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[Paean]

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[Paean]

Drewp, I didnt just talk to you right?

[Drewp]

yeah. lol. fucking random

[Paean]

Stranger: whelp im about to try and get someone good to fuck with

Stranger: its drewp on sufu btw

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[geekbonchic]

Stranger: brobro

You: Dick Ovens?

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You: It's okay.

You: Not everyone is initiated into its ways.

You: It can be impenetrable from outside.

Stranger: ahaha

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You: But inside, it's this warm pulsing mass of orgiastic energy.

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You: That's how a Carol Christian Poell jacket feels.

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[geekbonchic]

Stranger: hey

You: Dick Ovens?

Stranger: would you like to give me on

You: Yo, I don't even know what you are proposing to do, man.

[phen3N]

You: 8========D

Stranger: black?

Stranger: ()

You: i was lying

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[bernt]

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[azn8oi]

You: 你好嗎？

Stranger: no

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[phen3N]

i got on air on KMNR Rolla 98.7 fm in Missouri cuz they were on omegle

[Elysium]

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[lenn]

goddamnit this shit is addicting

[cyberPUNK]

yeah very 12345

[blm14]

Stranger: Hi.

You: Low

Stranger: Eat my dick.

You: What kinds of sauces do you offer with said meal?

Stranger: Ketchup.

You: Insufficiently fancy

You: try again

Stranger: Eh.

Stranger: I dunno.

You: the answer I'm looking for is "bernaise sauce"

Stranger: Bye, enjoy eating my pinus.

[Paean]

Stranger: ahoy

You: hai

Stranger: question for you

Stranger: the omegle logo up the top...

Stranger: toilet seat?

[choice_genes]

You: what's uppp

Stranger: ! iH

You: sdrawkcab klat?

Stranger: uoy era woh

You: doog doog

You: ouy?

Stranger: yeah but it's a bit difficult in english , i'm not good enough :s

Stranger: oot doog

[choice_genes]

Stranger: Hi There, would you care to discuss Jesus, The War on Terror or Jumping Castles?

You: BOOYAH

Stranger: Great

Stranger: you start

You: BOOYAH [pop]

Stranger: BOOYAH oh yeah brother BOOYAH

You: i'm sorry im new to this and still finding it rather hilarious

You: BOOYAH!

You: tony eveready!!!

Stranger: BOOYAH brother BOOYAH

Stranger: Is that your name, Tony Eveready?

Stranger: Its so fantastic to see you Tony

Stranger: BOOYAH

You: Selected Transcript

The following is a partial transcript of the now-famous "Booyah" video. Source Note: Bold text was spoken by Tony Eveready.

Tony Eveready: Hell yeah!

TE: You say let her stick my nuts in there like that.

Actor #2: Stick your nuts in there, nigga.

TE: Spread them ass cheeks.

Actor #2: Spread your ass cheeks!

Actor #3: Spread your ass cheeks girl, spread 'em up.

Actor #2: Spread them motherfuckers open.

TE: Awwww, nigga.

Actor #2: Come on, spread 'em.

Actor #3: Awww, nigga. Get 'em... get 'em - spread 'em bitch!

Actor #2: (encouragingly) Relax your ass, nigga. Spread the cheeks.

TE: He can get 'em in there, I'm trying to see if I can get my shit in there now.

Actor #2: Get 'em in there, dawg.

Actor #4: (flabbergasted) My balls too tight for that shit.

Actor #3: Awww... that's right, bitch.

TE: Shit... first nut's in there, right nut in that motherfucker.

Actor #2: That's right, bitch!

Actor #4: (flabbergasted again) Nigga! My balls too tight for that shit, nigga.

Actor #3: Oh man! Freak that bitch out den, Tone!

Actor #2: Who you talkin' to, nigga?

Actor #3: Freak that bitch out then, Tone!

TE: Awww, yeahhh... Nutsack don't wanna leave that fuckin' asshole.

Actor #4: N-Nuts -- nutsa -- nutsack in the asshole. Let's see if you can flip the dick now. Flip the dick down the pussy!

Actor #2: Ohhh, clown on her.

Actor #4: Nigga, flip the dick --- (uncontrollable laughter).

(background remarks)

TE: Nigga, what - what.

Actor #2: That nigga clownin'!

Actor #3: What, what!

Actor #2: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy, ain't it? Mmmhmmm. You's a nasty girl, ain't ya.

Actor #4: (dumbstruck) That's the first time I ever seen that shit like that.

(background remarks)

Actor #4: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy. Aww shit nigga, what.

TE: (bouncing up and down with an energetic smile) Now, I'm gonna go try this at home! I'm like shit, nigga, I'll sit there and do this at home. That asshole tight, keepin' my nuts snug - it won't even let my nuts out the ass.

Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.

TE: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!

Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!

(background chatter)

TE: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn day. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.

Actor #4: Mmmm.

Unknown: (possibly white camera man) Pull your dick out, then your nuts.

(some time later, with Eveready still DP'ing Angel)

Alisha Angel: (giggles lightheartedly)

TE: (removes penis, making popping noise with Angel's vagina)

Actor #4: There's ya dick.

