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ohhhhhh (thanks for the rep) I was wondering where the fuck this post ^ was...wrong thread. I think it works though.

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ny sounds crazy.. cant believe jonas (cant remember his sufu name) was weary of london after living there. wish id been to ny, but i havent, but one time on the tube in london a group of transvestite pornstars got on and stradlled the seats and gave them a good soggy hump and pole danced so i could see they were pre op under their skirts and one gave another some form of oral pleasure, unfortunatly they were obscured by their rather large leather clad mate that stood there watching me with a what ya gonna do about it look on his face

That's some crazy shit.

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It was about 94 or 95... about 12 or so of us wanted to go to a new years party (a rave) in queens, a fucking FAR FAR out part that no one knew how to get to... we were all fucked up so we took cabs, we needed three, at first on our way from BK we were all together on the BQE... but as we kept going things got mixed up and our driver lost his way, we lost track of the other cabs... for the next hour and a half we drove around queens trying to find this party, which seemed like it was never going to happen, there are too many roads streets and avenues in queens and we must have seen them all... this was before everyone had cell phones, and we had no way to get in touch with anyone... so we kept driving, and boom, we see the right street, start driving up it towards the party, we are FUCKING PSYHED, the acid is kickin in full bore now and were loving life.. only a few more blocks to go... we turn the corner, right where we should be, and there are about 30 fire department vehicles... shut down, fire code, totally lame, there are at least 2 thousand people on the street just hanging out, our friends were completely lost... our group of five decided to troop to the train station near the club and try to rally back at home... the station is PACKED with tripping ravers... as we walk down to the downtown platoform we see the rest of our crew, another 10 people we set off with who had found the other 15 or so heads we were going to meet up with... all chilling on the benches of the station smoking blunts surrounded by people. they yell out to us "BOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!" we yell it back amongst at least 600 people on the platform!!!! everyone was freaking out.. we keep yelling it and people start to get hype and yell it too, a entire platform freaking out.. we start rolling blunts and sharing the war stories on how we got there... ended up on the train pumping beats though my friends boom box for the entire car filled with tripping idiots on our way back to lower Manhattan, smoking blunts, laughing, tripping.... we go downtown to Lafayette street and get to our friends clothing store which had a opening morning party for all the fam that got booted from the club... amazing new years.

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Lol oh man anybody else love the "rides of shame" ?

Better than have a desinated driver you just hop on and lay the fuck down until to your stop. Lol some kid rode the #4 train all the way uptown because he was laid out.. When he heard "This is Fordham Road" he jumped out the seat confused lol.. Guess he missed 96 st lol

*person laying out on the subway seats just fucking done*

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Friday. 11pm. Lorimer Stop

This guy:

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The sign says "Free Bouncy Rides"

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My sister's first year living in the city.

Came up to visit and we're heading back to Bushwick.

Train wasn't even packed and I was sitting on a bench but my sister insisted on standing. Some black dude is posted up right next to her, not exactly grabbing at her but trying to get some friction going on or some shit

my sister tells him to back the fuck off and nigs' girl he was with starts to get crazy

fuck you's back and forth and this bitch finally takes out a pen and stabs my sister in the face with that shit. sister is stunned for a sec but just pops back up bleeding and shit and rips this bitches weave off while i knock one in her face as the train stops. dude grabs his girl and runs off the train. people started passing her weave around. true story

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two weeks ago on the 1 uptown some old latina lady and some old black lady get in a shouting match because they are "sitting over the line" between seats and then they start calling each other "spic" and "nigger" and eventually the black woman punched the latina woman in the face and knocked her out and the black woman just walked off the train and the latina woman was just out cold and everyone was laughing for a good 2-3 mins before someone finally hit the emergency call button. these women were legit not younger than 60.

