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Caught a shoplifter...persue it?

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Quoted for lolarity.

Is it just me, or is naming your kid Amber basically ensuring she's gonna turn out to be stripper/idiot/thief/etc.?

One Amber i knew believed that the center of a pineapple contained CARCINOGENS. And this was even after knowing I was a biochem major.

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That profile picture is all kinds of unfortunate.

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he said he's a "small business owner" so yea

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normally i start with the last page and work backwards

page 5 was good. Kudos for getting that bitches id lol

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were they sufu approved jeans? and did she size down?

They were some Earnest Sewn Keatons. And it looked like she was packing herself into 'em.

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Yo, I definitley don't endorse anyone harassing her as I'm absolutely pressing charges, but the police said her ID can be posted anywhere I want...so... Her pic is on our front door too, lots of lulz at work today.

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I dated a girl who would steal Marc jacobs type shit from department stores.

I once caught someone stealing when i worked at urban outfitters....I gave them a talking and told them to not come back and i wont file a police report.

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I dated a girl who would steal Marc jacobs type shit from department stores.

I once caught someone stealing when i worked at urban outfitters....I gave them a talking and told them to not come back and i wont file a police report.

I used to take them to the basement of that place and keep them there until they cried.

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i'm a cashier of a liquor store. it's also a grocery store. one day a drunk homless dude shoved a ribeye down his pants and walked out the door. i remember when i went out the door to chase him i said to my co-worker, "yo, that dude has steak in his pants."

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When she gets a mugshot, ask her for fit pics.

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for real. I fucking hate shoplifters. That's one expensive pair of jeans.

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Well, shoplifting wouldn't have been that high a bail but because of the physical attack it became robbery and that's serious ish. Funny nonetheless

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So I just looked up the code for a "211" and it's armed robbery. I almost feel kinda bad, cause that is pretty excessive. Thinking she might have had priors though to get hit so hard with this one. I just want to scare the shit out of her, and make other people aware, not wreck her for life or anything... But, I guess she shoulda thought about that before trying to lift shit.

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she should have thought of that before she freaked out when she got caught. either be smooth and get away or be smooth when you get caught.

moral of story: always be smooth.

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