ask JJ

[junglejane]

humility is overrated. be the token 'crazy betch' in your building!! no one will bother you. what's more, they will learn to fear you.

AND YES I ACCEPT TO B YOUR E-GIRLFRAM. ONLY IF SAMSIKLE IS OK WITH SHARING ME

[dunkin deeznuts]

Dear JJ,

Why must you be so hot?

that doesnt look like much of a jungle....unless the jungle in your name is referring to...how you say....the bajingo cut u sporting? how u running things? brazilian? Jungle? landing strip? hitler moustache?

[junglejane]

UGH I thought it was clear by now... I have a state-of-the-art neon bajingo. It's from the future.

[dunkin deeznuts]

ahhh now that you mention it..i do see the pink heart outline

outstanding!!!

[the Repeater]

Dear JJ,

Is Vegemite/Marmite awesome? And if so, why?

[junglejane]

Dearest Repeater,

I have yet to taste the awesomeness of vegemite/marmite. I can vouch, however, for the extreme awesomeness of Nutella.

[ExileOnMainSt]

oh god nutella is soo gross, my nonna use to feed me pizzelles with the nutella in it and i always thought it looked like shit

JJ are u italian? if so, where from

if not, my bad.

[mrip]

dear jj, i have some marmite that rirawin sent me.

please come to san jose so we can enjoy it together

[geekbonchic]

Dear JJ,

What has been your least favorite questions to answer?

[jetlenoir]

Why are fags gay?

[Guest jmatsu]

if a nig/niggette is born blind, does being gay have different connotations? i mean technically they'd b homo...you see what i'm gettin at?

[Gilead]

Dearest Repeater,

I have yet to taste the awesomeness of vegemite/marmite. I can vouch, however, for the extreme awesomeness of Nutella.

Vegemite is basically the salty shit of an alchoholic man named Russel. Australians pretend to enjoy it out of sheer stubbornness.

[jetlenoir]

Vegemite is basically the salty shit of an alchoholic man named Russel. Australians pretend to enjoy it out of sheer stubbornness.

Yeah, and those fucking Croats with their Ajvar.

Actually though, that shit is delish.

[__3xL]

Why does junglejane make a thread where people can ask her any various degrees of stupid ass shit ...

JJ can I come kick it witchoo one weekend juss me and you and we can practive you being my babby momma love ?

pm me if so ..

[junglejane]

dear jj, i have some marmite that rirawin sent me.

please come to san jose so we can enjoy it together

okay I will

can u eat it with cookies, if so, bake me some

Dear JJ,

What has been your least favorite questions to answer?

the ones that make me type a lot

Why are fags gay?

because they're fabulous

if a nig/niggette is born blind, does being gay have different connotations? i mean technically they'd b homo...you see what i'm gettin at?

those mangs are blessed, banging a dirty = banging a hottie. no standards = moar banging!

Why does junglejane make a thread where people can ask her any various degrees of stupid ass shit ...

JJ can I come kick it witchoo one weekend juss me and you and we can practive you being my babby momma love ?

pm me if so ..

no moar babbyz pls

only if you bring cupcakes I will reconsider

oh god nutella is soo gross, my nonna use to feed me pizzelles with the nutella in it and i always thought it looked like shit

JJ are u italian? if so, where from

if not, my bad.

naw I is chilanga banda vato...

[mrip]

okay I will

can u eat it with cookies, if so, bake me some

you are supposed to eat it with toast

it was pretty gross

i dont think eating it with cookies would be any better

[Bona Drag]

can the hornets get it done at home on monday?

[__3xL]

I said we should make practice JJ .. No preggers afterwerdz love ..

Hope youre not scared of dietary fats if I make cupcakes they will be super rich

[Gilead]

When it comes to doing your friend's ex is it better to ask permission or beg forgiveness?

[sybaritical]

Good question.

[junglejane]

you are supposed to eat it with toast

it was pretty gross

i dont think eating it with cookies would be any better

cookies make everyhting better

can the hornets get it done at home on monday?

no comprende...?

I said we should make practice JJ .. No preggers afterwerdz love ..

Hope youre not scared of dietary fats if I make cupcakes they will be super rich

i'm ascared

When it comes to doing your friend's ex is it better to ask permission or beg forgiveness?

if you must, do it and then plead insanity.

[Blicero]

JungleJane,

I am dating a really cute, funny cool lady.

But she isn't my physical type at all. I am attracted to her but it's not that crazy-ass lustful attraction I'm used to and like.

What do I do?

Yours in Christ,

Blicero

[junglejane]

dearest Blicero,

if you stay with her, your relationship will resemble the following function:

instead of this one:

x axis = time

y axis = crazy-ass lust and fluttering heart syndrome

[karl winslow]

If I feel like I am underpaid and underappreciated (I'm sure everyone feels this way at their respective jobs) should I talk to my boss about it or wait until he gives me my review and see what he says about my work-related abilities and duties?

Taaaanks.

Teh new guise.

[DJ2xTech]

JungleJane

Do you have jungle fever?

Thanks.

[Gouf]

jj dont you think your gonna become a fat fuck with all those cookies and cupcakes ur collecting on

[Guest what job]

hopefully it all goes to her ass

[junglejane]

please formulate in form of question thanks

ie. art thou a hobag?

[Guest what job]

hopefully it all goes to your ass, don't you agree?

[junglejane]

not really. why should it go to my ass?

pls splane