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For the most part, these rules have been unisex. But there is a special category of bicycles that appeal far more to white women, the European city bike (pictured). White women have a lot of fantasies about idealized lives, and one of them is living in Europe and riding around an old city on one of these bikes. They dream about waking up and riding to a little cafe, then visiting bakeries and cheese shops and finally riding home to prepare a fancy meal for their friends who will all eat under a canopy with white Christmas lights.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/10/61-bicycles/

Apparently, American white women dream of having my life. I'm not sure how I feel about this. But if Scarlett Johansson wants to ride my bike around Amsterdam to buy my groceries and cook a fancy dinner for me and my friends, please be my guest.

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I was all set up to talk a heap of shit about this site.

In my personal opinion, one of the things white people really love is making clever jokes at our own expense in order to compensate for the fact that europeans have raped and pillaged their way to the top.

Cleverness is overrated.

That said, It rings true because it is not too over the top, and is written by someone intelligent, whose approach to satire is inclusive, warm-hearted, and critically honest (qualities we embrace).

Wes Anderson and expensive sandwiches are cheap shot's though. Come on now....

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In my personal opinion, one of the things white people really love is making clever jokes at our own expense in order to compensate for the fact that europeans have raped and pillaged their way to the top.

Cleverness is overrated.

Spot on. Though, tell me which Europeans civilizations you're talking about and name a single civilization in the entire world that didn't rape and pillage to simply establish its own identity. It seems that white people, whoever they are, are the only people willing to stop and reflect on the atrocities of their ruling elite. Oh wait, with the exception of jews. There are a lot of self-hating jews.

Why do white people see so many ufo's?

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Spot on. Though, tell me which Europeans civilizations you're talking about and name a single civilization in the entire world that didn't rape and pillage to simply establish its own identity. It seems that white people, whoever they are, are the only people willing to stop and reflect on the atrocities of their ruling elite. Oh wait, with the exception of jews. There are a lot of self-hating jews.

Why do white people see so many ufo's?

Please... Fuck white guilt, but fuck white ppls' sense of entitlement and normalcy even more and your near exclusive white view on the world. White ppl are the only ppl to think of their own atrocities? Who the fuck do you think brings that shit up or are the catalyst for those conversations -- the people of color privileged white folks shit upon literally, physically, or intellectually (to include the liberal do-gooder still racist assholes).

...bleah.

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most of those are pretty exclusive to white americans.. but nevertheless I think its pretty well done and funny.

The number one reason why white people like not having a TV is so that they can tell you that they don’t have a TV.

On those lonely nights when white people wish they could be watching American Idol, Lost, or Grey’s Anatomy, they comfort themselves by thinking of how when people talk about the show tomorrow they can say “I didn’t see it, I don’t have a TV. That stuff rots your brain.â€

It is effective in making other white people feel bad, and making themselves feel good about their life and life choices.

Though these people often fill their time by talking with other friends who don’t watch TV about how they don’t watch TV, looking at leaves, cooking, reading books about left wing politics, and going to concerts/protests/poetry slams.

Generally this makes them very boring and gives you very little to talk to them about. It’s important that you NEVER suggest they are making a mistake or that there is a value to owning a TV. You should just try to steer the conversation to allow them to talk about how they are better than you.

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Please... Fuck white guilt, but fuck white ppls' sense of entitlement and normalcy even more and your near exclusive white view on the world. White ppl are the only ppl to think of their own atrocities? Who the fuck do you think brings that shit up or are the catalyst for those conversations -- the people of color privileged white folks shit upon literally, physically, or intellectually (to include the liberal do-gooder still racist assholes).

...bleah.

i'm just going to keep my mouth quiet lol but at least someone else has brainz here...

over and over again superfuture can't handle talks about race lol

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over and over again superfuture can't handle talks about race lol

who hasn't been able to handle the discussion..? I don't see any major problems going on here.

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there's been several instances where i had to hand people their heads. none recently. and not right now.

i have the +rep from many members to prove these clashes.

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Posted · Hidden by Huerequeque, May 4, 2012 - sdf
Hidden by Huerequeque, May 4, 2012 - sdf
Please... Fuck white guilt, but fuck white ppls' sense of entitlement and normalcy even more and your near exclusive white view on the world. White ppl are the only ppl to think of their own atrocities? Who the fuck do you think brings that shit up or are the catalyst for those conversations -- the people of color privileged white folks shit upon literally, physically, or intellectually (to include the liberal do-gooder still racist assholes).

