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I used to bring candy INTO the Thrifty's store and walked out, pretending that I stole it, to impress da hunniez. That is straight pre-jacking, some Back to the Future type shiz.

When I was done messing with the space time continuum, I stated to steal 5-Star Planners from K-Mart, which was like, an LV bag to a 7th grader in that time. Status Symbol yo. Sold each for $5, or traded for rap CDs.

And when I was 13 I grew out a nasty 'stache for the sole reason of looking 18 to head into the adult section, and it worked.

-Stanky Left-Handed German Fool

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sad, funny and true dis. once cut up a train ticket. told some bitches it was acid. they bought it!

kids are stoopz these days. But they wised up as I kicked pk's and stopped selling, shit like pharmer.org and wikipedia informing snitches and kids are wising up. Some kid was like "you tryin to sell me fuckin OC's when they're obviously Vic's?" and I was like "You're an idiot, same end result moron." He bought them anyways.

Claritin is one hell of a drug.

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went to chicken-fil-a, some place in the mall..

when I got there I was like "bitch, who are all these people out here?"

she said "well, it's the mall"

I said "bitch, get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries.. FOR FREE"

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went to chicken-fil-a, some place in the mall..

when I got there I was like "bitch, who are all these people out here?"

she said "well, it's the mall"

I said "bitch, get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries.. FOR FREE"

yo no hate, but dis ain't no gangsta hood shit...

this just how some people order food. i wouldn't have added the "...for free."

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yo no hate, but dis ain't no gangsta hood shit...

this just how some people order food. i wouldn't have added the "...for free."

for reference

VX8_M-KI7IQ

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i, uhhh, got expelled from high school. dont really know why. had to do community service to get back in.

i catch chickens live and sell them to bodegas.

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i, uhhh, got expelled from high school. dont really know why. had to do community service to get back in.

i catch chickens live and sell them to bodegas.

Old name: julzkind

I now dub your ass:

Swingin Dong Weasel Boy

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I got suspended from school, for smoking pot, and I got arrested once and locked up, but none of that was actually very hood...

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when i was a kid i used to rip out pages of playboy from pathmark and sell them at school for a dollar. (0)

My homie used to put all these porno pics in his binder, but hid them behind a picture of the Virgin Mary.

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^haha. somebody give me murder, grand larceny, gay gang rape, something dammit. we're going to lose the gang war with hypebeast for fuck's sake.

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this thread is epic fail.

why jmatsu talk like a nigger suddenly

WOW! 10char

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i know. that was about the most hood thing ive ever done

stick some cyanide in sombody's kim chee.

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real talk. i got jumped by 3 mexicans in a mcdonalds parking lot back in high school. i thought i was the shit cuz i used to roll deep with a bunch of asian kids in souped up civics and shit.

i remember coming out of that fight with a busted face but no blood from my body but blood on my shirt sleeve from one of the guys.

i dont even know wtf i did, i went gorilla punch swing mode, apparnetly one landed

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real talk. i got jumped by 3 mexicans in a mcdonalds parking lot back in high school. i thought i was the shit cuz i used to roll deep with a bunch of asian kids in souped up civics and shit.

i remember coming out of that fight with a busted face but no blood from my body but blood on my shirt sleeve from one of the guys.

i dont even know wtf i did, i went gorilla punch swing mode, apparnetly one landed

everything i said is real talk 2. anyway what happened 2 the other 2 mexicans? were u the victor? did/do you know korean-karate?

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i did taekwondo when iw as like 10 lol.

idk it all happened in a matter of seconds. by the time my friends ran out of the mcdonalds, they were in their cars and out.

shit, im happy enough to say i was still standing and that i landed one punch on one of em's face. alot of people say when u get jumped, you target one guy, tackle him and punched in the face to the ground til his face is completely mangled.

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Smashed a kid's face into the bus window, knocking out two teeth. Reason? He was in me and my bud's seat.

Oh, I was six. Principal didn't even really give me a talking to, no real punishment.

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some thangs:

1. OMC = new gangster name is DA BALLER

2. suckdick, where is the rest of that set?

3. i really hope there's more.

4. i got expelled both from the 5th grade and 10th grade. four schools for me.

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some fine ass white girls from my HS got expelled during senior weekend trip for smoking crack. this was back in like '98. i worshipped them.

btw my gangsta name is Gun Doggy Robba. supppppppp

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i got suspended in grade 10 for having girls in my hotel room on a snowboard trip.

private school bullshit didnt allow bitches up in the rooms

ayyyyyyeee u must be joking!

rilly doe.

how a story about a private school fucking SNOWBOARDING TRIPPP

might conjure up any THOUGHTS OF REAL HOOD SHIT is beyond me!!!!

i am a demon,

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had to go pick up and drop off person's car before it got towed. driver got arrested for smoking. cops did not find 12x12s and geeh pac in car

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