TE: (removes testicles, making yet another popping noise - this time with Angel's anus)

Actor #2: AWWWWWWWWWW! (laughter)

TE: BOOYAH! Mmmmmmmmnnnnnh!

Actor #4: (surprised) Cool!

(various scattered remarks)

Actor #3: That nigga's nuts was hanging DOWN in her ass!

TE: I told you dat asshole had a tight grip!

Actor #2: OOOOOOOOEEEEEE dawg!

Actor #4: (stupefied by what has transpired) That's some shit, that's some shit. That IS some shit. That's some shit.

Stranger: I love screanplays, is this one of your favourites Tony?

You: this, and 'Pain 7'

Stranger: the jesus i know wouldn't approve, but only he can judge you, not me

Stranger: BOOYAH

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

^^^^ wtf is that

[Mr Waffles]

i saw that video one day and try to explain it to people how great it is. someone give me the download link.

[salaryman]

Stranger: hi

You: I hope you can tap dance

Stranger: yes

You: if not, you better know how to cook.

Stranger: i can do both

You: how about this, you tap dance while making me a grill cheese sandwich

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[Heresy]

You: A/S/L?

Stranger: 19, f, san fran

You: I'm 12/m/cali

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Stranger: Rllmuk?

You: A/S/L?

You: I'm 13/f/cali

You:

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You: NOOOOOOOOo

You have disconnected.

lol

[onemancult]

You: PENIS OR VAGINA?

Stranger: penis

You: DISCONNECT NOW.

Stranger: u?

Stranger: ROFL

Stranger: nah mate

Stranger: i want u bad

Stranger: i wanna suck on ur thick cock man

You: YOU WANT IT HARD.

You: OR SOFT?

Stranger: if u have a cock lemme just rub it man

You: OK

Stranger: i want u to squirT all over me

You: SLOW DOWN I'M GOING TO CUM TOO FAST.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[16steps]

You: a/s/l

Stranger: 13

You: i just came

Stranger: f

Stranger: I'm telling my mommy

You: how?

You: arent you at school?

You: considering youre 13

Stranger: Time zones

You: lol, 13 year olds dont know about time zones

Stranger: and virgins like yourslef don't know about coming

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: a/s/l

Stranger: 21/ F/ New York

Stranger: you?

You: 24 m ca

Stranger: oh

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

slunt

pwned

[Fabulaz]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: ELLO MATE

Stranger: ELLO GOVNAH

You: hey what are you wearing right now

Stranger: sweat pants and a tshirt

You: is your mom home

Stranger: nope

You: ok can i come over

Stranger: sure

You: don't tell anyone I'm coming over

You: I have a record

Stranger: ok

Stranger: i like surprises

You: do you liek surprises up the butt

Stranger: no id rather be prepared

You: ive got weapons

Stranger: k

You: do you wanna just fucking go shoot some people

You: like old people

Stranger: not particularly

You: and children

You: that sucks

Stranger: yeah

You: wanna play pokemon?

Stranger: FUCK YES

You: im not sure how to play

You: what is this game about

Stranger: idk

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[16steps]

hahah, i spoke to "a model from boston" and i know it was her cuz she gave me a link to her photobucket and when i went in ther ei found some pics of her in boy underwear.....needless to say she deleted them after i pointed it out

[evisu 2000]

You: 8========D

Stranger: black?

Stranger: ()

You: i was lying

You: 8=D

Stranger: me too ( )

haha i lol'd at this one

[HBlack]

Stranger: hi

You: hello

You: are you there

You: i am here

Stranger: really?

Stranger: i thought i was there

You: who are you

Stranger: a person

Stranger: and u?

You: my cat is in the room

You: speak softly

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

fuck this

[lenniwinks]

You: asl?

Stranger: say hi

Stranger: 16 m germany

You: niiice

Stranger: u?

You: 21 m usa

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

You: hey

Stranger: hello

You: whats up

Stranger: none, you?

You: same

Stranger: b?

You: g

You: bj

Stranger: k

You: yeah

Stranger: asl?

You: 17/f/ca

You: u

Stranger: lol, no

You: y not

Stranger: 17/m/a

You: arizona?

You: wtf

Stranger: i havent met a single girl on omegle

You: really?

You: damn

Stranger: not one specimen

You: im one

Stranger: u sure?

You: yep

Stranger: i'm no stranger to love

Stranger:

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Stranger: etc

[blm14]

You: yes, yes

Stranger: oh hai

You: OH HAI!

Stranger: ;x

You: are we to speak in LOLcat language

Stranger: no

You: in which case I need to switch keyboards

You: oh ok

You: I see "oh hai" and think lolcats

Stranger: wait a minute what

Stranger: switch keyboards?

Stranger: explain

You: to my special lolcats keyboard

Stranger: DO WANT!

You: it switches everything I type into lolcats-speak

Stranger: noo

You: it was very hard to program it

Stranger: i don't believe that

You: it also makes mewling noises as you type