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dis happen 2 my friend

so we're all in nyc for a hs trip

you can see us ohio yokels coming from a mile away

a bunch of my people (not me) went like way downtown to try and buy some bootleg jawns

they're waiting for the subway down there and dude notices a bunch of cats acting real shady, lookin around, down for a jack move, etc.

everyone else tells him chill, that's just how they roll in ny

but he sees they're all sort of nervously staring at this trash can that's right next to him

other friend sees him looking @ said can, walks up to it, and sees that on top is a bag full of cash

his jaw drops, and his immediate reaction is to reach for it

whoops

one of the sketch dudes whips out a walkie talkie (this was '96 or so) and disappears behind a corner

two other dudes go for their waists

my friends jump the fucking turnstile, take the stairs three at a time, and run for like six blocks straight

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Re-posted from an old thread:

I was riding the A home from work one one evening, and a really drunk Eastern-European dude was on the train, wobbling around, bumping into people, slurring apologies, etc. This went on for a few stops, then a seat opened and he plopped down and promptly passed out. A few stops later he sort of slumps to the side, still asleep, and then the woman sitting nearest to him says "Holy Shit" and jumps up. Slowly the bench he was on starts to fill with a puddle of clearish-yellowish liquid. Everyone thinks he's pissed himself and runs away in sheer horror.

Here's the best part: he wakes up, feels that his pants are wet, reaches into his jacket pocket and pulls out an open tall boy of Bud, which he proceeded to polish off and then got off the train, leaving his puddle of spilled beer behind.

Just another Tuesday rush hour in the greatest city on earth...

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everything adds up except i don't drink bud

It could have been zima gold

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My sister's first year living in the city.

Came up to visit and we're heading back to Bushwick.

Train wasn't even packed and I was sitting on a bench but my sister insisted on standing. Some black dude is posted up right next to her, not exactly grabbing at her but trying to get some friction going on or some shit

my sister tells him to back the fuck off and nigs' girl he was with starts to get crazy

fuck you's back and forth and this bitch finally takes out a pen and stabs my sister in the face with that shit. sister is stunned for a sec but just pops back up bleeding and shit and rips this bitches weave off while i knock one in her face as the train stops. dude grabs his girl and runs off the train. people started passing her weave around. true story

is it okay to hit a girl in this type of situation?

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is it okay to hit a girl in this type of situation?

dude it's new york. a bitch get's rowdy in your face and stabs your sis it's okay to knock her ass to the ground.

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got caught last summer drinkin 40s in the nyc subway with two underaged friends, popo couldnt do shit cause we are from montreal, holla

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got caught last summer drinkin 40s in the nyc subway with two underaged friends, popo couldnt do shit cause we are from montreal, holla

that is a fucking lie and you know it

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that is a fucking lie and you know it

they asked us to put the 40s in the trash and they let us go, and i had a 17 and a 18 year old with me

real talk they can do shit, but it requires a shit load of paperwork to fill out

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i've seen many people getting tickets for drinking on the subway. i guess since you're from a different country nothing will happen if you don't pay it.

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true story: a friend of a friend was looking after some of her neighbors dogs and one of them dies, so she called the owners, they knew it would die because it was old, so they said to take it to this vet who would take care of the body. she's puts the dog in a suitcase as not to seem suspicious carrying a dead dog in the subway, and goes to the vet. as she's coming out of the subway, some guy asks to help her carry the heavy suitcase (it was a St. Bernard) and then punches her and runs off with it. wonder what the expression on his face was when he opened it.

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Has anyone ever been stopped by the cops who set up those tables to look though bags at the entrance of the iron horse? Many times i have turned right around because of the illicit substances i'm hold and dead dogs.

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i got stopped many times. bomb dogs won't go for weed so you don't have to worry about it. i'm also pretty sure they can't arrest you for holding some pills or something since thats not the purpose of the search. they bitch about my swiss army knife sometimes but i never had a problem. welcome to the police state.

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From the Criminal Procedure class I'm finishing up I'm almost certain it doesn't matter why they stopped you so long as they had probable cause to search you.

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