Be mad crushin' on a girl

[billy.]

this thread.

bitchassness.

[goldengloves]

lol. I would fail at just about all of that.

[goldengloves]

this thread.

bitchassness.

Cop tha shirt dun. Sean John store.

[dismalfuture]

to prepare Azn girl coppage:

1. cop acoustic guitar. (Takamine is most Asian-sounding, for reference)

2. Learn 'More Than Words' and 'Bizarre Love Triangle'

3. soup up Honda Civic and prepare 'import model' scheme for girl

4. get haircut. fade or shaved.

5. get penis reduction. 3" or less preferably.

6. become inanely insecure and hate everything that isn't all about you.

7. smoke a lot of marlboro lights. if you don't smoke, start.

8. drink Heinekens or Coronas and turn scarlet after 1.5 of them. Blow 2.5 over and get DUI after 4 of them.

9. Learn to squat properly.

10. Join Asian gang and learn to breakdance.

[Lab]

to prepare Azn girl coppage:

1. cop acoustic guitar. (Takamine is most Asian-sounding, for reference)

2. Learn 'More Than Words' and 'Bizarre Love Triangle'

3. soup up Honda Civic and prepare 'import model' scheme for girl

4. get haircut. fade or shaved.

5. get penis reduction. 3" or less preferably.

6. become inanely insecure and hate everything that isn't all about you.

7. smoke a lot of marlboro lights. if you don't smoke, start.

8. drink Heinekens or Coronas and turn scarlet after 1.5 of them. Blow 2.5 over and get DUI after 4 of them.

9. Learn to squat properly.

10. Join Asian gang and learn to breakdance.

FUCK.

to change topic: this one time. timber repped me. and i felt like we were having an affair. it was very awkward. i wish whitney would dump the gigga and hit up some real indian casinos: mowgli b.a.n.k.

[shinchrono]

11. Learn how to make:

[goldengloves]

Are those blueberries in the bottom?

[selective beef]

11. Learn how to make:

no. OWN AN AZN YOGURT SHOP. socal is all up on dat! its invading norcal!

[Fookums]

Are those blueberries in the bottom?

HAHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry. Most typical non-asian response EVAR.

<3

[goldengloves]

I like pinkberrie.

[djrajio]

Are those blueberries in the bottom?

DOH! How you gonna get an AZN bitch without adequate knowledgeszzzz!!?!?! They be cranberries homie!

[goldengloves]

HAHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry. Most typical non-asian response EVAR.

<3

lol. I never said I was any kind of expert that's fo sho.

[goldengloves]

DOH! How you gonna get an AZN bitch without adequate knowledgeszzzz!!?!?! They be cranberries homie!

Don't joke with me now. Are they really cranberries?

WTF is that drink anyway?

(And don't tell me it aint no drink!)

[djrajio]

Tell her dat u listen to dis album all the timez, even tho you dont know what this cracker is talkin about!?!?!!!!

[billy.]

they be bubbles.

[Fookums]

lolz, its cool.

I like pinkberrie.

Red Mango/pinkberry spinoffs >>>>> pinkberry.

I love it when I'm at a tea place, and old white people are like, what's bubble tea? And then the cashier people have to explain it, and the old white people are like: Ohhh!! That's something!

btw: Why do east coasters call it bubble tea, while west coasters call it boba???

[goldengloves]

I liked my idea of blueberries....

[djrajio]

Tell her in middle skool you had your hair like dis crazy mother-fuckers!?!!

Look how crazy they are!

[goldengloves]

Man, azn girls round here aint know about that shit!

[dismalfuture]

memorize the eluxury.com catalog for the women's side, that is like 4 hours of conversation for Asian girls right there.

[jordanelias]

i thought it was all about getting the girl's phone number from a different person and sending them compliments via text-messaging?

"hi i like ur skirt 2day"

"who r u"

"goldengloves"

then you're set.

[whitney]

lolz, its cool.

Red Mango/pinkberry spinoffs >>>>> pinkberry.

I love it when I'm at a tea place, and old white people are like, what's bubble tea? And then the cashier people have to explain it, and the old white people are like: Ohhh!! That's something!

btw: Why do east coasters call it bubble tea, while west coasters call it boba???

I've no idea..but here at sf we say tapioca drink...sometimes boba lai cha..

This thread is making me hungry actually. I want some mango sago w/coconut milk right now...yummm. That and egg puffs from hk.

[mrip]

Tell her in middle skool you had your hair like dis crazy mother-fuckers!?!!

Look how crazy they are!

my korean homeboi in jr high was rockin this to the fullest breakdancin reading import tuner

[Lab]

WHO THE FUCK SAID MANGOS?

my mowgli sense is tingling

[selective beef]

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LEARN IT

[dismalfuture]

I had to sit next to the only gay Korean in my school in French class for two full years and he had the Kangta hairdo. Except he was like 350 lbs and had those fashionplates tracing doodads and he designed womenswear in his notebook and had two faghags who were like his bodyguards. He ate strawberry Pocky in excessive amounts.

[mrip]

impress azn girls by full combo-ing a song a ddr or pump it

plus points if you can free style or play a BoA or H.O.T. song

works everytime

[mrip]

also if you can rap m-flo or sing utada hikaru you are good to go

[mrip]

what what is this thread about again

[dismalfuture]

BoA is mad fuckable. I saw her one time at a club, she's my right mix of Korean faux Japanese mad hectic petite.