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GOTDAMN MATSU

all i ever done is flip dat choc milk in 3rd grade, sell pogs for 2x da price in '94, eat volcano taco, sell children to slavery, and stab a du over a 59cent coke bottle in the motherland.

oh and baseball bat beatdowns are fuckin great

i run kashmir

sellin dat to the m-limz right now

HOODOTHEAD

I STARTED BROWN ON BROWN CRIME

FUCK A PAKI

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i thought date rape was gonna be the funniest part of that paragraph.

then i read sold a drunk girl to an old man.

for cheap.

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ps i hope that was supposed to read "date-raped bitches". cuz dating raped bitches is not exactly the kind of thing i'd list in my hood resume

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^fuck all that shit. i've date raped old men and sold them to drunk bitches. what what what?

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what you n--s know bout some gangsta shit? aint no real gangsters up in this here shit. smuggled drugs to japland b4. drug ran. went debt-collecting w/ yakuza loansharks b4. smashed a bottle on a n----'s grill b4. dated raped bitches, jacked their money, and sold their bags fro mad cheap. sold a drunk bitch to some random old man for mad cheap...just cause i was sick like that. pimpslapped hos just for excercise. get stupid with popo all the time.

OH SHIT MATSU THATIS SO HOOD

was this between you work at shitty clothe store and go to steve aoki partys?

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OH SHIT MATSU THATIS SO HOOD

was this between you work at shitty clothe store and go to steve aoki partys?

first of all i don't work at a clothing store. gangasta shit was in the past. will this do? has your curiosity been satisfied? did you get it up? ejaculate yet?

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when i was a kid i used to rip out pages of playboy from pathmark and sell them at school for a dollar. (0)

haha yeah me and my buddy used to do that too!

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I come from a low-income neighborhood where life is not very comfortable. Therefore, I have endured a large amount of hardships which have left me with an aggressive behavior and imposing demeanor which I believe frightens Diamonds. I have stolen many things and been involved in many altercations, most of which have ended in gunfire. I brandish a nine millimeter pistol which I stole from a man involved in a gang-related turf war. I fired the pistol several times and in some cases critically wounded those with whom I was in contest with. I also engage in the sale and consumption in illegal narcotics on a regular basis.

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yesMAX level of BULLSHIT has been met

elaborate on the bullshit statement. seriously, what is bullshit?

and for public knowledge, i meant to neg rep this fuck.

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^fuck all that shit. i've date raped old men and sold them to drunk bitches. what what what?

you've said enough, I dont need anymore dirt on u

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I come from a low-income neighborhood where life is not very comfortable. Therefore, I have endured a large amount of hardships which have left me with an aggressive behavior and imposing demeanor which I believe frightens Diamonds. I have stolen many things and been involved in many altercations, most of which have ended in gunfire. I brandish a nine millimeter pistol which I stole from a man involved in a gang-related turf war. I fired the pistol several times and in some cases critically wounded those with whom I was in contest with. I also engage in the sale and consumption in illegal narcotics on a regular basis.

i love this thread

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reputation_balance.gifdoin hood thangs09-17-2008 04:50 AMGRAPEDRINKdont be bitch nigga matsu, u bein bitch nigga,

why didn't you just make this statment public? shookass slave corndog eating motherfucker. i'm "bein bitch nigga?"

there, but 1 bitch n____ up in this here motherfucka, and that b u, no doubt. u able 2 dig that shit? i ain't talkin bout no saturday night picking at your butthole party either, n___.

yo momma sinned when she let yo pops nut all up in her rancid filthy shit. u ain't nuthin but some semen-sperms that should have been swallowed for real.

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I come from a low-income neighborhood where life is not very comfortable. Therefore, I have endured a large amount of hardships which have left me with an aggressive behavior and imposing demeanor which I believe frightens Diamonds. I have stolen many things and been involved in many altercations, most of which have ended in gunfire. I brandish a nine millimeter pistol which I stole from a man involved in a gang-related turf war. I fired the pistol several times and in some cases critically wounded those with whom I was in contest with. I also engage in the sale and consumption in illegal narcotics on a regular basis.

in fact, i once had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother in which fellatio was performed forthwith, and without explanation. the encounter lasted several hours and many unspeakable acts were implemented. i paid her for her services and no subsequent contact, either verbally or physically, has been made.

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I used to flip pills to kids when I was into that stuff. there's good money in it, and its really funny to sell kids Claritin and then watch them walk out of bathrooms, eyes red as hell, saying they're all fucked up. I don't know if you can actually get proper fucked up on allergy medicine cause I never scraped the bottom of the barrel, but if they were pretending, that means they were some right tools for fronting being high on my prescription allergy medicine. But there is a considerable amount of money in pills. Moved $500 in under a week once, but ended up losing a lot of it whilst re-upping and getting completely ripped off.

sad, funny and true dis. once cut up a train ticket. told some bitches it was acid. they bought it!

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I knew Noriega. The real Noriega.

He owes me a hundred favours.

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when i was like 5 i snuck into the adult section of west coast video.

and started spinning so i could see everything before i got taken out.

hood=perverted right

When i was ~4 i stole a porno vhs from my uncles house and hid under a blanket and looked at the cover, it was intense.

I was ninja about it too, because I knew it was under his bed and him and his girlfriend were in his room, so I went in with a blanket and said I brought it so they wouldn't be cold. When he told me they were fine (probably trying to get me out so they could hop on the good foot and do the bad thing) I said "Alright, I'll put it under your bed in case you need it later". I timed it so as he protested I grabbed the porno with the blanket and when I complied with his request to leave I pulled it out from under the bed hidden by the blanket, and left. Sam Fisher shit right hur.

I then proceeded to create a blanket fort and stare at the cover, when I got back from dinner it wasn't in my fort anymore :( i wasn't as sneaky as i thought.

...yeah, mad hood.

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artificialsky's new gangsta name was the best outta everyone here's.

omc b "two time fish."

lab: butt jugglin hooptie rider.

clopek: wobbly fool.

i got "loose weasel boy."

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Viewing Thread doin hood thangs @ 05:37 AM

cotton duck b "Crouching Shrinky Nutz."

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I am mad cow robba.

Sadly, this is more applicable than some might think.

Edit: And oh yes. I did know and work for Howard Marks once, so

draw your own conclusion on my criminal past.

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Old name: sidneylo

I now dub your ass:

Secret Daddy

Old name: mrip

I now dub your ass:

Dead Bully Pee Hands

Old name: jane

I now dub your ass:

Off Da Hook Goat Smuggla

Old name: demonito

I now dub your ass:

Clowny Rat Snatcher

Old name: haptronic

I now dub your ass:

John Cougar Chinaman

Old name: cheep

I now dub your ass:

Drunken Forty Sippa

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i put in money tuff and the name i got out wasnt half as gangsta

Old name: moneytuff

I now dub your ass:

Ugly Cop Killa

Old name: ProfMonnitoff

I now dub your ass:

Dank-ass Shrinky Nutz

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Old name: Tyro1

I now dub your ass:

Mercedes-Rollin Fish

fish? wtF?

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