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Elliot Spitzer Loves Prostitutes

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/03/10/spitzer/index.html

Couldn't keep away from dem hoes.

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Spitzer, who is married with three children, went before reporters Monday to confess to an undisclosed personal indiscretion, saying he had acted "in a way that violates my obligations to my family, that violates my or any sense of right and wrong."

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I don't blame him his wife looks like an ugly old sea hag that bitches him out every night for leaving the toilet seat up or w.e.

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He took it like a man though, if nothing else.

"Yeah I fucked dem hoes. I was wrong. My B."

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his wife is actually really, really pretty.

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oh shit, i almost forgot. doesn't hedior love prostitutes too?

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id fuck her

though shes aged alot lately..

this all woulda been gully if he invited his wife in with the whore for some 3-way, but spitzer be on that previous level tip

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according to CNN last night, this was a pricy lady. Something like 4300$ for an evening, and he had ALL of her expenses/travel paid.

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id fuck his wife. she does look like the "im gonna lie here while you finish" type tho... i can see why he wanted a little strange.

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did he pay for this premium hooker with his own money? why would he have to resign because he was dickin' down a prostitute?

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did he pay for this premium hooker with his own money? why would he have to resign because he was dickin' down a prostitute?

Obviously you're from Europe.

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silda spitz on the far right. she is eminently fuckable.

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fuck the mom, oldest daughter licks your balls, middle your ass, and make out with the youngest. word.

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They're a very "chin-ey" family.

we all know you're anti-semitic servo.

just say it

they're jewishy looking.

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we all know you're anti-semitic servo.

just say it

they're jewishy looking.

It's because I dress like a skinhead, isn't it?

I'm the worst Nazi ever.

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It's because I dress like a skinhead, isn't it?

I'm the worst Nazi ever.

you should be ashamed.

you are an awful bigot.

plz go to bigot school and come back with improved bigotry.

kthnx.

on a related note:

the daughter in the middle dun look too bad. honestly, they're all decent, they just got aspects of their father, such as nose, chin, etc. that could've been left out of the chromosomal transaction.

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we should be talking more about prostitutes and less about nazis.

i'm client number 6,

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fuck the mom, oldest daughter licks your balls, middle your ass, and make out with the youngest. word.

What're you called?

The Aristocrats...

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