shit you hate

[Cool Story Hansel]

hey microsoft congratulations on your piece of shit program

the save dialog steals focus and cant be moved. because the formula bar doesnt have focus i cant move or close it. i didnt want to save changes so i cant just press enter.

i mean i ended up just force quitting it but still

[Mewtu]

oh my god. All those windows-for-mac programs are awful. I used to have to use the Word one to process papers (I would type them on Pages aka the good program then have to email it to myself as a word file and print it on Word from the schools Imac, because my printer never really worked.) Thing barely ran.

Pages ftw (or Numbers in your case)

[Cool Story Hansel]

Office 2008 SP2 is actually pretty good for the most part. Much better than 2007 and its stupid ribbon interface. Well at least Word and PowerPoint are.

Ive had a few presentations not look the same after I exported them from Keynote to .ppt so now I just stick with MS.

Might just start running Office 2000 through Parallels

[GregoryH]

rip off the filter & smoke it.

i've only done this twice. once i was driving at night & the other was in front of some azn gurlz at 3am after six hours of drinking/blazing.

it's happened to me twice, both times I was driving at night

and while we're on the topic of annoying customer encounters, I've got two (as a barista I get these often...)

A. when people are talking on their cell phones and can barely pause long enough to give their order, they look at me and say "uhh skinny decaf latte (we call it a "why bother") " then go back to their conversation without telling me the size, or if they plan on staying or going (paper cup vs. china) normally if you walk in on your phone we will ignore you until you hang up, but some people pull this one

B. when a pair or group of shitheads walk up to my counter and are so involved in their own little conversation that they stall the line and neglect to realize that I'm standing there waiting to take their order, when they do finally realize they are in a line up they then pull the same shit "uhh gimme a coffee...so anyways back to my story..." and then to top it off they stand around and argue about who is going to collect the bill

fuck people

[Guest TheCatalyticMind]

I fucking hate when I text bitches and they choose not to respond after multiple texts, then I walk by them while going to class and theyre blatantly texting.

Makes me want to fucking punch a baby.

[Cool Story Hansel]

why would you send multiple texts when youre not getting responses? shits creepy. thats probably why theyre not texting you back by the way

[jcab.]

yea man they don't wanna talk to you. and probably regret giving you their number.

[hellogoodbye]

^^ yup. also, to make things worse, they're probably "blatantly texting" so they don't have to make eye contact with you.

[CUTUP]

I fucking hate when I text bitches and they choose not to respond after multiple texts, then I walk by them while going to class and theyre blatantly texting.

Makes me want to fucking punch a baby.

Send her a text with a photo that you took of her texting you, with the words " I know"

Hedsplode creepiness

She is playing games with your silly ass, and texting her repeatedly ( even though she is ignoring you in real life) is making her giggle to her girl friends.

Completely ignore her, pretend she doesnt even exsist. It will probably get you laid knowing the way women like that are

Your welcome

[rastafarian]

I hate those fucking craigslist scammers who post cars for sale that is obviously a scam, like seriously who would actually think that they could buy a 2007 Range Rover for 5000? Who do they actually get with these? Its fucking annoying to weed through 10 fakes on each page, just to see what is really available.

[lemono]

roomates dog chewed up the antennae to the router and now the internet that we're paying 60/month for is ridiculously slow. I hate that mother fucking dog

throw the dog in the microwave for 8 minutes on 80% power. turn over. cook for another 8 minutes. FEAST.

[coupon]

throw the dog in the microwave for 8 minutes on 80% power. turn over. cook for another 8 minutes. FEAST.

yea dude im pretty hungry

[redX]

awesome i won't have any internet at home for the next couple of weeks...

i hope my ISP gets this shit done soooooon

[Guest]

girls who drag their feet when they walk really annoys me

[bill]

girls who drag their feet when they walk really annoys me

why they cant walk properly?

[blm14]

hey microsoft congratulations on your piece of shit program

the save dialog steals focus and cant be moved. because the formula bar doesnt have focus i cant move or close it. i didnt want to save changes so i cant just press enter.

i mean i ended up just force quitting it but still

If you just switch to microsoft's O/S you'd be fine.

Or alternatively you could do what I do - install VMware, get a multiple-core machine, and run windows, macOS and ubuntu in VMs. That way you can get whatever you want in whichever O/S it works best in.

[Servo2000]

'sleeping in nightmares'

i slept in for a great extra two hours today only to wake up from what should've been an awesome bonus stretch of sleep to a pounding heart all jacked up on adrenaline nervous and twitchy

shitty way to start the day

[broneck]

Ugh...the worst.

Especially during exam season, the sleeping in nightmares can really fuck up your day.

[mpcec]

FUCK A USPS

they just fucking sent my package from connecticut to massachusettes and back again when it was supposed to go to LA , what the fuck

[ojjairus]

duuu i have jury duty on christmas eve. wackk

[fffffut]

girls who drag their feet when they walk really annoys me

this is almost always girls wearing uggs

[CUTUP]

Why is it old people have bankbooks that they havent updated since the Regan administration, and they always seem to be in front of me at the bank

[Osmosis Jones]

Why is it old people have bankbooks that they havent updated since the Regan administration, and they always seem to be in front of me at the bank

about banks...

the new atm's at bank of america don't use envelopes and instead, just have a little slot to insert cash.

well... i put in $200 in five 20s and one 100 bill. The slot has a door which closes and then the atm tells me that it only got $60 and usually at this point, the slot will open up again with the remaining cash that couldn't be "verified".

this is where it gets awesome. the atm then tells me that it can't give me back the cash and just returns my card with no receipt.

fuck bank of america. fuck their customer service. fuck their fees.

[mrip]

maybe it was fake money

[blm14]

about banks...

the new atm's at bank of america don't use envelopes and instead, just have a little slot to insert cash.

well... i put in $200 in five 20s and one 100 bill. The slot has a door which closes and then the atm tells me that it only got $60 and usually at this point, the slot will open up again with the remaining cash that couldn't be "verified".

this is where it gets awesome. the atm then tells me that it can't give me back the cash and just returns my card with no receipt.

fuck bank of america. fuck their customer service. fuck their fees.

Maybe it was a fake bank branch. Were the walls made out of cardboard? Did you double-check?

[whitney]

long lines when you need something to eat, quick, cos you're on a short break.

[samsikle]

shameless fucks who come into the store, grab candies or down a glass of champagne and walk straight out. really guys, really?

[Guest on-display]

when i'm trying to make an egg omelet and it turns into a egg scramble

[newaesthetic]

long lines when you need something to eat, quick, cos you're on a short break.

the worst part is, you know that if you get tired of waiting and go somewhere else the line ends up just as big at the new place

[schmoses]

kelis signing to will.i.am's label...simply cringe-worthy