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[Orion]

been minute since I've chatted...

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hey.

Stranger: what's up

You: Not much...at work. Chillin. You?

Stranger: n2m

You: I have no idea what that means.

You: wait. got it.

You: I'm basically an idiot when it comes to internet "lingo".

You: I just found out what "lulz" was.

Stranger: okay

You: okay.

Stranger: where you from

You: Cal, you?

Stranger: chicago

You: Not Brazil, huh? Seems like that's all I get.

You: There's the fattest lady walking by outside right now... Heading into a restaurant. Jesus...

You: For real, like 400+

Stranger:

You: Your responses aren't really keeping up with my dialogue.

Stranger: sorry~~

You: I can keep telling you about this fat lady if you want?

Stranger: noooooooooope thanx haha

Stranger: well nno offence, but im not that kjonda big fan of overweighted poeple

Stranger: lol

You: she's got that second belly that dropping over her genitals. The "fupa" if you will.

You: that bitch is about to get a chili burger, I know it...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[aak]

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: from?

Stranger: Finland

Stranger: you ?

You: tjena

You: sverige

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finnish people hate swedes.

[Orion]

It gets fun when they tell you where they live, then google the area and say you live by them. Street names, parks, everything... Gotta be quick on the internetz though.

[Egpt]

Stranger: yo

You: hello

Stranger: DO YOU HAVE THE WII FIT?

You: nah mayne, videogames are gay

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 21

Stranger: they are less gay than chatting with strangers over the internet

Stranger: BAM

You: it's just gay if you're not a girl

Stranger: Your a grill>

You: i'm already jerking off to this anyway

You: just hope u'r a girl

Stranger: Yuck mch

Stranger: naa man

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when they mentioned wii i thought i was facing diamonds or dum, don't ask me why

[damachee]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: nice to meet u

You: well its very nice to meet you too

Stranger: what's your time now

You: around midnight

Stranger: are you tired

You: no. i dont sleep till day. what time is it at your place?

Stranger: almost 22:00

You: hmm.. so you live somewhere in asia

Stranger: you clever

You: hong kong?

Stranger: how do you know

Stranger: you are pretty clever

You: you know in those movies. when they delay talking to someone on the phone?

Stranger: what?

You: and they track down where that number is coming from. im doing that right now

Stranger: you spy man

You: uh oh... i see u live on hk island

You: tsim sa siu

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[Charlie Delta]

^ ahaha!

[patrill]

You: brazil?

Stranger: hey

Stranger: sim

Stranger: de onde?

[Oxy.]

Stranger: hello

You: hey

You: i just came out to my parents

You: they hate me now

Stranger:

You: ya, it's sad

Stranger: too bad

Stranger: at least your boyfriend is there for you

You: who said i was gay?

Stranger: your boyfriend said

You: really?

Stranger: yeah :/

You: he is actually a she

Stranger: oh

You: don't be fooled by the chin hair

Stranger: yeah i see

You: how did your parents react?

Stranger: raped me

You: they raped you, that's cool

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: i liked it a lot

[BAGUETTE]

You: fart

Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: fart

Stranger: what?

Stranger: what's wrong with you?

You: sorry I had too much peas

You: fart

You: just can't stop

Stranger: God.

Stranger: bye

You: OMG

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[jcotteri]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do notgive out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]

You: hi

You: >.<

Stranger: hi

Stranger: sex offender..?

You: what's yuo asl?

You: sex offender, no of course not, why would you say that??????

Stranger: The messege it gave me.

You: what where??

You: what message?

Stranger: Hey sex offender.

You:

You: i'm not a sex offendor

Stranger: My messege said im talking to one and omegle by law has to send me that messege

Stranger: Im a girl

Stranger: how old?

You: huh? did it?

You: 22 m

Stranger: no wonder.

Stranger: Yes it did

You: what are you talking about

Stranger: you're a sex offender.

Stranger: how many rapes ya done lately?

You: no i assure you i'm not and have no idea why you would say this... are you playing with my head?

Stranger: no

Stranger: i promise

You: :/

Stranger: ill show you the messege

You: i don't understand

You: ???

Stranger: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do notgive out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]

You: lol very funny

You: you typed or copied it from somewhere else

Stranger: no

Stranger: i promise

Stranger: sex offender!!!

