Superawkward

[Guest BriNYC]

i LOVEEE sniffing my own nails

[tween_spirit]

bro, smell my fingers

[gettoasty]

As I was sitting back down on my seat, I tripped and almost fell.

Basically as if a ghost almost took the seat out from under me as if someone was playing a prank.

What was awkward was I made a large stomp (we're on the 2nd floor) trying to keep balance and being in a small room, all my seniors turned around and asked if I was okay. This was all very unexpected (the trip) and I just blurted out "I'm fine..."

Damn swivel chairs.

[xcrunchx]

So you tripped whilst sitting down?

[Guest BriNYC]

ist awkward when you pick your nose thinking nobody is looking but then theres always that one person that saw you picking your nose

[e0d9n0b5]

BriNYC can you please get an avatar if you're goonnna post in evvery single thread goddamn ist confusing me

[merry burger]

Last night, on my way home from class, I was waiting for the 1 train. A white-haired, older man hobbled up to me, and looked at me with his pink, rheumy eyes as though he was going to ask me for directions.

Him: EXCUSE ME.

Me: Yes?

:: Holds my hand with both of his hands::

Me: Ummm...

Him: A nice oriental girl gave me a dollar today.

Me: ...

Him: Yes, a nice oriental girl gave me a dollar because I didn't have any change. Now I have change. So I want you to have this.

:: Hands me two quarters. Stares at me. ::

Me: I... don't know what this is supposed to mean, but I can't accept this.

Him: No, no... No expectations...

:: Hobbles away, occasionally looking over his shoulder at me, winking ::

[xcrunchx]

merry burger + people in trains/train stations = its own thread.

[wahwho11]

wow, orenital, that's a throwback.

[evisu 2000]

that dude's probably posting in the askandyaboutawkward thread about some asian broad doin all sorts of awkward shit to him

[djrajio]

I fucking love oriental shit.

Fortune cookies.

Tofu.

Bruce-Lee.

Fareast Movement.

Asians are so hip and cool.

Edited October 24, 2012 by djrajio

[WolfPssyMuncha]

that's 50 cent down payment to kop a feel next time...

remember me

[noobedloser]

Saw two bicyclists at school trying to do the awkward side tango thing to avoid each other and ended up crashing into each other lol

[baldy]

would be better if it was your own awkward experience..

[streaminglove]

in a bus,had bad brunch,my stop..it was full pack,thus i have to walk halfway through to go out,while saying excuse me to everyone,i farted (audible),and there goes silence continued w/ some dude chuckles in the back..next thing i know i'm home

[Mauisnake]

Threw up my food while in a resteraunt, tried making it to the restroom but something in my plain lo mein & vege egg roll really wrecked my stomach so I puked half in my hand / half on the floor just feet from the door in front of about a dozen people.

Got back to my table, it was cleared off & I was asked to leave.

Free meal ha, stomachs still wrecked

way to look on the bright side!

[lorem3k]

Threw up my food while in a resteraunt, tried making it to the restroom but something in my plain lo mein & vege egg roll really wrecked my stomach so I puked half in my hand / half on the floor just feet from the door in front of about a dozen people.

Got back to my table, it was cleared off & I was asked to leave.

Free meal ha, stomachs still wrecked

this is what i'm going to do next time i'm at a nice resturant

[xcrunchx]

I'm on a bus on my way home from school after basketball training and the sun has nearly set.

I am sitting in the back.

Nobody else is on the bus.

Throughout the bus ride the driver was grunting and stuff every now and then.

So anyway he turns into the next street and this street for some reason has no street lights. Halfway down the street he slows down and stops at a bus stop.

Ten seconds later he turns all the lights off in the bus.

My heart is going crazy.

I am a guy so this isn't a close-encounter-with-rape story. Then he gets out of his driver compartment thing and stands at the door of the bus.

I hear a zip being pulled down and then the noise of someone emptying a 2L bottle of coke.