...bleah.

Wow, somebody has some serious daddy baggage!

I'm part white, and I never got the memo to oppress and destroy. I guess you have to be 100%.

It seems that somebody as found a way to rationalize all white people as either being biggots or crypto-biggots out for world domination in the name of whiteness. It's sort of like ZOG but without the zionists. I suppose everything with blue eyes must be out to cleans the muddy watters!

who hasn't been able to handle the discussion..? I don't see any major problems going on here.

What she means is, nobody is supposed to feel that white people aren't working together to control the planet. Damn they're organizizizized.

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Race is subjective and constructed.

I view race as categorizing different species and not color but that's just me.

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Please... Fuck white guilt, but fuck white ppls' sense of entitlement and normalcy even more and your near exclusive white view on the world. White ppl are the only ppl to think of their own atrocities? Who the fuck do you think brings that shit up or are the catalyst for those conversations -- the people of color privileged white folks shit upon literally, physically, or intellectually (to include the liberal do-gooder still racist assholes).

...bleah.

Talk about being as transparent as ghost paper.

"YOUR near exclusive world view."

Well, it appears as though you're the racist, assuming that I'm white because my non-leathal comment (which in no way defended "whiteness") struck a nerve.

"Who the fuck do you think brings that shit up"

You've got to be kidding me. Maybe you should stop banging away angrily on the keyboard and read about an entire northern european world which was completely erased through genocide and intellectual ethnic cleansing by the romans, the catholic church, the ottoman empire, moores, and countless other invaders into eastern and central europe throughout recorded history. white people aren't innocent, but they're no more guilty than anybody else. As a former history major, I've noticed that white people, while sometimes flawed in perception of their history, have a rather firm grip on it. The only people really "bringing up" criticisms containing your level of ANGER are those people requesting the complete eradication of white ethnic identity and observation of complete blame for all of the worlds problems. Traditionally, we call these people 1) Racists and 2) Propagandists or 3) Paranoid.

Also, you attack white people and "their" perception of "normalcy."

Considering the fact that normalcy is a relative notion and the fact that todays society views normalcy as old-fashioned and essentially wrong in many ways... You choose to view normalcy as white. Therefor you relate whiteness to being inherently bad which is itself relative to your own insecurity and confusion. You make sense of your confusion through an expression of racial bias (which is very easy and very common). You made out well, because you found an entire community of people with the same simple answer to all of the worlds problems. Congratulations.

Why don't white people play Magic: The Gathering anymore?

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Race is subjective and constructed.

I view race as categorizing different species and not color but that's just me.

How dare you speak scientifically about our safety nets/scapegoats.

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Apparently, American white women dream of having my life. I'm not sure how I feel about this. But if Scarlett Johansson wants to ride my bike around Amsterdam to buy my groceries and cook a fancy dinner for me and my friends, please be my guest.

Please note that this is the gayest oma-fiets ever, it even has fucking handbrakes...

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there's been several instances where i had to hand people their heads. none recently. and not right now.

nah I was just thinking about this thread, why say people can't handle the discussion when theres no apparent issues apart from a couple of slightly heated comments, its not like this would be completely out of hand (yet..)

that said, race borders politics which borders whats allowed in supertrash. please be careful or white man will crush kill ze thread. locking the thread could then be creatively linked with with racism which would be just splendid.

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#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture

is pretty lulz. my dad has an old friend from Chicago who is in his mid fifties to early sixties, and has a new lady friend everytime he comes up. and it's pretty amusing how they always somehow manage to start a conversation to my sister about cultures and being open different ethnicities. talking about how they went to an Indian person's wedding and loved the saris or went to some random asian festival.

(the 15th comment on #20...)

"You know what’s awesome, when they want to say your name properly. No matter how many times you tell them they can’t make that noise and you don’t care if they miss the silent “h”, they gotta do it right because their ancestors fucked up something in your country.

It doesn’t make you a better person to learn how to same my name with the right accent. It doesn’t make you a bad one to say it like you have a western accent, relax."

this is always funny. my girlfriend has an asian name, and it's not enough for her to tell the professor/TA/classmate how they can say it; they want to really know how to say it properly and shit.

two instances i remember where people would just not give it up: an Indian female friend Prithi and an African teacher named Mr. Ng'ongla. everyone called him Mr.Nepps for some reason though :confused:

*note: does anyone else feel that it's easier to pronounce ethnic names when you know another language?

oh, and honorable mentions to #18 awareness and #21 writer's workshops lol.