You: i can't see that at the top of the conversation

You: i promise i'm not

You: pinky swear

Stranger: it only sends it to the person yer talkin to

You: no i have never heard of that

Stranger: how many rapes ya done?

You: i don't think so

You: i have never even had sex that manytime let alone rape :?

You: that's a horrible thing to say to me

You: ):

Stranger: why else would it say that?

You: i don't think it did

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[blm14]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: what are you listening to now?

Stranger: music

You: of what sort?

Stranger: light music

You: nachtsmusik?

Stranger: where are you from

You: NYC

You: you?>

Stranger: China

You: 我去过中国

Stranger: can you speak Chinese

You: 没有一个字

You:

Stranger: 什么意思

You: 我的意思是我不会说一个字的中国

You: I wish I spoke chinese

You: that would be cool

You: 什么是中国的一部分，你呢？

Stranger: Taiwan

You: I've been to taipei

You: ROC

Stranger: how about taipei

You:

我喜欢 Xiǎolóngbāo

You: yum!

Stranger: 小笼包

You: 台湾妇女易于发生性关系呢？

Stranger: I have not been Taiwan

You: 什么是最好的方式获得中国女子吸吮您的阴茎？

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[tac0tron]

Stranger: hello

me: sup jawn

Stranger: what?

Stranger: speak english?

me: yeah, I speak engrish vely werr

Stranger: i'm seeing

me: yeahhh boiiii

Stranger: good joke:)

me: haha

Stranger: my english is bad:)

me: my english skills are lacking*

[julzkind]

Stranger: Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world

Stranger: She took the midnight train goin' anywhere

Stranger: Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit

Stranger: He took the midnight train goin' anywhere

Stranger: A singer in a smokey room

Stranger: A smell of wine and cheap perfume

Stranger: For a smile they can share the night

Stranger: It goes on and on

Stranger: and on

Stranger: and on

Stranger: Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard

You: onion rings

You: u eat one

Stranger: Their shadows searching in the night

You: i eat one

Stranger: Streetlight people, living just to find emotion

You: then it goes black

Stranger: Hiding, somewhere in the night

You: wait

You: meadow eats one

Stranger: Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard

You: tony eats one

You: carmella eats one

You: anthony eats one

You: WE DIE

You have disconnected.

[Afro1989]

best omegle ever:

You: heya

Stranger: do you want to be the very best?

You: like no one ever was?

Stranger: like no-one ever was?

Stranger: LOL

You: I WIN!

Stranger: daaaamn

You: epic

You: thank you for this, you made my day

Stranger: no problem

[santos]

Stranger: Horny girl?

You: ayyyyo

You: no doubt

Stranger: Wanna cyber?

You: mos def

Stranger: Have webcam?

You: neref

Stranger: What?

You: yaaaaorp

Stranger: What's your skype?

You: jizzmonkey3000

Stranger: Contact cannot be found

You: saaaaayzroopla

Stranger: You're not making sense

Stranger: You have a pic or anything?

You: might could be

Stranger: Show me if you want to fuck

You: i don't bed no babies

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[branespload]

cotton, it's A UNICORN.

or did you know this?

oh word???

[santos]

Stranger: im looking for someone to cyber rape me

You: holy fuck

You: you are in luck

Stranger: m or f

You: male

You: i'm a fucking caveman

Stranger: im female

Stranger: wanna start then

You: are you wearing a loincloth?

Stranger: a bra and thong

You: they didn't have bra's and thongs in prehistoric times

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[poorboy]

Stranger: hello

You: WHY HELLOOOOO THERE

Stranger: where are you from?

You: your dreams

You: im from your fuckin dreams

You: not quite what you expected, huh?

Stranger: no not quite

You: is it my loin cloth?

Stranger: I was expecting a country of some sort

You: fuck that. i'm abstract. im out there man. i dont belong to a fucking country

You: i am the embodiment of your hopes and aspirations

You: and now, through the miracles of science and shitty chatrooms,

You: here i am.

Stranger: well with the proper gramar and spelling slang an swearing I say Canada or the states

You: so let's cut the foreplay

You: it's grammar, by the way

Stranger: my bad

You: maybe you should spell check, otherwise making a spelling mistake in that sentence of yours kind of defeats the purpose/intent

You: just fyi.

You: so hows about it?

Stranger: well then smart ass

You: oh yeah. talk dirty to me.

