep track of who's with the program.

[cinderella]

also, i want in on this dinner thing. i got some foie, some duckbreastases and other random assorted goodies in this fridge and I have no clue what to do with them.

how did you come to have foie in your fridge without any idea what to do with it?

you should sear it. I have always wanted to try that...

fry then roast the duck with a fruit sauce. there are recipes on mah blog

[Magsåvningsreserven]

cinderella, you should make a cookery book - and let me design it

i'm not kidding, holla at your butler

[redgrail]

how did you come to have foie in your fridge without any idea what to do with it?

you should sear it. I have always wanted to try that...

fry then roast the duck with a fruit sauce. there are recipes on mah blog

gifts. people know i'm a foodie/alcoholic beverage connoisseur. they don't know that i'm a rudimentary cook at best and am really only good at mindlessly following recipies.

you can come.

but you are giving me a handjob while shes cooking

no dice brahim. i'll be too busy hovering, smelling and watching (the cooking, not any sexually deviant act that perverted little brain of yours has cooked up).

[Magsåvningsreserven]

Gouf, you should italicize/bold/underline the failures on the front page list. added incentive and a way to keep track of who's with the program.

i agree with this, but also realise it isn't a competition

this is a lifestyle

[slanguage]

failure is imminent

[mrip]

yo im pretty seasonal with my wanking

i barely do it in the winter

but i do it like twice a day during the summer

[panthermodern]

still going strong but the urge is growing

[jayrock]

it's finally getting warm, the ladies are wearing less clothes, and i'm breaking my neck every time i leave the house

i hope you guys are right about the horny stuff dying down after the first week

[40oz]

I couldn't feel any better then I do about making my first post in this thread.

I'm in.

[Oxy.]

I was gonna lie about it but, I fapped on day 2.

[Gouf]

yea nows around the time when people start dropping like flies.

one after the other

no need to lie about it though. kind of defeats the purpose

[billy.]

fapped to daniway.

fuck it.