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yeh sorry i was gonna edit and say i think i told it before (at work right now) .. the reason posting was that 3 of the family happened to be in the same isle at the gorcery store this week.. they stopped talking and blanked me as they walked past.

yeh still awkward.

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Posted · Hidden by freecat, April 20, 2012 - No reason given
Hidden by freecat, April 20, 2012 - No reason given

a few days ago, me and a girl I've been seeing for a few weeks were having a discussion on art. She wanted to look up a particular Manet painting on my computer, so she comes and sits on my lap (I'm sitting at my computer desk). I'm not really paying attention, either messing with my phone or feeling up on her or something, Then I hear her say "oooh your search history, I see you've been looking at my FB pictures and what is youjizz.com, huh?" Upon hearing this, I think of all the things I looked at earlier that day: porn sites, stalking her Facebook pictures, dudes in fashionable clothing, etc. I do a reflex bear hug on her and tackle her to the floor. She then says: What?! are you into some weird shit like child porno or something?? I said "NO! definitely not! I'm just a private person." I held her there awkwardly for like 2 or 3 minutes because I didn't know what to do and was embarrassed for reacting the way I did.

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^ that happened to me too but not at the same level of awkward.. . at an old job in a camera store an older couple were looking at some canon i had something catch in my eye. i winked directly at her just as i handed her my business card after writing some numbers on it saying some generic sales line to the tune of ' come see me'.

were it a younger couple maybe the husband would have done something besides leave quickly.

i think that this couple felt more awkward than me though.

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a few days ago, me and a girl I've been seeing for a few weeks were having a discussion on art. She wanted to look up a particular Manet painting on my computer, so she comes and sits on my lap (I'm sitting at my computer desk). I'm not really paying attention, either messing with my phone or feeling up on her or something, Then I hear her say "oooh your search history, I see you've been looking at my FB pictures and what is youjizz.com, huh?" Upon hearing this, I think of all the things I looked at earlier that day: porn sites, stalking her Facebook pictures, dudes in fashionable clothing, etc. I do a reflex bear hug on her and tackle her to the floor. She then says: What?! are you into some weird shit like child porno or something?? I said "NO! definitely not! I'm just a private person." I held her there awkwardly for like 2 or 3 minutes because I didn't know what to do and was embarrassed for reacting the way I did.

Use google chrome incognito mode son.

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