Superawkward

[julzkind]

realizing i told my friend/my coworker sexual details about my life! yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh next time i see her....

smoking makes me so loose lipped. =/

[redX]

I wasn't laughing

i wasn't eather/either?

what?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=eather+either

oh ok

[ranonranonarat]

shit is awkward.

got food poisoning from taco bell and shit my jawns yesterday. was hanging with a few homies playing bf3. i thought i was gonna fart and then there was a hershey squirts explosion in my pants. at least i wasnt with my girl or at school/work. now the true question is should i cold soak or dry clean them? (10)

edit; meant to post this into superconfessional.. i guess it fits in here too though.

[funkdoobi]

got food poisoning from taco bell and shit my jawns yesterday. was hanging with a few homies playing bf3. i thought i was gonna fart and then there was a hershey squirts explosion in my pants. at least i wasnt with my girl or at school/work. now the true question is should i cold soak or dry clean them? (10)

edit; meant to post this into superconfessional.. i guess it fits in here too though.

you posting here made it even more awkward.

shit is awkward.

pun intended.

Edited January 20, 2012 by funkdoobi

[hahapete]

Last week I was seated next to two females who spent a two hour flight groping and making out loudly with each other and playing Magic, The Gathering cards.

[Nov Spur]

Maybe that whole Magic, the Gathering thing should answer this question for me, but were they remotely attractive?

[hahapete]

If you're into pale mid-western girls who have short, blonde dreads and wear tie-dye, you might classify them as attractive.

[StrangeLove]

If you're into pale mid-western girls who have short, blonde dreads and wear tie-dye, you might classify them as attractive.

I do. I love pale girls.

[syed]

Waiting in line at reception of the doctor's office, and they have one of those water coolers in the corner. Some little kids are getting water, and as I'm in line one of the kids trips up behind me and spills his water. I turn around a see a little puddle right behind me, and the kid looks up at me all scared and runs off to his mother. Thinking nothing of it I go straight in to see the doctor, and sit down on a black plastic chair. We talk and what not, and then it's time to get up and go. As I'm getting up I look at the seat...there is a massive wet patch. The kid spilt his water down the back of my parka, and I didn't notice. Anyhow I get all nervous and mutter goodbye to the doctor, when I see her eyes wandering over to the chair and a little frown appears on her face. I get all panicked and basically run out the building with my head turned down.

[Lozinski]

'Yeah.. some kid spilt his water all over my jacket.. Didn't notice till now haha'

Is it that hard?

I miss Dovo! Get up in this shiiiiiit

[syed]

Well it looked like I wet myself. But yes, Dovo needs his own thread.

[phen3N]

Is it really that hard? jeeeezus

Is it that hard?

if social interaction was easy, this thread wouldnt exist

[dovo]

So today in class I get there pretty early, come up on a pretty cool seat I'm coastin. All of a sudden the professor walks in and is all like yo sign this paper everybody. So i get up to sign in and see a friend in the process. We kick the shit for literally like two seconds while I'm signing the paper. So i turn around to sit back down but i had to cough. Im tryin to hold it in (but then again who cares I'm already at my seat all i had to do was turn around) and as I'm turning around, it just comes out before i can get my arm up. No biggy though right? wrong. because while i was signing my name some bitch took it upon herself to sit in my seat so as i turn around i just unload this ugly dry cough in her face. And she's just looking at me like wtf?! Everyone in the class sees it. So I'm there standing hovering over this girl. I decided to not even bring up the fact that she stole my seat and try to grab my shit quick and find another. But unfortunately, her bag was on top of mine which wound up being caught in the chair. So now I'm hovering over her huffing trying to pull my backpack free. I get it and wind up wandering around the room because there were no seats left. once i finally sit down she's looking around to everyone pointing at me like "wtf is his deal". By the end of class, i think someone told her she jacked my seat because when i left she mouthed sorry. But man, that was probably the longest hour and a half I've had in a while.

edit: She isn't attractive.

editv2: I also have two other classes with this chick.

Edited January 27, 2012 by dovo

[t3hcoke]

shouldve got her number

[KM80]

Should have murdered her.

[OkayOkay]

I decided to not even bring up the fact that she stole my seat and try to grab my shit quick and find another. But unfortunately, her bag was on top of mine which wound up being caught in the chair.

Why does this even happen? Drives me fucking insane. It's happened to me several times also. Who just sits down on a seat with someone else's jacket or bag or whatever on the chair or on the table and not notice? I do like looking at them in the eye and loudly saying something to the effect of "EXCUSE ME WHILE I MOVE ALL MY SHIT THAT YOU PILED YOUR SHIT ON TOP OF SO I CAN FIND ANOTHER SEAT".

[jbanger]

was she hot?

[Lozinski]

if social interaction was easy, this thread wouldnt exist

LOL. So much of these could be easily solved by just saying the truth in a calm or even stressed out manner.

