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Cotton Duck Fact #13,465:

On Christmas Morning, before you wake, Cotton Duck sneaks into your homes, switches out the presents that you really wanted and replaces them with something that makes you think "Oh, this is nice, but its not really what I wanted..."

This is true.

Then he sends all your best presents to JJ in a big cardboard box so he can ensconce himself even deeper into her cool book.

We know what's going on, Duck.

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Jeep,

what you gotta make me look bad for???

This is true.

Then he sends all your best presents to JJ in a big cardboard box so he can ensconce himself even deeper into her cool book.

We know what's going on, Duck.

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Cotton Duck Fact #458:

Cotton Duck does not sleep. Instead, he absorbs energy through kinetic interactions with the world around him, so he must constantly be in a state of motion. This involves mass consumption of In-n-Out to counter balance the wear on his mind.

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Cotton Duck actually learned from Chuck Norris.

I was near Chuck's ranch the other day though.

For everyone's knowledge, he has a ranch in Navasota, TX where the locals allegedly say they frequently see him at the local walmart.

It made me feel warm inside.

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