stolen

[Lab]

wtf now i see it too

[branespload]

it would be physically impossible to get two dickheads that close to each other in parallel

also christian dude you know you can leave your stuff with the people who swipe meal cards at pippin right? when i have my laptop in my bag i ask them to watch it and they put it under THEIR desk. UCI has signs warning NOT to leave valuables like laptops or bags cuz things DO get jacked. hope u learned ur lesson

[Mr Waffles]

he learned his fucking lesson alright. he better quit his bitching and start on the notes he lost.

[chromesquared]

[hellogoodbye]

yo i took it. i was going to sell it, but then i found out that you wouldnt look down on me if i owned up. i'll leave it where i found it

[m1sterko]

i prayed for jawns and they never came

[Knugget]

prayer isn't enough. must do burnt offering.

[cyberPUNK]

sacrifice in the form of a stolen visvim bag.

[Knugget]

however, bag might not be enough. need to consult with members belonging to the TOJ.

[Guest Phrost]

you got caught slippin. your shit is gone.

good luck

[djrajio]

DUDE YOU CALLED THE COPS ON ME?!?!

Wow dude i was just playing brawl in my room

and the POPO COMIN THRU

DUDE NOT COOL

dude, i know its you. u were there the same time as I was.

can i please have it. i will drop it i swear...i just want it back.

ill pay u too if tats what u want, i just want my bag and notes.

i just want it back that all...

Hahahaha.

God damn this is why stupid people can't have nice things.

[djrajio]

In 9th grade I bought a $60 Guess watch and rocked it like I was a true balla. It was all stainless steel and had a nice face too. Then one day while changing clothes in the PE lockers I went to take a piss and went back to my locker and found the mutha-fucka jacked. I've never bought an expensive watch since then. True story.

[bill]

can you tell me why the fuck you left a +200 backpack alone?

[Mr Waffles]

jesus will snatch that shit quick. he just swoops down and grabs it. who the fuck is gonna snitch of jesus.

[hellogoodbye]

judas .....

[skiniks]

lol hello visvim backpack

lol GOODBYE visvim backpack

[branespload]

I am in big trouble with the UCI housing supervisor apparently now thanks to christianjustin. I have to talk to him soon and I have no idea wtf for. Apparently he's not "letting it go." Furthermore, this random asian chick i've never spoken to says to me "Hey Mister Criminal."

grrrrrr

[jeepster]

i got my gf stolen..who do i blame?

I can relate.

but

how did branespload get caught up in this? I thought the dude never leaves his room cause he's socially inept? Why would he steal something if he doesn't go out in public to flaunt it? aka someone sum up the accusations made in this thread.

no hate, just sayin.

[Guest Phrost]

Contest over, Branespload loses.

how can you steal

[branespload]

^ exactly. I made one sarcastic post and it never even said that i took it, i just said thanks for the bag, and i apparently forgot to include the (10) because he thought i would seriously confess that i stole his bag on a public website so he called the cops on me and they searched my room and scolded me for being sarcastic on the internet. apparently you can't make jokes on the internet because everyone takes the internet very seriously.

so now, even after christianjustin decided to drop it and apologized to me, saying he didnt want anyone to get in trouble, and that honestly, he just wanted his bag back and if i gave it back to him (not that i have it) he wouldn't judge or look down on me.. but it doesn't matter because this little scuffle landed me deep with the UC Irvine housing supervisors..

[jeepster]

this is such fail, on the grandest of scales

[Guest n1cx0]

lol wtf can't believe he took it seriously. good luck with the school dude.

[branespload]

if this ridiculous failure jeopardizes my honors program status or academic standing or record in any way.. aghhh

[jeepster]

lol life ruined by the internets.

[Guest Phrost]

yo click on the taken movie poster on the last page. good movie to watch to plot your revenge

[stayhandsome]

i have never been the victim but i used to have a stealing problem.

my favorite is stealing a lot of groceries at once. to do so simply bring in 3 or 4 plastic shopping bags and place them in the bottom of the shopping cart. fill them with the merchandise you are "shopping for" and simply walk out the enterance like you just bought them. make sure to remove razors, dvds, bjore nose jawns and things of that nature from their casings.

i should write a book.

[stayhandsome]

you can also view local coprorate offices that use apple computers through the apple site. use that tool to find employees of those offices from their respective sites and tell the receptionist you are there to see so and so.. go through empty offices and you can have 4 to 5 laptops easy.

[playdisonlyatnight]

I am in big trouble with the UCI housing supervisor apparently now thanks to christianjustin. I have to talk to him soon and I have no idea wtf for. Apparently he's not "letting it go." Furthermore, this random asian chick i've never spoken to says to me "Hey Mister Criminal."

grrrrrr

for those of us not in the know can u explain your relationship with the thread starter? you know eachother in real life?

[High Monika]

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Edited April 22, 2015 by Hang the DJ

[sidneylo]

HAHAHA this thread is epic. Christian is the definition of bitchassness.

Motherfucking Irvine.