Iron Heart Type III - Medium

[ChattyPuma]

Iron Heart Type III Jacket, Size: Medium. Bought it and found it was too small for me. Hasn't been worn hardly at all.

Reduced: Sold

[ChattyPuma]

My city is rough, I tell ya. I try to put my hand print in wet concrete and I felt another hand.

[arlee]

measurements?

[ChattyPuma]

It is a medium and here are two sources of measurements.

Self Edge

Iron Heart UK

[ChattyPuma]

If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life.

[ChattyPuma]

I was such an ugly kid ... when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

[ChattyPuma]

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could ... but he pulled through."

[ChattyPuma]

Once when I was lost ... I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" "He said, "I don't know kid ... there are so many places they can hide."

[ChattyPuma]

I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."

[ChattyPuma]

I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, `Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home.

[ChattyPuma]

When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.

[ChattyPuma]

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

[ChattyPuma]

When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."

[ChattyPuma]

Rough crowd...Reduced to $Sold

[ChattyPuma]

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.

[ChattyPuma]

I'm going to take the jokes away until someone buys it then I'll add some more. I'm thinking this is a conspiracy to keep me posting jokes.

[ChattyPuma]

bump...no joke.

[ChattyPuma]

Damn, no bites at all...I wonder if it's just the season working against me?

[ChattyPuma]

This thing is in seriously good shape...almost new. Nobody? Anybody? Don't make me start telling bad jokes again.

Man walks into a bar.

Maybe next time he'll duck.

[cecil]

Bump for a great jacket.

Just got myself one in XL and i´m loving it. Beatiful detaling and great fit. Never seen a better jeansjacket actually.

[ChattyPuma]

Anybody interested if I drop the price?

[ChattyPuma]

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all

the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'

The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap

in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some nutcase poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting

'14....14....14'...