You: you tiny tiny man.

Stranger: I'm not tiny at all actualy

You: but it's cool if i call you that right? it's just a petname.

Stranger: naw

You: well this relationship is going sour

You: you can sleep on the couch tonight.

Stranger: yea ok like that's gunna happen?

You: i better not catch you jerking off again to the tv guide either.

You: i had to cover our sofas in plastic because of you.

Stranger: whatever I do what I want

You: yeah and look where that got you.

You: butt naked in the living room

You: jerking off to a photo of suzanne summers.

You: you rebel, you.

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[Man]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hey whats your name?

Stranger: anna. you?

You: John

You: I'd like to tell you something

Stranger: what?

You: Well, you see, appoximately this time tomorrow I will be lying dead in my room with a bullet through my brain.

You: And you are the only person i have and will tell.

Stranger: is this a joke?

You: haha that would be funny huh? but this is no joke. You wouldn't believe this, but i have no one else to tell this too, so i tell it to you.

Stranger: stop joking. just talk to me seriously

Stranger: its not funny at all

You: And i want you to remember my name. John Andrew Michaels. remember me please and i will give you all the blessings from afterlife

You: please promise me Anna

Stranger: ok. stop joking

Stranger: it isn't funny at all

You: Anna please this is serious, i can't go on any longer, this is what i have to do.

Stranger: why?

Stranger: you don't have to do that at all

You: I told you i can't go on any longer. life is too unbearable, espcially with no one to love. ,(

You: Every year hundreds of thousands of people each comit suicide. Now why do you think that rate is so high?

Stranger: why?

Stranger: cause of heart breaks?

You: the reason is that many people do not have normal lives like maybe you or the rest of the world, and actually suffer a lot of pain.

You: this is something true. thats why people commit suicide all the time.

Stranger: you dont have to be one of those people

You: I am one of these people.

You: I didnt choose that, its what life gave me.

Stranger: you dont have too

You: Its ok, i'll be better off. who is the victim are those who hurt me.

Stranger: who hurt you anyway?

You: everyone.

Stranger: but not me

Stranger: not everyone

You: so?

Stranger: so what?

You: so nothing! everything is still the same. This is just my last words of wisdom to the world. you shall be the only reciever and carry it how you will

Stranger: just please stop what you're thinking

Stranger: john? i need to go

You: Goodbye. I will watch over you after for a little until i go to heaven.

You: god bless you

Stranger: stop saying that

Stranger: promise me you won't die

Stranger: take care ok?

You: i wish ic ould but i cannot tell a lie

You: i not only promise you the opposite but guarantee it to you

You: bbye

Stranger: you wont die ok?

You: ....

Stranger: promise?

Stranger: john... promise?

Stranger: john!

Stranger: im talking to you!

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[blm14]

You get rep for your username. can't believe nobody took that before you.

[echoepidemic]

Stranger: Hello

You: ▐▐▌S▐▌▌▌▐▐▌U▐▐▐▐▐▐ P▐▐▐

Stranger: lol

Stranger: are you a psycho/pervert?

You: Not yet

Stranger: good then

You: Give me a year or two.

Stranger: how old are you?

You: See you then.

[tac0tron]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: male?

You: yeah

You: animal?

Stranger: yea a cat

Stranger: no ok im a female

Stranger: are u a virgin?

You: no

Stranger: ok look

Stranger: do you think girls should shave

Stranger: you know down there?

You: If she wants to

You: if she doesn't feel comfortable shaving there

You: then don't

Stranger: ok

You: Porn should not set the standards

You: for love

You: makelovenotporn.com

You: just be who you are!

Stranger: haha ur awesome

You: haha

You: thanks

You: why

You: does someone want to pressure you

You: into shaving down there

You: ?

Stranger: no i'm just a virgin and about to do it for the first time

Stranger: just wanted to know if i should...

You: well, if who you're about to do it with really cared about you

You: they wouldn't care

You: however

You: it is a good idea

You: to trim down there

Stranger: haha yes

You: keep things neat

Stranger: yesssss

You: alright, well

You: I gotta go now

You: good luck!

Stranger: yea

You: make the best of it

Stranger: thanks

Stranger:

You: have fun!

You: haha

You have disconnected.

