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i'd strap you to a proctology table and administer huge amounts of thai hot sauce (the one with the rooster pic on it) into your bunghole. after your ravished body lay still and desolate, i'd let my minions have their way with you. bukkake barrage for all. choad ala mode target practice...

The sauce to which you refer is called Sriracha:

sriracha.jpg

and is manufactured by Huy Fong foods:

http://www.huyfong.com/

It is the most superior and tasty sauce on earth (arguably). To use it in the way you suggest is heinous and wrong.

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The sauce to which you refer is called Sriracha:

sriracha.jpg

and is manufactured by Huy Fong foods:

http://www.huyfong.com/

It is the most superior and tasty sauce on earth (arguably). To use it in the way you suggest is heinous and wrong.

you don't think that thailand is one of the capitols of perverted freaks?

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you don't think that thailand is one of the capitols of perverted freaks?

I'm sure it is, but I suspect that the sauce is actually vietnamese. Anyways, even the most perverted lover of the excellent Huy Fong products would never consider using them in the way you describe. You bad, bad man, you.

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I'm sure it is, but I suspect that the sauce is actually vietnamese. Anyways, even the most perverted lover of the excellent Huy Fong products would never consider using them in the way you describe. You bad, bad man, you.

are you thai or viet? have i offended the staple sauce your country(ies)?

you want i should just use wasabi?

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The sauce to which you refer is called Sriracha:

sriracha.jpg

and is manufactured by Huy Fong foods:

http://www.huyfong.com/

It is the most superior and tasty sauce on earth (arguably). To use it in the way you suggest is heinous and wrong.

their headquarters is a 5minute drive from my house.

yeah.

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Chapter 2

He smelled of cigarette smoke and Dior cologne. His slender legs had a surprising amount of thrust to them. It felt as if his penis was slithering through my intestines. He dug his manicured nails into the small of my back until I squealed his name.

"dismalfut--" I screamed only to be cut off by his euphoric grunts as he expelled an immense torrent of fuck droplets onto my rosy ass cheeks. Fabulaz tore himself away from fadetoblack2's mouth for just long enough to suck dismal's semenal ooze off of my ass with a straw, a bendy straw.

"I'M DRINKING YOUR MILKSHAKE" he screamed, "fade, suck my Harry Ballz!"

But fadetoblack wasn't on the bed anymore. We found him beginning to get extremely carnal with the hard wooden floor. Thumping with the passion of a stallion. The thumps are getting more and more frequent until he finally discharges years of angry nut fluid.

This is beautiful.

chapter 3

As I awake to an unusually warm April afternoon, I clear my head and hear noises from across the hall. As I get up, I realize it is probably some movers, lifting heavy boxes, but no one is coming in or out of the apartment or through the halls. I open my door and pop my head out to take a look, and from behind the closed door across the hall, the grunting intensifies in volume until my curiosity can no longer bear it. I ring the bell and no one answers. I give the doorknob a little shake and it swings inward, revealing a nude Halifamous standing upright, with one knee on the bed, glistening with sweat. He glances at me emptily for a moment, and resumes his angry grunting. I take one more step forward and now see around the corner, a bent over Hedior, pale and shuddering, going back and forth, waxing Hali's member. The smell of latex, fresh feces, and sweat blows my way on a humid April breeze, shocking my nostrils and registering with my brain. I can't look away, as the size differential between the two men is cruel, yet fascinating.....

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Chapter 4

The sun wore through my eyelids and woke me from whatever I was dreaming about. I've forgotten it already but somehow I know it was great. I seem to have forgotten last night as well, hopefully that was great too. I'm not so sure. I woke up on the floor in the loft. I stagger into the bathroom to relieve my inflated bladder and I as unsheathe I see my penis has remnants of what look like whipped cream. As I clean it off I realize there's writing on my penis. "LOL WUT?" it reads. Hm, I think this is good. And another good sign, there's some overspray on my stream. I scored.

As I leave the bathroom I notice seraphim and sistersuzie stumbling out of my bedroom dazedly. YES. I WIN. I FUCKING WIN.

sera greeted me with horrible news, "hey jer, sorry about your bed last night you weren't there so we used it."

Then will_i_am calls over to me "Yo DUM, bro look dude I shat out some fucking whipped cream....like how the fuck does that even happen man? hahahaha. We were so drunk dude. I think I saw bizzy's tits. Or maybe that was hap I couldn't tell."

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