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Beards, shit. I don't get it.

I'm always hearing, "that beard is awesome. i love beards" and shit. Why you praising a dude for NOT doing something?? You didn't shave your face. so dope.

It's not just beards, though. I have long hair and people always saying "it's so nice. what do you do?" I didn't touch it for a year and sometimes I washed it. Big ups, right? I didn't do shit and I'm the fucking man.

It makes no sense to me.

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aight

you supply choons i supply herb

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Beards, shit. I don't get it.

I'm always hearing, "that beard is awesome. i love beards" and shit. Why you praising a dude for NOT doing something?? You didn't shave your face. so dope.

It's not just beards, though. I have long hair and people always saying "it's so nice. what do you do?" I didn't touch it for a year and sometimes I washed it. Big ups, right? I didn't do shit and I'm the fucking man.

It makes no sense to me.

seatbelts. heh.

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I'm always hearing, "that beard is awesome. i love beards" and shit. Why you praising a dude for NOT doing something?? You didn't shave your face. so dope.

It's not just beards, though. I have long hair and people always saying "it's so nice. what do you do?" I didn't touch it for a year and sometimes I washed it. Big ups, right? I didn't do shit and I'm the fucking man.

Bernt's gf: "Wow, look at how tall that tree is [insert Bernt's real name]! Isn't it beautiful?"

Bernt: "Pfft, whatever. It didn't do shit and now it's the fucking man?" *Walks off*

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What I'm saying is just because a fool has a beard doesn't mean he should get props for having a beard. If a dude looks better with a clean face, then let a man know.

Same with my hair. Shit's dirty and needs to be shaped. Granted, I think I look good with long hair, but it doesn't really warrant praise because it looks gross most of the time.

I just hate celebrating mediocrity.

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But you know it's not for how these things look that people always 'celebrate' them. It's often just the idea - "Exercising my free will! Fuck the system!!!" type shit.

I mostly dislike beards too...

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Why Ssense why do you make the models pose like this nobody stands like that.
Why ssense do you make me wait two weeks before you even process my flipping order?

because their manager is some stupid kid who went to some private college and is so full of himself and the other guys that work there are full of shit.

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It's 2:30am and I go to the kitchen to get a drink. There is a cockroach on a banana, so I spray it and it leaves. THERE IS A ~3mm WIDE/DEEP BITE MARK ON THE BANANA WTF MAN

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Managers not be able to do rota's, really it's not that hard bro..

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when people chew with their mouths open

seriously?

you should be legally obliged to slap them. no fuckin manners is inexcusable mang

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you should be legally obliged to slap them. no fuckin manners is inexcusable mang

This. even worse when your talking to a hot girl then bam! eats fkn ribs with her mouth open and flings food in her mouth. Like flinging shit around im like aight I guess thats chill, laidbackness. But chewing with your mouth open?

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Like flinging shit around im like aight I guess thats chill, laidbackness.

What??? :confused::confused::confused:

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Loud, sloppy eaters have always bothered me. A woman who chews with her mouth open is trash, and should be cut loose. I mean shit, how were these jags raised? My parents instructed us to behave ourselves like civilized human fucking beings.

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co-workers who are do-gooders

last Wednesday was a "snowstorm" and many people in my department excluding myself came in at like 11am and left at like 2pm for fear of worsening conditions and made up the time later in the week

i was there at 8am for most of the day. girl who is taking over my supervisor's duty of approving timesheets comes up and asks me if i was even here on Wednesday

bitch i was here before you, plus who gives a flying fuck if i wasn't?

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Loud, sloppy eaters have always bothered me. A woman who chews with her mouth open is trash, and should be cut loose. I mean shit, how were these jags raised? My parents instructed us to behave ourselves like civilized human fucking beings.

but what if the girl is real cute :confused:

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but what if the girl is real cute :confused:

A girl cannot be a sloppy eater and also be cute.

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what if you're like .. damn this girl is cute

and then later you find out she eats with her mouth open

i mean

how do you knwo ahead of time

like... you can end up fucking a girl before you find out her eating habits

what if you catch feelings before you find out?

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what if you're like .. damn this girl is cute

and then later you find out she eats with her mouth open

i mean

how do you knwo ahead of time

like... you can end up fucking a girl before you find out her eating habits

what if you catch feelings before you find out?

then you tell her to not have a cow and don't chew like one.

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i hate getting food stuck between your teeth. this time it was peanut m&m

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Its like this.. A girls cute, coo. Tap dat azzz and ish right? now youre eating and she is eating with her mouth open just chomping on some dirt food. To me thats disgusting. I still think she is cute but her habits turn me off. So imma tell that girl to gitdafkouttahurr.

Its like when a girl farts...actualy girls farting is some next level disgust.

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hmm i wouldn't put farting in the same category cuz everyone fuckin farts.

of course it doesn't turn me on but i wouldn't go as far as to say it's a deal breaker

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ya girls don't fart. they don't pee. they don't poop. they don't drip blood monthly either too.:rolleyes:

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What??? :confused::confused::confused:

i had a girl and we would have food fights, twas fun. Thats what i was reffering to. You know like silliness vs. lack of manners. I admit my statement was a little misleading hahaha

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hmm i wouldn't put farting in the same category cuz everyone fuckin farts.

of course it doesn't turn me on but i wouldn't go as far as to say it's a deal breaker

Yea true, I thought the same way. I was like if i have a girl that farts w/e right?

Then i met then fine little asian girl went out for 7 months broke up got together for a bit you know and im driving her around thenn all the sudden i smell this stench. It was a disgusting ass hobo fart. I was so taken back by it i asked her and she laughed like it was a joke but then admitted it and told me how her other bf wouldnt care and actually challenged her farts. I shrugged it off until i heard her fart immediatly after. I was utterly disgusted

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