Be mad crushin' on a girl

[goldengloves]

Yo, I be mad crushin' on a chick right now. Two actually but I'm crushin'. What does eveyone else do in these situations? One be accounted for and the other be single.

Womens will be the death of me. But I love them so.

Signed,

golden

[Charlie Delta]

Tell her you have (or haven't just yet?) a piercing down there...

[goldengloves]

Yo, honestly, it works. I've seen it before from a friend of mine. But girls who be interested like that are usually dirty girls...and I ain't DGL.

[whitney]

why not date the single girl and suggest a swing with the one that's taken?

[goldengloves]

why not date the single girl and suggest a swing with the one that's taken?

I think I love you. That's a pretty damn good idea and it would also take care of #6 on my 'Things to do before I die' list.

[NESK]

dude pretend to trip over your foot when your talking to her and totally grab a boob as if your trying to hold yourself up. then come back here and tell me about it. and oh ya, never wash that hand again.

[goldengloves]

dude pretend to trip over your foot when your talking to her and totally grab a boob as if your trying to hold yourself up. then come back here and tell me about it. and oh ya, never wash that hand again.

Done that one before at the bar. It works. I washed my hand, but only because I urinated later on.

[Liberation1945]

lanvin for the single chick

rick owens for the other

word.

[goldengloves]

I think they both might like Rick Owens because you can see my nipples through my shirt.

[Liberation1945]

okay golden...

if you get both of them to sleep with you at the same time and you video record this event and upload it to the internetz i will give you a lifetime supply of rick owens nipple shirts.

[hey]

Tell them how much you respect them.

[whitney]

I think I love you. That's a pretty damn good idea and it would also take care of #6 on my 'Things to do before I die' list.

I think they both might like Rick Owens because you can see my nipples through my shirt.

feelings mutual

[goldengloves]

okay golden...

if you get both of them to sleep with you at the same time and you video record this event and upload it to the internetz i will give you a lifetime supply of rick owens nipple shirts.

I may not get video but I will get cell phone pictures with my iphone. I will of course, put that really hip black bar over the eyes.

[goldengloves]

Tell them how much you respect them.

Sarcasm?

'Don't ruin a good thing'

Jon 3:18

[djrajio]

1) Buy them flowers and candy.

2) Tell them how beautiful they are, everytime you see them.

3) Ask for their number and blow their cell-phone up every day to talk and to get to know each other.

4) Listen to her problems with her ex-bfs and guys she's crushing on.

5) Laugh at all her jokes.

6) Finally, confess your undying love for her and ask her to go steedy with you!

If this doesn't work, I don't know what will!

K? muuahhhh. byebyeee!

[goldengloves]

feelings mutual

If you're ever in California, I'm a very romantic guy.

[mellowbonsai]

1) Buy them flowers and candy.

2) Tell them how beautiful they are, everytime you see them.

3) Ask for their number and blow their cell-phone up every day to talk and to get to know each other.

4) Listen to her problems with her ex-bfs and guys she's crushing on.

5) Laugh at all her jokes.

6) Finally, confess your undying love for her and ask her to go steedy with you!

If this doesn't work, I don't know what will!

K? muuahhhh. byebyeee!

you know what you doing... also, write poetry?

that's how you got timber isnt it diamonds

that diamonds is such a nice boy

7. write poetry

8. be diamonds

[DüM]

what if timber got diamonds?

[Liberation1945]

what if diamonds got timber to get diamonds..hmm...

[jordanelias]

i bet timber wrote diamonds poetry.

girls love getting poetry.

[goldengloves]

You guys should just ask Diamonds to go steady.

[hey]

what if diamonds got timber to get diamonds..hmm...

Isn't this really how girls work anyway?

[Liberation1945]

well yes, but diamonds didnt do the twoface thing yet and drop timber like a real man would do. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[DüM]

[goldengloves]

lol.

But wait, how does Diamonds get every thread turned to be about him?

[DüM]

[RobZ]

Are these corny white girls we're talking about?

[goldengloves]

I don't really be fuckin' around with corny white girls now a days.

They're AZN.

[dismalfuture]

I have this friend who was unfortunately with me several times on benders when it got late and I just whupped it out in random situations. Since then he has been good about just casually bringing up the subject of cock if we find a couple goers and then blowing up my spot for me, I haven't had to lift a finger. I've found even the shyest girls will usually respond to the promise of a big jawn.

[djrajio]

Hahaha.

If they be AZN.

1) Then take em to an asian fusion restaurant and talk about your interest in sushi and fei shui.

2) Tell them that you have a 2nd-cousin who is Chinese! Or Japanese! Or Cantonese! Or Indonese!

3) Talk about how you've always been fascinated with the orient and how you relate better with your yellow/brown brothers!

4) During the date, insist on using chopsticks! And try speaking to the waiter in Chinese! Try to impress her with your linguistic skills.

5) Tell her you drive a Honda.

6) Never mention that you like your women submissive. They hate dat shit.

7) Bring her back to your crib and impress her with your entensive collection of anime, or kung-fu movies, or Japanese-porn!