Literally one minute later he zips, turns on the lights and drives. I get off at the interchange stop so it's then last stop.

Superawkward

Edited November 3, 2012 by xcrunchx

[the hall of vame]

group leaves the bar at closing n head to one open till 4am. friend says were meeting a diff group of girls there (friend was goin after one of em, also brought her sister n sisters friend), said ok...

grab a drink n head outside for a smoke, come back in n the girls had arrived, sat at the table n introduced myself.

about 30 seconds go by n this girl gets about six inches from my face to tell my my tattoos make her wet n says to put my lips on hers. i laugh to myself, say no n ask why, she has some response... (she was like a 5) a friend of hers comes by n grabs her to go to the bar.

dont see said girl the rest of the night (neither does anyone else) n were about to leave so i get up to take a piss. there are now two lines for the mens bathroom (both about ten guys deep) n dude asks me what im doing in line. tell him ima take a piss isnt that what everyone is here for? he hesitates n asks, "you dont know?" i tell him i have no idea what youre talking about. he laughs n says okay stand in that line. my turn comes around as the other line hasnt moved at all n i enter the bathroom which was a stall, urinal, sink all in a row.

turns out the chick who was telling me that my tattoos made her wet, etc was blowin dudes for $10 a pop in the bathroom. i put two and two together, realize it was my friend's girl's sister who noone had seen the rest of the night, took my piss whilst laughing my ass off n proceeded to leave.

dodged a bullet there.

[gettoasty]

i would be fucked if i saw that line and needed to pee. can't piss in public stalls especially when someone is waiting on me. hate that feeling as if I am being rushed.

Las Vegas had nice restrooms with lines of stalls that had walls ceiling height and big sturdy door.

[ranonranonarat]

no idea how many dicks you were going to kiss if you put your lips to her (if you were drunk enough).

[timber]

I'm in this scary-suburban-bible-heavy town right now, visiting extended family. Today I was heading inside the library, and there was this uptight wealthy woman walking behind me. I turned to hold the door open for her and she balked, stopping dead in her tracks.

"N-no thank you." she said firmly. She then watched me and waited until I was inside before she came in.

That's it. I've just never seen a lady balk quite so bad.

Edited November 24, 2012 by timber

[snahfu]

i can imagine that happening to sister suzie

[dovo]

was at work in the fitting rooms when this fly hippie bz walks in sportin that late 60's midriff. as she walks in, cowboy boots click clacking i attempt to say something to her that was supposed to be hows it goin? but of course it came out as howershegobub but she didn't really notice so all good, she even flirts with me a lil as I'm walking her to her room and shit.

a few minutes go by and she comes out with everything on the hangers and folded and the way she took them in (so hot, if you ever worked in a fitting room you know what imsayin. (btw you ever try some shit on at a store bring that shit back out the way you brought it in for fucks sake) ) So she comes out saying the majority of the clothes didn't really work out and we get the talking about her style and how this aint really the joint for her keeping it light and jovial and shit.

as she's handing me the clothes back one by one some how the number card got stuck between us and as I'm pulling it apart i let it go and it smacked her dead in the face pretty fucking hard. i immediately try to apologize and as I'm doing that i catch one of her fingers in the hangers and she lets out the weirdest squeal. i start apologizing again and she goes "its okay, I'm used to be abused" looking down at the ground. i didn't know what to say to that so we just stood there for a good 30 seconds 2 inches apart from each other staring at the ground (i was staring at the ground and her hypnotizing midriff) until she says "umm my hands still sort of caught in the hangers" and i say "oh! I'm so" .. as I'm letting her go and she gets loose leaves everything there and bolts for the door.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

an artisinal brand of awkwardness

[dovo]

its a bittersweet feeling to be back.

[wahwho11]

the cwg loves you tho:

omg you look like lil b. omg have you heard of a$ap?

[lorem3k]

next level awkward shit.

[Desi]

Lets be real Dovo. She stole a necklace...

[MJR]

dovo you sure do have a way with words