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I cant whistle at all I don't know how to tie my own ties ( pretty sad trying to learn though ) I never been on the West coast of the U.S but I've been overseas Never been away by myself ( dorms etc ) Comm College sucks sick I never plowed an Indian girl yet

I have the opportunity to pour the pork to an Indian girl who I've known for years. She'll be my first, too. When she comes home to visit maybe I can weasel my way into that.

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23 and no license. Think I'm going to have to bite the bullet soon though, because I found out you can't just get a motorcycle license.

Can't embed a youtube video on sufu :(

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i can't snap my fingers

so many people have tried to teach me but i'm just not capable :(

yeah i understand the concept of snapping fingers, it just sounds dull :[

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I have never smoked cigarette. :/

me either, actually ive only smoked anything 1 time in my life, a cigar last year.

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I'm 18, live near the beach, and i can't swim.

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I m 19 year old Black male ( chocolate black ) and never been arrested

You're just lucky.

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I just learned how to shuffle cards properly

Thought I was doing fairly well until I remembered I can't do this, or deal cards very well. Balls.

Anyways, I didn't speak until I was 18 months old, but I guess I jumped right in with complete sentences and quoting jingles from the TV. Mom and dad say it was pretty weird.

Yet to put it in the butt, in no real hurry though.

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Thought I was doing fairly well until I remembered I can't do this, or deal cards very well. Balls.

Anyways, I didn't speak until I was 18 months old, but I guess I jumped right in with complete sentences and quoting jingles from the TV. Mom and dad say it was pretty weird.

Yet to put it in the butt, in no real hurry though.

I didn't speak until after my 2nd birthday, but I never did any of that bullshit baby talking.

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i've never been drunk

i've never smoked a cigarette, tobacco or otherwise

i've never done drugs

i've never been arrested

it's never too late to start though right? this thread is for me

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I've never smoked a cigarette either.

It's fairly easy to knock all of those out in one night though.

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i cant whistle.

i havent done cocaine yet.

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18 no license...leaving for school in sept. to a place where driving is obsolete...so idk, i might be dead wizard when im 23...

i hardly shave as well, i go through like one mach III blade every 6 weeks...

had never smoked a newport until march of this year.

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i've never been drunk

i've never smoked a cigarette, tobacco or otherwise

i've never done drugs

i've never been arrested

it's never too late to start though right? this thread is for me

SF meet up

its goin down

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we're stronger than you.

its going down.

(no rape)

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I've never been sky diving/bungee jumping/hang gliding/etc... but I dont really have any desire to.

I've never been part of any threesome

I've been to proper jail.

I've never been in a proper fight.

I've never been on a motorcycle.

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meet me at the mall

its going down

the fight, or the threesome?

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Got my license when I was 18.

Never had sex until I was 20.

I've had four girlfriends.

I'll be 22 in August and I only have one semester of school completed.

Never had a job until I was 18.

Never been to a strip club.

Lived in North Philly and never got robbed.

Been to New York once.

Never been out of the country.

Did stick it in a girl's butt though.

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