handshakes?

[Guest dontcaretoomuchforcrap]

how doyou folks learn handshakes. i met someone today who did a new one and i was sort of awkward doing it.

[MilSpex]

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how doyou folks learn handshakes. i met someone today who did a new one and i was sort of awkward doing it.

--- Original message by dontcaretoomuchforcrap on Jan 21, 2006 12:28 AM

Classic DontCare post.

Be Advised: Morgan Nixon AKA Moman631 AKA Moman6040 is a fraud.

[minya]

294. Roni Size / Reprazent - [Drum & Bass Arena The Classics Mixed By Goldie #12] Brown Paper Bag [5:29]

[horriblyjollyjinx]

I DONT KNOW... I CREATE THE HANDSHAKES!!

dontcaretoomuchforcrap CANT SKATE!!

[ok]

i practice with my dick

[horriblyjollyjinx]

why would you have a special handshake? is it for the gayclub, dontcare?

dontcaretoomuchforcrap CANT SKATE!!

[JDM]

goto black fraternitys

[polly7]

instinct

[sarno]

just like when you watch magicians...keep the eyes on the hands.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

The superfuturian firmly grasps the right hand of a fellow supergay. The thumbs of both hands are interlaced. The first superfuturist presses the tops of his fingers against the wrist of the fellow supergay where it unites with the hand. The fellow supergay at the same time presses his fingers against the corresponding part of the the first superfuturian's hand and the fingers of each are somewhat apart. This grip is also called the Limp Shake of the supergay or the Erotic Lion's Paw. Instruction for this grip is given at the "graveside", after the candidate has been "raised".Speaking to the candidate, the supergay says, "My Brother, I will now instruct you as to the manner of arriving at the real grip and word of a superfuturian. As you are uninstructed, he who has hitherto answered for you will do so at this time. Give me the pass-grip of a supergay."

SUPERGAY: Will be you be off or from?

SUPERNOOB: From.

SUPERGAY: From what and to what?

SN: From the pass-grip of a supergay to the real grip of the same.

SG: Pass. What is that?

SN: The Limp Shake of the supergay, or the erotic lion's paw.

SG: Has it a name?

SN: It has.

SG: Will you give it to me?

SN: Place yourself in the proper position to receive it and I will.

SG: Mark the difference, my Brother, Heretofore your answer has been; I did not so receive it, neither will I so impart it. Now it is: Place yourself in the proper position to receive it and I will.

SG: What is the proper position to receive it?

SN: On the Five Points of Denimism.

SG: What are the Five Points of Denimism?

SN: Hige, Atari, Hachinosu, Holy Cows, Chevrons.

[mizanation]

ddml, that's bananas.

[tweeds]

[lil brown brother]

... cant wait to use this handshake...

[red]

The superfuturian firmly grasps the right hand of a fellow supergay. The thumbs of both hands are interlaced. The first superfuturist presses the tops of his fingers against the wrist of the fellow supergay where it unites with the hand. The fellow supergay at the same time presses his fingers against the corresponding part of the the first superfuturian's hand and the fingers of each are somewhat apart. This grip is also called the Limp Shake of the supergay or the Erotic Lion's Paw. Instruction for this grip is given at the "graveside", after the candidate has been "raised".Speaking to the candidate, the supergay says, "My Brother, I will now instruct you as to the manner of arriving at the real grip and word of a superfuturian. As you are uninstructed, he who has hitherto answered for you will do so at this time. Give me the pass-grip of a supergay."

SUPERGAY: Will be you be off or from?

SUPERNOOB: From.

SUPERGAY: From what and to what?

SN: From the pass-grip of a supergay to the real grip of the same.

SG: Pass. What is that?

SN: The Limp Shake of the supergay, or the erotic lion's paw.

SG: Has it a name?

SN: It has.

SG: Will you give it to me?

SN: Place yourself in the proper position to receive it and I will.

SG: Mark the difference, my Brother, Heretofore your answer has been; I did not so receive it, neither will I so impart it. Now it is: Place yourself in the proper position to receive it and I will.

SG: What is the proper position to receive it?

SN: On the Five Points of Denimism.

SG: What are the Five Points of Denimism?

SN: Hige, Atari, Hachinosu, Holy Cows, Chevrons.

has this been adapted to movie yet?

[masuerte]

I have a handshake that turns into a "pretzel" move from my swing dance class.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

[un-]

This thread reminds me of the Wayans Bros. Show lol. If someone does a new handshake with me, depends on how tedious it is if I'm willing to learn it.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I think the soopergayest handshake going these days is the LA handshake, consisting of STEP 1: a patty-cake like single hand slap, followed by STEP 2: a limp wristed frontal fist pound. It's so gay, and I refuse to ever do it.

The NY wutz good, palm shake with semi-hug + shoulder tap, ftw.

[FAM0US.]

My frats secret handshake.

Hah, just kidding.