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i've never been drunk

i've never smoked a cigarette, tobacco or otherwise

i've never done drugs

i've never been arrested

yo me too minus number 1
damn thought I was the only one.. good shit diamonds and dum lol I never smoked weed or cancer sticks

WOW YOU GUYS ARE F##S.

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i have an aversion to smoking anything directly. Don't care about smoke or being around it, but hold a gun to me and tell me to "smoke this" and I'd have to think about it.

what about smoking some cock

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- never had a drop of alcohol

- never mowed a lawn

- haven't used anal beads on a girl (while she was awake)

- never had sex with a runaway slave

- never have i broken anyone's arm for sweatpants money

- also, when i watched 3:10 to yuma i thought russell crowe was a vampire.

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that's sounds sweet though

uh

19 almost 20

didn't lose virginity til grade 12 to an amazon

girlfriend is 17

still living with parents

did a fifth year of high school

not in uni

travel very rarely

accomplished nothing

have shitty job making marginally more than i was in grade 10

I'm gonna qualify for all that when I turn 19.

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i didn't learn to ride my bike without training wheels til grade 4

i haven't really fulfilled my role as a teenager/young person by going for random hookups at bars or parties or whatever

i haven't been to NYC yet!! guh.

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today i found out lindsay lohan is a lesbian and ive never been so drunk that i puked, ever
whaat.. can someone confirm this?
whaat..can someone post pics?
lulz, she's been w/ mark ronson's little sister in the past
I think she's not so much a Lesbian as she is a versatile whore.

What Jane obviously means is that Jane herself is bisexual and that she fucked Lindsey in the ass with a dildo, then found a double-sided dildo and shared it.

Dur

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l COULDN'T TIE MY SHOES UNTIL 4TH GRADE. REALLY NEEDED THE VELCRO STRAPS ON MY OG J 8'S, SHIT WAS ALL FUNCTION NO FORM. I USED TO JUST KEEP REGULAR SHOES KNOTTED AND SLIP MY FOOT IN. WAS TOO LAZY TO LEARN AND MY PARENTS PROB THOUGHT I HAD SERIOUS LEARNING AND SOCIAL DISORDERS. THEY WERE PROB RIGHT>

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Live in socal never been to disneyland

Never been to norcal

Idk how to tie a tie

Have not done the dirty anal yet

Never been camping

Went snowboarding for the 1st time last winter

Never been ice skating

Have never been in a fist fight

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only ever had one gf (the current one)

never snowboarded

never got high in college (in last semester)

never got a 4.0

never had drunken sex

never been in a fight

never been able to play a full song on the guitar even tho ive been playing since 16ish on and off

never been to a titty bar

never ate deer.

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