1. Touch Balls 2. Smell Hand

[GiZMO]

Testicle fragrance sampling is a fantastic way to gauge the approximate time of your last shower. The keys to successful results are a deep understanding of smegma consistency and a sharp sense of smell for detecting pheromone levels. If you can smell it when you take your pants off, it's been at least a day or two. If it burns the inside of your nose, it's definitely been a week or more.

Shit's sour son.

[billy dee williams]

its a gasoline smell.

smells like victory/

[insidertrading]

forget smell.

ever taste the smegma?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/Smegma_Penis_Cropped.jpg

[Analog]

This thread has taken an unsavoury turn. For the better.

[Eccles]

(And you can feel the..)

Sweat from my balls!

(You can feel the..)

Sweat from my balls!

(You can feel the..)

Sweat from my balls!

(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)

Sweat from my balls!

(You can feel the..)

Sweat-sweat from my balls!

(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)

Sweat from my balls!

[Sayword]

I wish you couldn't see who voted for what.

[diewhitegirls]

I wish you couldn't see who voted for what.

Ahahahahaha, that's spectacular. He sucks dick, but won't touch his own balls.

[munkyballz]

Its like wiping your ass after you shit then smelling your finger, it just happens.

Uh, sorry...no.

[ViCi0US.]

Uh, sorry...no.

Oh come on, that's like saying you don't play with your man juice after pleasuring yourself.

[TopVillain]

this is some seriously weird shit. didint know so many people do this. iv'e never even thought about it. I smell my armpits once in a while though,mostly to check if i stink.

[munkyballz]

^ Idk man, I'll admit to doing some weird shit here and there...but smelling shit, even my own, that's some next level bizarro stuff.

Or...could be it's just nasty to me, maybe if I lived in Germany, I would understand the appeal. (I kid, I kid fellow sufu germans)

[Knugget]

Don't really smell my hands....but I usually scratch them very openly.

[DaBestSpoona]

smells like gold bond

[enatoka]

shits weak

[lestat]

sometimes.

you ever wake up late and not take a shower and realize you can smell the sex on yourself from the night before? sometimes i wonder what the people i work with must think.

Smells like "Budussy".... Butt, Dick and Pussy