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  • 2 weeks later...

yo this double super secret hood

check it

so i'm out to lunch with all the black women in my office (except for one), and the aforementioned dashiki wearing dude

his daughter was there

hostess is pretty hot

so i'm like should i ask for her number

table erupts in laughter

i say sounds like a challenge

so i pick my spot

one of my coworkers goes up to her and gets her to stamp her frequent customer card

at this point i notice she's not white, as i first thought, but a dark haired creole

all good

so i say can i have a card

she says u need to ask your server

i say ok let's make a deal

how about you put your number on this piece of paper

she says i have a boyfriend

i turn on the bona swag and say that's not what i asked

she laughs

then the daughter walks up behind me and says

boy you better be worryin about our kids first

the look on the hostess' face (and mine, i'm told) was priceless

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craze night in newark,nj last night.

got drunk off steel reserve.

bought a big mac at mcdonalds

went across the street and bought fries from checkers.

which is pretty ghetto in itself.

but then i randomly asked one of the checkers employees if they had any bags.

kept asking me if i was a cop. finally got the weed and smoked at umdnj.

HOOD THANGS

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  • 3 weeks later...

so i text a bunch of people to see what's good tonight, including my rapper friend (YES HES BLACK LOL)

his replies, in sequence:

- idk whats up what going on tonite

- idk dude my lil cuz just got hit up i mite chill an pass by the hospital an see if he good

- i hope he live

BOTTOM OF DA MAP NEW ORLEANS LOUISIANA WE LUV 2 PACK GATS

:(

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