Superawkward

[ProfMonnitoff]

he's a gay guy who wants to date?

[dismalfuture]

just had a MSN convo this morning with my exgf that I still love, talked about it with dizzhizz later this afternoon and he asked if it was the exgf i still love or another exgf who lives in the same building as me, later this evening while going grocery shopping with my gf, I walked past my exgf. I think she was carrying a chicken sandwich combo or something.

[redX]

he's a gay guy who wants to date?

mah bad i didn't know he was gay

[Osmosis Jones]

2 days after I break up with my ex of 3 years. We have the same physiology class together and I was talking to her beforehand and of course, I'm retarded at that point. I ask her if she is seeing anybody already. and she just turns around and starts walking to her seat. I ask her what's wrong and she yells, in front of the entire class.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!"

She's a quiet little asian girl who just sleeps in class all the time too so nobody expected that from her. Of course, everybody was looking at me for an answer and well, it was either mumble something or try and make it funny. I end up just going "shhhh" to her and some people laugh but it basically ended up with my ex and I never talking ever again(it's been over a year since we've spoken), and everybody in that class hating me. including my teacher.

[IM SOLE CRAZY]

Wow I hate when girls do that......

[Bona Drag]

people probably would have initially been shocked and repulsed if you'd slapped her (palm concept) right there on the spot

but over the long term they would come to respect you

[Osmosis Jones]

It really was my fault for asking such an idiotic question after I dumped her. 2 days before...

Another awkward moment was when I was in Oakland walking back to my car from some party. I was with 2 other guys and a girl and we were completely wasted. Anyway, I guess we get separated and it's me and this one guy. We end up in front of some liquor store so we decide to ask for directions.

As we stumble towards the door, a couple HELLA ghetto black kids walk up to us and ask if we'd voted for Obama. We both said "Hell YEAH!" and then they asked us if we voted on prop 8. I said "fuck prop 8" and then my friend decides that it's a good idea, that in the middle of oakland, to go insane. He starts shouting.

"FUCK THOSE FAGGOTS! FUCK OBAMA! GO WHITE GO!" and other assorted lines.

I don't know how we survived that night. I just remember running.

[semper]

he's a gay guy who wants to date?

that must be it.

On a side note, I put this little story here in this thread because I think it was only 10% funny, and 90% awkward. Or repulsive.

[Osmosis Jones]

Awkward moment was just now. I'm sitting in my room with a small pipe smoking some of that good old marijuana. playing some gran turismo 4. thinking nobody is home so I'm naked. And because nobody is home, I am playing with the game soundtrack blasting.

My mom comes in cause she hears eurodance, she thought it was some gay porn playing, i'm naked, holding what she thinks is a buttplug. the best.

[whitney]

dude trying to pick me up while I was taking my dad to the doctor today.

[Guest Phrost]

how did you break his heart

[whitney]

I think he was alright, he told me to have a nice day after I excused myself

[fffffut]

when youre talking on the phone and you dont know what somebody said and you dont say anything hoping theyll keep talking then after you realize theyre not gonna say anything you say "what?" even though you know its just gonna make it worse and then you have to ask what again because you still cant understand

[keagan]

took a few shirts to a new tailor get taken in, already pinned and everything and tailor is Ukrainian and really flamboyantly gay and he comments on my mercedes 380sl and thinks im really rolling in doe which im not... and i can tell he WANTS TO think im gay and hot but im not (edit: i just lay a cot and smoke pot // not like those pussy ass bitches who frot in an empty parking lot to get off // and cough wen they smoke my weed // and they all know i succeed // bitch, im in the lead.... i just broke my clarinet and gotta go get a new reed )

dude wants 60 bucks a shirt and i didn't want to pay that so i look for an excuse other than "im really poor" i was like oh i know you don[t take debit so im like i gotta run to the atm and hes like okay and i donno why i left the shirts there

but i come back and im like "im poor sorry" really quick and take my shirts and run

problem is the dudes shop is in this really high end office buliding thats right dead next this alt hair salon where this girl was working that i slept with a week ago and she heard everything and saw me b ook and shit

i still donno why i ran.. why'd i run???

[ojjairus]

I feel im always being watched =/ i fcking hate it.

But today i went to play ball and had a unknown stain on my shorts so i went to wash it off. I put water all over my shorts and they were the kind that you could tell when they were wet i went to go dry them but the dryer didn't work. i went back on the courts looking like i peed myself and everyone was staring at me cause it was my teams turn.

[Kregg]

I sneezed during sex.

[whitney]

when I damaged my phone and had to get a new one I didn't transfer all my contacts in because I never kept an actual address book. someone called me with a number 624-XXXX and I thought it was my friend Jackson (his number starts with the same three digits) so I picked up and was like hey!

thank goodness I didn't say his name after cos it wasn't him, and for a while I couldn't tell who it was so I was having a conversation that went something like him, "where have you been?"

I eventually figured out who it was after a minute or two. I don't think he noticed my spaciness. maybe he will after reading this.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

took a few shirts to a new tailor get taken in, already pinned and everything and tailor is Ukrainian and really flamboyantly gay and he comments on my mercedes 380sl and thinks im really rolling in doe which im not... and i can tell he WANTS TO think im gay and hot but im not (edit: i just lay a cot and smoke pot // not like those pussy ass bitches who frot in an empty parking lot to get off // and cough wen they smoke my weed // and they all know i succeed // bitch, im in the lead.... i just broke my clarinet and gotta go get a new reed )

dude wants 60 bucks a shirt and i didn't want to pay that so i look for an excuse other than "im really poor" i was like oh i know you don[t take debit so im like i gotta run to the atm and hes like okay and i donno why i left the shirts there

but i come back and im like "im poor sorry" really quick and take my shirts and run

problem is the dudes shop is in this really high end office buliding thats right dead next this alt hair salon where this girl was working that i slept with a week ago and she heard everything and saw me b ook and shit

i still donno why i ran.. why'd i run???

why did you run??? it just draws more awkward attention!!

[16steps]

couple more dudes and this could've been "kanyescrew.jpg".

THEYRE NOT EVEN ALL ON THE SAME DANCE SQUAD!!!:

my eyes would be bleeding too....

howard stern "making beatlejuices 'Wish'" come true

( add your own as it comes to you)

[mrip]

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[i-Ronic]

I sneezed during sex.

hahahaha what do you do in that situation?

[i-Ronic]

making a whole bunch of faces because you have to sneeze but then dont =/

[ojjairus]

when you don't laugh at someones jokes.

[CBM]

Was introduced to this cute girl by a friend at a club and I shook her hand and said my name. She didn't hear me though and leant in to ask again. BUT I thought she was going in for a hello cheek kiss and ended up kissing her. Got a bit of a weird look for that haha.

[yachtrock89]

Girlfriend caught me slobbering at the Supererotic thread. She had called me like four times but I was stoned and listening to Broken Social Scene's shitty cover of "Love Will Tear Us Apart" on headphones...

Oops!

[High Monika]

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Edited April 22, 2015 by Hang the DJ

[indesertum]

i was introducing a freshmen to a group of friends name by name. when i got to one girl i had known for two years i could not for the love of god remember her name. i waited half a minute before trying to change topic of conversation. really awkward when she cut me off and reminded me.

[zenii]

when you don't laugh at someones jokes.

courtesy laughs can be pretty awkward too, especially if you overdo it or do it too late...

[Hendodo]

when you say something that no one gets but you..

[Hendodo]

AND when you say something bad about someone and theyre listening,... and then you lock eyes.

thats superawkward