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the pinky toe episode leaves me cracking up all the time.. probably my favorite kramer moment ever..

Jerry: You kept making all the stops!?

Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!

that one is my favorite. The woman in that episode sounds like my English 101 teacher did, hilarious.

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Elaine: I DON'T LIKE THIS....AND THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT! (throws George's toupee out of the window of Jerry's apartment)

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Not really quotes but episodes and situtations.

1. Elaine convincing her musician boyfriend to go down on her after learning he is afraid to do so because he thinks he will lose his ability to play the saxophone. The ending credits are pure gold.

2. One of the first episodes I saw at the time it originally aired was when Elaine dated a guy who was an on and off again alcoholic and George was trying to pass off a cashmere sweater with a red dot on it to the cleaning lady at his work. "what do you call this most beautiful fabric?", and he said "they call it cashmere".I have never looked at cashmere in the same way ever since.

3. The episode when Kramer gets MovieFone calls accidently routed to his aptartments telephone and he decides to play along with it "Kramer, is that you?"

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festivus and the feats of strength.. haha gold..

few one liners i liked:

Elaine: The pig says my wife is a slut?

George: You are killing independant George, a george divided against himself cannot stand. George is getting upset!

George: The sea was angry my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli...

i liked this bit as well...

Frank: Okay, where's my boy?

George: Oh my God.

Frank: I'm sitting at home, reading a periodical, and this is the call I get? My son is a bootlegger? (He hits George in the head)

George: Ow! Dad...

Frank: Who put you up to this, was it her? (points to anna)

Elaine: All right. Wait a minute. I think you've got it backwards.

Frank: My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.

Elaine: You got that right.

Frank: What the hell does that mean?

Elaine: It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

Frank: You sayin' you want a piece of me?

Elaine: I could drop you like a bag of dirt.

Frank: You wanna piece of me? You got it! (fight)

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