Jessica Alba vs The Stanley Cup

[KyleFall]

This discussion came up while watching the hockey game last night at a friends place.

What would you rather. Have sex with Jessica Alba or win the Stanley Cup? You can only choose one, I mean lets face it there isn't a man on the face of the earth lucky enough to do both of those things.

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[skiniks]

i don't think anyone on this forum really cares about hockey.

but i'll pick the stanley cup because i'd really rather not get herpes. oh and by winning the stanley cup you'd pretty much have the choice of any girl you please.

[KyleFall]

i don't think anyone on this forum really cares about hockey.

That would probably make their selection a lot easier then.

[skiniks]

and it would also show you that this thread is doomed to fail.

[vjiforlife]

^^^I sure don't. no offense. She stood next to me once and i witnessed the ass in person. SICK!!!! But yes, Jessica Alba.

[Spastic_Koala]

Lame question and easy choice.

[Leeacto]

This discussion came up while watching the hockey game last night at a friends place.

What would you rather. Have sex with Jessica Alba or win the Stanley Cup? You can only choose one, I mean lets face it there isn't a man on the face of the earth lucky enough to do both of those things.

This may be true, but not far off is Derek Jeter. World Series rings? check. MVP? check. banged alba? check

how about this. right now, at 23, I'd get w/ alba who's prob like 27ish.

when Im 42 like Chris Chelios and alba's 45 (likely still hot), I'd take the Cup

[mr fluffernutter]

doesnt she have herpes or something... that shit's for LIFE..

[KyleFall]

doesnt she have herpes or something... that shit's for LIFE..

That raises other interesting questions. Like, would you take a risk and dip it in anyway?

[skiniks]

FOR LIFEEE

yeah. i'll pass.

[vjiforlife]

^^^let's just say she doesn't have it.

[skiniks]

i'd smash. but i'd still chose the stanley cup because then the possibility of crazy wild orgies with women on par or hotter than alba would be likely.

[Clockwork_killa]

Im british, and as such care not for Ice hockey, the choice is easy.

[keagan]

im fucking from detroit I had no Idea the red wings were even in the playoffs intill last night when I fucking found out they won.

I used to goto all of their games like 2 times a week with my dad when he had a box or whatever i was fucking 9 or 10. Now I don't care. because noone watches fucking hockey anymoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[PaperSt.]

"I don't think anyone really watches hockey anymore." - Tiger Woods

[Bona Drag]

i'd smash. but i'd still chose the stanley cup because then the possibility of crazy wild orgies with women on par or hotter than alba would be likely.

repped

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[powerviolence]

the stanley cup

because She was in a movie with dane cook

dane cook sucks

[skiniks]

that's the truth, having been around dane cook's worse than herpes.

[GiZMO]

hockey got a black shits not the same

[jimmyc]

I'd take the Stanley cup because my name would be on it forever...

Unless Jessica would get a tattoo on her ass that said "Jimmy C was here" then I would choose her.

It's all about history.

[redshirt]

Id rather do Alba since Im no hockey fan. Make it the World Cup then we'll talk...

[↓ Is The New ↑]

I'd take the fucking cup... especially if I can drink from the cup... idgaf.

[cure]

blonde/brunette i don't care if she has identity problems, i'd smash ALL DAY.

[mrip]

this is stupid, but i voted for the cup

[evisu 2000]

alba is fucking overrated anyway nohomo.

[↓ Is The New ↑]

^Yeah, I forgot to say that.

[cure]

alba is fucking overrated anyway nohomo.

That's besides the fact. Sure, she's not the hottest woman on earth, but are you trying to tell me you'd deny the opportunity to smash? I doubt it.

[evisu 2000]

That's besides the fact. Sure, she's not the hottest woman on earth, but are you trying to tell me you'd deny the opportunity to smash? I doubt it.

no i'm saying i'd rather drink rum out of stanley cups.

[ExileOnMainSt]

i voted Alba cause we already got the cup

[AM2]

i'd take the cup. i've partied / hung out with some nhl guys and they have pussy thrown at them. at least up here in canada