[blm14]

not omegle, but I enjoyed this one

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User Me has entered room

Analyst Jose has entered room

Me(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:00:31 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

hello

Jose(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:00:15 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

Good Evening. Thank you for contacting Time Warner Cable. My name is Jose. At the end of our chat you will be given the option of taking a brief survey. Please give me a moment while I access your account.

Me(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:00:51 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

this kind of reminds me of omegle

"You're chatting with a stranger, say hi"

anyways

I want to know if there's a way to increase my upstream bandwidth

Jose(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:01:15 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

Hi, could you be specific with your request, please.

Me(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:01:40 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

I am currently at <1 MBit

I want to know if there's a way that I can get, say, 5mb upstream on my internet service

Jose(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:02:13 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

Due to security reasons could you please give me your account number?

Me(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:02:48 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

am I not authenticated into my account already?

uhhh, it's XXX XX XXX XXXXXXX

XXXXXXX sorry

typo

Jose(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:02:58 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

Thank you, please allow me a moment.

Okay. Do not worry.

Please, allow me a moment.

Me(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:03:40 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

who was worried!?

Jose(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:05:16 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

Thank you for your patience.

Me(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:05:46 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

You're ever so welcome

Jose(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:07:01 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

According to my system you have the speediest upstream wideband that we currently offer to our customer.

Me(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:07:37 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

YOU LYING PAKI BHENCHOD

Just kidding

are you serious!?

nothing faster than 768 kilobits?

that has to be wrong

what about business service?

Jose(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:08:05 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

According to my system you Road Runner Turbo, right?

Me(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:08:30 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

yup

I heard there is a wideband service

50/5

no?

Jose(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:08:40 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

One moment to check it out.

Road Runner Broadband Turbo (Speeds up to 15 Mbps down/768 up)

This is what you are supposed to received it.

Me(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:10:10 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

I know, I want faster upstream

I understand that this is what I have now

needz moar

Jose(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:10:33 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

I understand you but this is the speediest internet service that we currently have.

Me(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:11:08 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

argh!

why do you hate me, jose, why?

Jose(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:11:09 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

I am really sorry for the inconvenience.

I am not hate you, but this is what we currently have. Really sorry for it.

Me(Wed Dec 29 2010 21:11:57 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time))>

hrm, I will kill you later

NOW GO MAKE ME SOME ROUND CHAPATIS!

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[thelion1856]

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: where did you go?

Stranger: here

You: here?

Stranger: there?

You: thats impossible i saw you go there.

Stranger: oh...i didnt know you saw....

You: well i did

Stranger: awk

You: what was that thing you were carrying in that duffel bag?

Stranger: um was it big?

You: kinda average, it was a dior bag i recon

Stranger: oh well it was not a human head

Stranger: soo thats all i know

You: ohh, maybe a bowling ball?

Stranger: umm yeah suree

You: what are you even talking about?

You: so you like to bowl?

Stranger: your not too intelligent are yah

Stranger: thats good

You: where did you come from?

Stranger: here

You: asl?

Stranger: 45 f london

Stranger: joke

You: oh

Stranger: allllllllllsdjieowfj

Stranger: f

Stranger: f

Stranger: f

Stranger: fd

Stranger: fg

You: i was gonna say if you in london i can use a proxy for some pick ups of some new threads

Stranger: g

Stranger: ewfew

[thelion1856]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: its you again

Stranger: what?

You: it you again i just talked to you

Stranger: oh

You: whats your deal?

Stranger: what are you talking aboutt?

You: you

You: im talking about you

You: i just talked to you

Stranger: im pretty sure you didnt.

You: what makes you say that?

Stranger: because i havent talked to anybody.

You: really? well you sound like that other chap

Stranger: haha nope

You: alrighty then

You: asl?

Stranger: heh?

You: age sex local? thats what the other guy on here asked me and im asking it to you now

Stranger: 17 female minnesota, you?

You: 98 m cali

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[tac0tron]

Working on this convo right now as a cult of cthulhu member. taking so long.

[otlyaa]

bumping up

couldnt get much going

Stranger: hey asl

You: lets fly into the future

You: lets fly together

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Stranger: hi

You: we are not alike

Stranger: okay

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: im really tired of your lies

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there were some long ones, but i just like when they disconnect

[Magsåvningsreserven]

[Vampyrvargfesten]

he has referred 8 people to DIE

[otlyaa]

this turned sad