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white people love “old school†hip hop, and take it very seriously. Or perhaps how they love “conscious†hip hop that so vitally addresses the problems of a community that they don’t belong to
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lol funny but kind of true..

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Please note that this is the gayest oma-fiets ever, it even has fucking handbrakes...

Dare you say that to Scarlett's face? I think not.

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How dare you speak scientifically about our safety nets/scapegoats.

*slaps forehead*

That's right. Scapegoats shouldn't know they're scapegoats. Let's call them model minority from now on okay?

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this blog inspired me to act less white.

i dont think anyone really takes these criticsms in this blog seriously, but as the vast majority in most areas, white people become an easy target due to their homongenous blandness and failed attempts to rise above it (see wiggers, emo kids, asiaphiles)

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white people still love magic the gathering. at least ones that ive seen playing it in the card shop where my girlfriend's little brother goes to buy halo shit.

jetlenoir; as much as you make sense, you have also said some things in ways that implied that you held certain narrrsty worldviews.

i only have one thing to say:

these tattoos are technically awesome.

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I think a better blog would be

"stuff white people dont like"

i'll start it off with black people, islam, change, things they dont understand, other cultures

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this blog inspired me to act less white.

i dont think anyone really takes these criticsms in this blog seriously, but as the vast majority in most areas, white people become an easy target due to their homongenous blandness and failed attempts to rise above it (see wiggers, emo kids, asiaphiles)

hehe. maybe they should spend less time listening to the dixie chicks and go party with those wild and craaaazy azns or sit down and have stimulating conversations on global politics with informed black teenagers while watching UPN. :rolleyes:

jetlenoir; as much as you make sense, you have also said some things in ways that implied that you held certain narrrsty worldviews.

Go on.

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Talk about being as transparent as ghost paper.

"YOUR near exclusive world view."

Well, it appears as though you're the racist, assuming that I'm white because my non-leathal comment (which in no way defended "whiteness") struck a nerve.

"Who the fuck do you think brings that shit up"

You've got to be kidding me. Maybe you should stop banging away angrily on the keyboard and read about an entire northern european world which was completely erased through genocide and intellectual ethnic cleansing by the romans, the catholic church, the ottoman empire, moores, and countless other invaders into eastern and central europe throughout recorded history. white people aren't innocent, but they're no more guilty than anybody else. As a former history major, I've noticed that white people, while sometimes flawed in perception of their history, have a rather firm grip on it. The only people really "bringing up" criticisms containing your level of ANGER are those people requesting the complete eradication of white ethnic identity and observation of complete blame for all of the worlds problems. Traditionally, we call these people 1) Racists and 2) Propagandists or 3) Paranoid.

Also, you attack white people and "their" perception of "normalcy."

Considering the fact that normalcy is a relative notion and the fact that todays society views normalcy as old-fashioned and essentially wrong in many ways... You choose to view normalcy as white. Therefor you relate whiteness to being inherently bad which is itself relative to your own insecurity and confusion. You make sense of your confusion through an expression of racial bias (which is very easy and very common). You made out well, because you found an entire community of people with the same simple answer to all of the worlds problems. Congratulations.

Why don't white people play Magic: The Gathering anymore?

Negrepped for being white.

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lol funny but kind of true..

sometimes they takl about how some kid from alabama is destroying "their" culture they love so much...by makin music with nonsense danse lyrics. smh...

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UPN isnt a network anymore., 'the man' pulled the plug and assimilated it into the pasty world of the WB, creating the CW. do you know what that stands for?

i dont. is it racialist cult code?

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sometimes they takl about how some kid from alabama is destroying "their" culture they love so much...by makin music with nonsense danse lyrics. smh...

Yeah your right, but If you think it about hiphop always had a element of dance in it.. but it wasnt glorified as it is today. Most people are not going to be dancing to Nas,KoolG,Fiasco,Monch,Mos Def etc etc

Like once upon a time if you came out with a lyrical conscience record you would still get plays on mainstream stations.. now all they want is that dance shit forgeting the other element, but hey its all about $$$$ to some

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