Zombie Defense Task Force Thread

[bhoknows]

mom works for company that manufactures military vehicles, so i'd probably gun it to the building and hopefully grab a tank or carrier. after that, raid some costcos for some major wholesale goods.

[iGIT]

we'll all use ak47s, those don't get jammed as often right? it's also easier to maintain then other assault rifles.

[sidneylo]

Sa_NC-_fvKs

[gfunkdocta]

mp5 or p90, couple rounds always to the face..

run. repeat.. find u dus, regroup.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

something like this looks good. maybe it could have a longer handle and a crowbar on the other end to make it like an allpurpose thing

where is kunk75 while all this is going on??

edit:

^^^ THAT.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

zombies can't swim but walk the bottoms of the sea forever and ever until they make it to land. tru a light house could be a good pausing place, but def. not for the long term

ayo, doesn't this make it even worse for zombies considering the seawater+current would fuck up zombie skin so they would like die after walking a bit

plus some fishy be eating their flesh and crap as they walk

similar to light in I am Legend

[samsikle]

that's what i was thinking too, i suppose some would deteriorate faster than others depending on the length of their underwater stroll, but i read that there can be stragglers that make it to the finishline. i can't find the copy of the zombie survival guide in my house, i'll have to ask my brother of its whereabouts

[ko]

Def need some of these for those large zombie hordes.

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Also what about a cruise ship? Like one that was just about to go out to sea so its fully stocked and shit. Just pilot it like a mile off shore and you would be good. A small group of people could live off a fully stocked cruise ship for pretty long time.

[guywithpants]

ayo, doesn't this make it even worse for zombies considering the seawater+current would fuck up zombie skin so they would like die after walking a bit

plus some fishy be eating their flesh and crap as they walk

similar to light in I am Legend

according to the book world war z they just move really slowly underwater, due to pressure and currents

[DüM]

you know what fuck all this survival shit.

I'll drive up to canada and me and edn0b will start a zombie porn site.

[Pogi]

This is what you need

something like this looks good. maybe it could have a longer handle and a crowbar on the other end to make it like an allpurpose thing

where is kunk75 while all this is going on??

edit:

^^^ THAT.

[AstroWolf]

At work a while ago i got in to reading Glocktalk.com. Its a lot of neocons talking shit about the world and i found it a huge pocket of laughing joy.

the number one fears they have and post about are.

1- the gun wont work when you need it.

2- the guns bullet is not powerfull enough to work even when it does.

3- zombies.

i swear to god, it never made sense to me. these NRA gun nuts like to talk about zombies. odd shit.

[WayneGibbous]

Me and my boys made a zombie rap song back in the day. I'll find the link..

[seksu!]

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comes with handy flashlight too! put that thing in my backpocket next to my ipod YEAH

s ocool.. btu guns are scary

getting on a supermarket rooftop isnt the best either cos hunters can get u and tanks can throw rocks at u

na what u need is higher ground with one entry single file ramp.
turtle up iwth seigetanks for the ground below, some goliaths for anti air ( if they learn to fly stuff) and if u got tiem vultures with speed upgrade and spider mines - plant that all over entrance.
bunker up 4 mariens each, firebats for if they get too close (doubtful seigetanks are too strong and goliaths can back up range) gonna need infinite minerals and gas for ur +3 +3 so you have to go bgh definitely... HMMM

[WayneGibbous]

Ok here it is: http://www.angelfire.com/thefalsemcs/zombierap.mp3

Be warned that this is pretty bad, but will be more enjoyable for fans of Romero flicks. I produced the beat; let's see how many of you nerds can figure out what sample I used.

[Leonard Leroy]

Seriously though, revolver, and peanut butter.

[ouss]

i think i dreamt about zombies last night

[DaBestSpoona]

I am fucked

I only have this to defend myself with

[Bona Drag]

always a best sufu thread in a minute concept

[Fookums]

that's what i was thinking too, i suppose some would deteriorate faster than others depending on the length of their underwater stroll, but i read that there can be stragglers that make it to the finishline. i can't find the copy of the zombie survival guide in my house, i'll have to ask my brother of its whereabouts

Yo, remember: in Zombie Survival Guide, fish/animals/whatever dont touch zombies, so they don't rot much.

Doesn't saltwater preserve stuff???

And remember!

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Oh, dunno if anyone posted this yet but srsly now:

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[its swanny]

a military base, with all that barbed wire fence surrounding it. gotta convince them we're friendlies, but that would be ideal. especially a bomb shelter.

[Spaghettini]

[samsikle]

Yo, remember: in Zombie Survival Guide, fish/animals/whatever dont touch zombies, so they don't rot much.

Doesn't saltwater preserve stuff???

true but according to the Zombie Survival Wiki..

Q:Something very quickly pointed out. If Z's do need to breathe, where does that leave any Zed trapped in the crushing depths of the ocean? Could they theoretically inhale, or would they drown?

A: It seems that how they move will change based on deterioration, soft tissue rots first so the groin, the inner arms, the face, and other places like that will rot before anything else so lets say the groin rots to nothing the zombie will probably start to move with their legs closer together which would cause less balence,it seems that in good conditions for mold to grow the zed would be imobile within a few weeks, I say days but the movement would keep bugs from eating it which is where most of the dead animals we see go.

[iGIT]

Anyone thinking of going to a military base needs to get their head out of their ass. Unless you can bring something to the table (women, food, certain skills, etc.) there is no way they are going to take you. It's very possible they'd just shoot you on the spot.

I've always wondered why more people didn't just hide in high rises. Sure, eventually you have to come down and find supplies but you are relatively safe for the time being, especially compared to being in a house.

Thats the truth. I think a good way to survive is to just keep driving. Take the back roads in an rv and syphon gas from other cars.

[DaBestSpoona]

Thats the truth. I think a good way to survive is to just keep driving. Take the back roads in an rv and syphon gas from other cars.

fuck RV you need an armored Prius for the long haul

[Mr Waffles]

the prius aint poppin for long trips. the brakes recharge the batteries. The rv was more to post up somewhere close and then you could hide somewhere where zombies couldn't reach. like a cliff ledge with a fire escape ladder hanging down or something. you could dip into the rv and get supplies but stay out of reach most of the time.

[Bigyen]

!.Eat all the acid i have left.

2.Jump on my bike ( no gas)

3. Hit the marina and jack a boat.

[Mr Waffles]

the boat idea is real good aslong as no zombie outbreak happens aboard. have to keep population small but boat big.

[DaBestSpoona]

how about the BMW 5 or 7 series for diplomats, they're bullet and bomb proof perfect for protection against scavengers in the zombie Apocalypse

http://www.bmw-ids.com/

Or the armored Bentley

[iGIT]

how about the BMW 5 or 7 series for diplomats, they're bullet and bomb proof perfect for protection against scavengers in the zombie Apocalypse

http://www.bmw-ids.com/

Or the armored Bentley

This. Now alll you need is to mount some machine guns on it and your set.