Dovo's situations are hilarious tho. Shittiest luck ever

[anomolies]

If you're into pale mid-western girls who have short, blonde dreads and wear tie-dye, you might classify them as attractive.

I've been wondering lately, where the hell do you find white girls with dreads? Only time I've ever seen them was when I lived near Berkeley, and on etsy. Do they all live in teepees and trees or some shit?

Edited January 28, 2012 by anomolies

[Fycus]

So.....I haven't pooped in two days, but I really needed to go at the end of today. I had those prepoop farts as a sign of the impending apocalypse. I walk into the server room in the IT department (where I currently work) and unload some gas and walk out. This went on and off as the day went on. Right near the end of the day I had a really, really bad one. I unleashed the demon, and as I opened the door this girl at my office asks for my superior. She didn't say anything but I knew by her face she had been inhaling my toxins deep into her lungs. Needless to say the conversation got a little awkward, and she walked way without waiting for my coworker.

Edited January 28, 2012 by Fycus

[lmk1995]

I've been wondering lately, where the hell do you find white girls with dreads? Only time I've ever seen them was when I lived near Berkeley, and on etsy. Do they all live in teepees and trees or some shit?

UVM.

[dovo]

Going out tonight with my brother from another mother his somewhat lady and her friend who I've been crushing on for months but have been too shy to ask for her digits. Ive gotten some balls now (sorta) so well see how this goes. Hopefully ill be back here to delete this.

If not, i just secured a nice spot on the page lol

[OCEANSECT]

omg first!

[syed]

In hospital getting my IV stuff done. There's this nurse who is super nice and super fat, she waddles when she walks. I'm on the bed with the curtains closed, and my mum is in chair next to me and we're chatting. She starts talking about Ghostbusters, and I go "Oh yeah, Stay Puft". My mum is like wtf? So I get out of bed, trailing all wires and stuff, and put my hands out in front of my stomach and start walking like Stay Puft man (well, waddling). My mum starts laughing then suddenly stops, so I turn around and the fat nurse is standing there with the curtain open. I can feel myself turning red and mumble "...Stay Puft".

[dovo]

Going out tonight with my brother from another mother his somewhat lady and her friend who I've been crushing on for months but have been too shy to ask for her digits. Ive gotten some balls now (sorta) so well see how this goes. Hopefully ill be back here to delete this.

If not, i just secured a nice spot on the page lol

My beautiful life.

The chicks wound up canceling on my friend and I because their other friend wanted to go somewhere else. So it wound up being one of those guys night outs and shit. Unfortunately, we got fuckin hammered. My buddy was staggering around the bar and apparently brushed up on some guys girl and the bf wanted to be a tough guy. My friend kept saying man i don't want any problems. But the dude kept flexin so i come in, grab my friend and was like don't trip man i got him. All of a sudden the bouncer swoops in and handles my friend and tosses him outside. We walk to my car and I'm like fuck theres no way I'm driving so i just chill for a bit. Had to hurl so i opened my door and threw up but i hear my friend gargling. Look over and du starts throwin up all over my car. So i tried to reach over and open the door. My friend falls out of the car and while I'm trying to pull him back in, i guess i got dizzy in the process and threw up all over my back seat. Some people off the street help me get him back in my car.

The sort of awkward part:

Then the chick he's talkin to calls him but i picked up and told her I'm drunk and that I'm trying to call his brother to scoop us up. She says be careful and shit and we hang up. Then I don't know why but i picked the phone back up and texted her a drunken confession of how I like her friend (chick i been tryin to holler at) and demanded she told her friend who was probably still with her to "hit me up hit me up baaaybeeeeh."

Its going to be weird as fuck if i ever see her again. But on the bright side after last night, i probably won't.

[mr fluffernutter]

you are the worst

[redX]

i feel sorry for your car :\

[OCEANSECT]

lol but u kno that's kind of like normal people awkward i was expecting something more akward

like u kno, you were trying to tell that guy at the bar sorry for your friend but you can't look him in the eye so you accidentally stare at his girls crazy tits and like she gets scared or something and then like it ended up that was the girl you likes little sister and she was crying about it to her so she confronts you today

you know, some way awkward shit

[chris]

Have any of you ever met a person that you were really attracted to (physically) that also happened to be like, super awkward? Like you're almost intimidated by their beauty, but it's not like they seem cocky or anything, they're just... Quiet, almost nervous in their demeanor (in general). Like, what do you do? I think like how the fuck is it that he's shy? I know this probably sounds kind of shallow and/or presumptuous, but I feel like I'm in this push-pull situation and I dunno, thought I'd ask if anyone has encountered this with someone at school or work or something

edit: well evidently girls like this don't actually exist due to... social conditioning? Either that or they're just misperceived as snooty cunts. Or they're Lana del Rey

Edited January 30, 2012 by chris

[NatseOklim]

Some day there is going to be a sitcom about dovo's life.