What totally does it for you?

[yakrian 15,084]

Knows her beer and sticks to quality. None of this BudLight Lime shit.

Drives Standard.

And of course...vag gap.

[stuntastic 1,243,037]

Before, it was pretty much any girl aZn...

But after being with a white chick... You just know...

- Is cute, but doesnt need to try and ACT cute.

- Knowing what they want. Relationship wise, career wise, non-materialistic wise.

- Cute nose, ugly noses just kill it for me.

- I used to be more of a boob guy, but now Im almost nearly all legs... MEAAAAT...

- Nice hair. A lot of aZn bitches dyed hair is fried as fuck.

- Doesnt look different when they dont have make up on. Seen a friend without make up recently, and creeped me the fuck out. Bug eyes and shit.

- Can carry a conversation or be content with just sitting around saying nothing at all.

- For white girls, PALE SKIN. Think its sexy as fuck.

- CANNOT HAVE STINKY NOSE BREATH. SOME PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS, SOME PEOPLE DONT. ITS SO FUCKIN GROSS.

I dont wanna smell your stinky nose breath when Im slamming my 2.4inch cock into your pussy!

- Penis

[samsikle 1,203,752]

i'm not sure if i'm taller than you but i don't give a fuck what people think, is that ok?

i'm 5'7". and you have to not give a fuck what people think, except for me.

[i like turtles. 32,895]

chewing gum in wet, loud motions

also, vast expanses of smooth, pale skin

ivebeen inlove with her since grade 2

[geekbonchic 348,361]

Wow. That's not creepy at all.

[Gatefold 807,461]

-doesn't talk all the way through a movie I'm trying to watch

-can watch me play videogames without complaining every 30seconds

[stuntastic 1,243,037]

spit or swallows?

GO

[indesertum 49,001]

gargles

10 char

[amardeep 962,479]

over-the-ear headphones on petite chicks

[renegade309 7,979]

^yes, 10 char...

[jyoni 553,853]

- CANNOT HAVE STINKY NOSE BREATH. SOME PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS, SOME PEOPLE DONT. ITS SO FUCKIN GROSS.

I do know what you mean. You brush your teeth, you swab your ears, you wash the crotch.....please, please, get in that nose with a wet tissue.

[shea butter 61,245]

Elis Reginas Whole swagger and demeanor in this video, from the cute expressions she makes on her face; To the way she's bouncing ; to her beautiful smile.

But especially from 1:07 to her bounce at the end @ 1:35, GOD THAT SHIT IS DRIVING ME FUCKING MAD! If I can find a girl who makes me feel the way elis is then I'd marry her on the spot.

-XExdVd7Qpw

[Guest Snackman]

Tall black/white freshmans

[Lozinski 660,284]

Who the fuck would answer spit?

[jacqueslebilboquet 1,004]

redhair or short hair

+ glasses

+ would smoke in bed and sometimes blow the smoke at me

[haploid 606,306]

I've yet to come in contact with a girl who is somewhat violent or aggressive in her demeanor. This could (theoretically) be a turn on.

[broneck 1,657,139]

^ this was the impetus for me dating one of my first girlfriends. it grows thin, quickly.

("Oh right! You're a giant bitch!")

[kidkorea 178,734]

Tall black/white freshmans

+ rep....10char

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE 204,175]

hella wrong thread fail

[musicisdead 51,714]

I've yet to come in contact with a girl who is somewhat violent or aggressive in her demeanor. This could (theoretically) be a turn on.

from reading this post i would assume you have never dated any korean girls.

[stuntastic 1,243,037]

Or Viet girls for that matter.

You want a girl who would throw a glass towards your head?

Ionoboutdat

I had glass in my shirt, later that night.

[kenthenoob 128,884]

girls who make awesome art... and cook, too.

[gramps 513,154]

Vagina dentata.

[stuntastic 1,243,037]

Vagina Dementia?

93-dh2DRfBU

[Analog 301,247]

Vagina dentata.

The dentata is an anti-rape device employed by Y.T. It is worn in her vagina, and injects a general anesthetic into the assailant's penis upon penetration, rendering him unconscious in moments. Though the dentata is mentioned frequently, particularly when Y.T. thinks she might soon need it, Stephenson does not explain the device's specific effect until she forgets to remove it prior to sex with Raven, thus bringing their ardor to a premature halt. Its name references the vagina dentata folk tale.

[renegade309 7,979]

chicks who hang out in their underwear and tank-tops, wearing big ass headphones and holding their ipod between their tits...

[yakrian 15,084]

^^^

Wouldn't have thought of that myself, but now that you mention it...

[Bislane 175,095]

liek omg I found your dream girl

[timber 1,234,874]

I think her boobs ate her ipod.

[Gravitas 53,026]

Intelligent

Funny

Enjoys greenery

Gray/silver hair (people who go gray early= )

Nice smile (not just great teeth, but a warm, friendly smile)

Interest in language (in general) and with it:

Proper grammar/punctuation/capitalization (I hate speaking to people older than myself who can't be bothered to write "you" rather than "u")

Texting and other use of electronics

No creep.

PS: I have thigh gap, do 'mos usually find that sexy?