real talk: do u pick your boogers?

[weidna]

how do you snot rocket properly? whenever i try it, it doesnt go smoothly in one direction, it sprays everywhere. is it only supposed to be done with boogers, or can it be done with globs of snot?

it should be done with a nicely coagulated glob. you can usually tell what sort of discharge its gonna be before you blow. you can't be havin no shotgun boogie blast all over your helmut jacket, mannnn!

[chronoaug]

I looked at which option suckdick chose and went with that

[Darkadious]

btw, toilet roll paper thickness and 6-8 inches long.

girth ftw tho

we will work gud together

i only pick my nose if it's one of those annoying ass ones where it feels like its everywhere but deep inside. sometimes it may take you a minute or two and when its out it's huge. but it feels so good when it's out.

a reward.

fuk.

[NESK]

if you are of chinese descent, it is unecessary to participate in this thread or it's poll.

pretty much me and my whole fam make a game of who can wipe the most slime on the other.

[zzzboy]

i will pick my boogers ONLY when im alone

if its dry-->pick it and hide it in a dark place (corner, behind couch, under shit)

if its wet-->pick it and wipe on a napkin/tissue/tp OR if desperate rub on carpet

fo real

[phen3N]

i wipe boogers on the side of my bed sheets, its ok cuz i wash em often. also, when theres snot in my nose, i stick my finger in there covered by my tee sleeve to absorb it.

[st_]

fuck yeah, i pick mine all the time. gotta keep that shit clean. i eat it sometimes, i think that is really probably better than sticking it under the couch or whatever.

[st_]

i wipe boogers on the side of my bed sheets, its ok cuz i wash em often. also, when theres snot in my nose, i stick my finger in there covered by my tee sleeve to absorb it.

that is fucking nasty. eating is definitely the cleaner option. munch away friend.

[ProfMonnitoff]

yo promonnitoff,

me and u is cool, so i r mad disapointed. why u gotta lie? u know u pick your goddman nose. not saying you wipe that shit on jawns...

i mean what u do if shit ain't liquid and it b interfering with your breathing and shit?

i pick my nose and wipe shit off at the gap in the lady's underwear department.

if u pick the hard bits out with a tissue

and u dispose of the tissue properly

it doesnt really count as picking

ill stick i finger in there bareback when i dont have a tissue and its really uncomfortable and theres no other option

[exhausted]

you know when you have a cold and a very runny nose...

you swallow your saliva...

you feel like you swallowed your snot...

[raginberriodoom]

i can't even imagine how you could possibly snot rocket. seems like that shit would just spray everywhere like a shotgun.

[JackPhotography]

jesus some of you guys are filthy

[karl winslow]

i can't even imagine how you could possibly snot rocket. seems like that shit would just spray everywhere like a shotgun.

You mean like, oh say, a snot shotgun?