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I cant whistle at all I don't know how to tie my own ties ( pretty sad trying to learn though ) I never been on the West coast of the U.S but I've been overseas Never been away by myself ( dorms etc ) Comm College sucks sick I never plowed an Indian girl yet

I have the opportunity to pour the pork to an Indian girl who I've known for years. She'll be my first, too. When she comes home to visit maybe I can weasel my way into that.

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I just learned how to shuffle cards properly

Thought I was doing fairly well until I remembered I can't do this, or deal cards very well. Balls.

Anyways, I didn't speak until I was 18 months old, but I guess I jumped right in with complete sentences and quoting jingles from the TV. Mom and dad say it was pretty weird.

Yet to put it in the butt, in no real hurry though.

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Thought I was doing fairly well until I remembered I can't do this, or deal cards very well. Balls.

Anyways, I didn't speak until I was 18 months old, but I guess I jumped right in with complete sentences and quoting jingles from the TV. Mom and dad say it was pretty weird.

Yet to put it in the butt, in no real hurry though.

I didn't speak until after my 2nd birthday, but I never did any of that bullshit baby talking.

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i've never been drunk

i've never smoked a cigarette, tobacco or otherwise

i've never done drugs

i've never been arrested

it's never too late to start though right? this thread is for me

SF meet up

its goin down

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I've never been sky diving/bungee jumping/hang gliding/etc... but I dont really have any desire to.

I've never been part of any threesome

I've been to proper jail.

I've never been in a proper fight.

I've never been on a motorcycle.

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Got my license when I was 18.

Never had sex until I was 20.

I've had four girlfriends.

I'll be 22 in August and I only have one semester of school completed.

Never had a job until I was 18.

Never been to a strip club.

Lived in North Philly and never got robbed.

Been to New York once.

Never been out of the country.

Did stick it in a girl's butt though.

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