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how to be nice to woman without being a sleazeball dirtbag fathead


keagan

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i could be wrong, i mean i'm just assuming those are tears of joy.

well as much fun as it might be for the ladies, i've no interest in being that close to another man's balls. again.

as much fun as its gotta be to be a part of a girl's total whorish slutdom, i can't get down with that kinda dick/balls proximity. i just can't.

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First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

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First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

duuuude.................... +rep when i can

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the only time i ever thought it okay for a guy to order for me was in a foreign country, and he was native. otherwise, that shit's just too much.

depends where you're eating/ordering. if he orders for you without asking what you want, yeah, bad sign. but I could appreciate him ordering for me if I was having trouble pronouncing it or something..

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Keagan, again you dissappoint me!

You don't like knowing we're hanging with the "ski mask in an alley" collective? I'm sure the ladies like to be slapped around and those cries of help are just their way to show their excitement.

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