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Scarlett Johansson makes me feel all warm inside


mike lowrey

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yes.

but i dont see the attractiveness of her face.

my girlfriend thinks shes amazing. idk.

like...i know shes hot. but she doesn't do anything for me like a megan fox.

You, sir, are on crack.

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scarlett is that kind of girl where you see her at the club and she's fucking hot and its ridiculous and you somehow work up the courage to talk to her and you get her home and you have the most amazing sex of your life, you're both totally synched together, all the nasty shit you think about doing but no other girl wanted to let you do, she does it, and you pass out and wake up the next day at 11am and she somehow managed to turn meager scraps of food in your dirty fridge into a delicious brunch and while you sit there eating in silence, looking at her, you realize that she is even better looking in daylight with her nipples peeking out through your white undershirt that she threw on and you stop and realize that maybe you should just propose to her on the spot.

so you do, and she says yes. she cleans your apartment up and moves in,

a few years later after travelling the world together you have a perfect little son and

you kinda get jealous when she's breastfeeding but its cool cuz thats your kid.

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You, sir, are on crack.

hahaha.

i knew i'd get shit.

edit: i know shes hot. but i dont think shes anything special. there's certain models/celebrities where i'm just floored.

scarlett seems like a regular hot person to me. idk

Megan_Ewing.jpg

megan ewing makes me go crazy.

scarlett, not so much.

what do i know.

i want to fuck sara silverman.

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scarlett is that kind of girl where you see her at the club and she's fucking hot and its ridiculous and you somehow work up the courage to talk to her and you get her home and you have the most amazing sex of your life, you're both totally synched together, all the nasty shit you think about doing but no other girl wanted to let you do, she does it, and you pass out and wake up the next day at 11am and she somehow managed to turn meager scraps of food in your dirty fridge into a delicious brunch and while you sit there eating in silence, looking at her, you realize that she is even better looking in daylight with her nipples peeking out through your white undershirt that she threw on and you stop and realize that maybe you should just propose to her on the spot.

so you do, and she says yes. she cleans your apartment up and moves in,

a few years later after travelling the world together you have a perfect little son and

you kinda get jealous when she's breastfeeding but its cool cuz thats your kid.

o my o my you should see someone

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with scarlett johansson you wanna fuck her but after your through with her you can have an intelligent comversation with her. the lips are a plus

brains and head is a super combo.

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scarlett j. and natalie p are going to be in the same movie together I think ...

Oh my god.

That DVD will come with lotion and paper towels.

I will never leave my house.

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