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fs : lifelike julzkind sketch/portrait. aka a cautionary cinnabon tale.

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FS : one drawing of what looks remarkably like julzkind but i was told was a picture of an anonymous girl "Nadeen"..

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This all started when i was in downtown toronto and decided to cop a cinnabon.

I sat down to feast on the warm delicious sweet layers of cinnabon greatness before it got cold when i remembered I had my SLR on me. I wanted to catalog the delicious meal hence me snapping this pic

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This drew the attention of the man to my right (who's name i never got). He started talking to me asking me why i was talking the photo etc, but i didnt namedrop sufu. In any case he then proceeded to tell me some shit about his life and he seemed like a bit of a strange but harmless artist. He had hitchhiked alot, went backpacking over Europe , and drew murals all over. He showed me some of his sketches and I looked at the one he was working on currently. He seemed harmless and actually had some interesting shit to say so i passively continued my conversation with him as i ate.

here is a pic of said man

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I was about done my cinnabon when some asshole security guards came up to us and ordered the man to leave. They said some bullshit about how he didnt have a GO train ticket and thus wouldn't allowed to draw or sit in that area. I got herded out as well as i had my SLR with me and they gave some bullshit reason about how I couldnt snap photos there. For a second I thought the artist dude was going to start a fight with the asshole rent-a-cops but alas the verbal argument never escalated.

Standing outside the subway entrance now he had mentioned he was broke and starving since it was freezing today in toronto (almost -30C with windchill) I decided to help him out and give him enough money for so he could at least get a hot dog. He insisted that I take the drawing of Nadeen from him, and I thanked him for it thinking that I would now be left alone.

As I was about to leave he started following me along to the subway. I paid my fare and he said he was going to the bloor line as well. Thats pretty common but it started setting off alarm bells in my head.

I was ambiguous about where i was going and he mentioned he had some friends place he was gonna try to reach. I asked him what station he was getting off at and when he said the same station i was going to i thought oh fuck how am i gonna get rid of this sketchy guy.. there were also alot of warning signs when he tried to use techniques on me to gain compliance, lucky im street wise so i know when someone is tryin to hustle

some of his techniques are probably often used in high pressure sales and the like

techniques like creating future plot lines , using us or we (remember when those rent-a-cops gave us trouble, when he was the one who was getting shit), handing me the drawing so i felt like i owed him, having me carry his bag briefly when we transferred lines.. etc etc...

Anyway he kept talking to me throughout the ride, and I had to fake that I had to get off at an earlier stop than i really had to. Luckily he started to talk to another white dude on the train (bonding over bon jovi) so he was relatively occupied when i got off the train ..

I transferred trains so i could be on a different one than him and i beelined home thankfully i didnt see him again.

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Fortunetly you don't have to live through an awkward adventure yourself to own this truly unique and beautiful piece of art. It can be yours for a good price. Please give it a good home

I am now accepting offers. Please PM for further inquiries.

I didnt feel this believed in supermarket since it is not a jawn.

cliffs :

eating cinnabon

meet weird artsy vagabond white guy

get kicked out by rent-a-cops

he follows me and starts to creep me out with extreme sales tactics

metal gear solid stealth

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first to post in this legendary thread.

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hahahahaha, it looks like he saw me when i had my chola makeup on.

altho i will add, for an arab, my nose isnt that big.

how much?

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Toronto always brews good shit

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hahahahaha, it looks like he saw me when i had my chola makeup on.

altho i will add, for an arab, my nose isnt that big.

how much?

bidding starts at $1 + shipping

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$1 and you deliver it to me cause we live close!!!

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You would have lost him earlier if you equipped cardboard box.

This is a useful thread, since I will be at Union in a few hours and plan on copping makara-cinnamon-infused deliciousness.

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Click my sig...

trades?

newaesthetic.. watch out for starving artists and taser carrying rent-a-cops

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a dolla and a cinnabon.

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This is a useful thread, since I will be at Union in a few hours and plan on copping makara-cinnamon-infused deliciousness.

Fuck yes, Union tomorrow.

All this cinnabon talk got be fiending...

Also reminds me why I never talk to people during moments of public transit.

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ill put all my money on it

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Man, looks like they skimped you on the frosting. If you ever find yourself in the Pickering area for some weird reason, come by my Cinnabon and I'll hook up a caramel pecan bun, or a really good classic. Whenever I frost them, the wraps never show through because I load the shit on it.

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too fucking faded to properly reply to this somewhat interesting story and somewhat poorly drawn sketch

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will sell my first born, some nolan ryan baseball cards and a carton of menthols for palestine porn.

BEAT THAT.

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man the proportions are off in that drawing. hobo is a hack.

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Guy's a pretty good artist. He even did those little nonconforming hairs that are always so rebellious.

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all the times ive been in union and ive never once had cinnabon

ive been in subway conversations with various homeless people before though

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bidding stopped?

how bout 2 dollas?

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