Superawkward

[junglejane]

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that's dumb

[kcsnacks]

watuphaploid. shit sucks when u got 6 hrsof classes without a break and yourtummy makes noises because you're hungry as fuck.

[hellogoodbye]

rumbling stomach in class = excuse to get candy from random girls around you. or guys. candy is candy.

[youonlyliveonce]

when you say/wave hi to someone on campus that you took a small class with a few quarters ago and he/she give you the, "who the f*ck are you?" look.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

Sitting at restaurant, and stretching out laterally.

cup a waiter boob.

...

i tip extremely well then leave as quickly as possible.

[hellogoodbye]

was there eye contact?

[Knugget]

you stretch with your palms dorsally?

[phive-oh-won]

you cupped a man-boob?

[dovo]

rumbling stomach in class = excuse to get candy from random girls around you. or guys. candy is candy.

My stomach rumbles like crazy when im in my Womens studies class. Im not sure if its because I want food or its all the pussy around me that was making me hungry lol -___-

[echoepidemic]

you cupped a man-boob?

nice catch

[dovo]

Just rented a laptop from the school library went on pandora to start a new station. I didnt realize that this was someone elses pandora. I hope Kimberly wont mind Los Straitjackets radio with koffin kats & wanda jackson variety to go along with her smooth jazz , 18th century ballroom, and wolf gang amadeus stations lol

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

was there eye contact?

nope.

you stretch with your palms dorsally?

yep.

you cupped a man-boob?

bieber haircute, assumed it was a woman but on second thought, i'm having dinner there tonight so let's see if it happens again.

[16steps]

adjusting your self while at the gyms bike room in front of other people.

lT HAS TO BE DONE

[Anemone]

So I have this habit of staring at people around campus without realizing it. Like right into their eyes, and as we're walking in opposite directions and cross each other. Occasionally, people say "hi" because, as a stranger, I am making eye contact with them for an extended period of time and maybe that makes them believe we've met before. It is also awkward for me when they say "hi", and then I'm like "wtf who are you?" and then I realize that I was staring at them.

I'm really sleepy right now so my writing is most likely a tad confusing.I am full of awkward

[duck sauce]

i just inadvertently stare at their asses.

[fruitbrute]

falling asleep while watching a play

(i did this yesterday)

[Rafique]

So I have this habit of staring at people around campus without realizing it. Like right into their eyes, and as we're walking in opposite directions and cross each other. Occasionally, people say "hi" because, as a stranger, I am making eye contact with them for an extended period of time and maybe that makes them believe we've met before. It is also awkward for me when they say "hi", and then I'm like "wtf who are you?" and then I realize that I was staring at them.

I'm really sleepy right now so my writing is most likely a tad confusing.I am full of awkward

hahaha this is crazy lol

[dovo]

So at the Uni I goto we have a communal darkroom. So im in there developing and using on of the the enlargers what not and theres this chick in there developing her stuff. I saw her there but I guess for the 40 minutes I was in there she had no idea I was there. I guess I was kinda ghosting. (Im a darker skinned gentleman who happened to be wearing a navy shirt and black everything else.) So im walking over to the sink and she finally sees me and lets out the loudest scream ive ever heard (one of those you guna get raped screams). Everybody runs in and is like "omg what happened?" "shes like omg I didn't see you im sorry I didn't mean to scream like that" they try to calm her down because shes shaking and the lab tech says its probably cause he just walked in how long have you been here? "And im like ive been here for the past 40 minutes and I have 3 pictures in the wash, and one in the fix" and she goes "ooooh wow I didnt even know you were here its cause youre...youre..well youre..you know im sorry I didnt see you"

I felt like this guy. But well...you know...Black.

[sawn-off chef]

maybe you're the black guy.

[NESK]

My stomach rumbles like crazy when im in my Womens studies class. Im not sure if its because I want food or its all the pussy around me that was making me hungry lol -___-

you really need to start paying attention in this class.

[Bona Drag]

explaining to the stripper who is about to put her mouth on the crotch of your jeans that said jeans have not been washed in months

[tac0tron]

falling asleep while watching a play

(i did this yesterday)

Falling asleep during a staff meeting.

[capa]

My mom started wearing my old jeans that I had in my closet. I wanted them back after about half a year so I just took them from her room. I should probably say something.

[bishop grimes]

you're the same size as your mom?

[NESK]

oh shit. thats about the strangest shit you could ever confess.

[capa]

yeah pretty weird. Idk, the jeans are a size 30...admittedly they're skinny jeans but my mom wore them pretty relaxed.

[wrong_move]

having to pull on your pants in the crotch area during a presentation in front of a hundred people because your nut hair keeps getting caught in your underwear

[freecat]

can be superawkward... or supersteezy if you do it like a boss

[wrong_move]

true, true.

[fruitbrute]

puking in front of other people. so bad.