shit you hate

[Lucas]

Dude I love the recipe for her cranberry cider

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/hot-cranberry-cider-recipe/index.html

I made it last Thanksgiving.

Also Mama's Eggnog

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/mamas-eggnog-recipe/index.html

[jeepster]

never dig her drink recipes

but shit

the deserts

oh my

my sister and I made her fudge brownie recipe

fuck

holy shit

oh my god

words can't describe.

[jeepster]

oh yeah two shows about dope restaurants what garbage, excuse me while i prepare this lightly braised chicken breast with celery reduction *hangs self*

Bobby Flay

thats where I get my street-level shit.

[Akira]

I hate people who videotape their tvs/comp screens and then post it on youtube... is it that hard to fucking screen cap that shit? Sounds like shit, looks like shit, probably smells like shit too

[samsikle]

both suck.

all about my girl Paula Deen

lets deep fry some more shit Paula (always a butter concept)

fixed 4 u.

[jeepster]

fixed 4 u.

oh word?

word.

[samsikle]

on the real real real real real.

[M.O.A]

motherfuckin woman

not you sam

<3

[samsikle]

motherfuckin woman

not you sam

<3

of course <3

[jeepster]

motherfuckin woman

not you sam

<3

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[Guest umhaha84]

I hate finding out s is small big for me

[whitney]

vanity sizing sucks

[Lucas]

[mrip]

This idiot is just as bad.

SICK COOKING SHOW BRO

[ojjairus]

me not noticing my laptop battery at 2% battery until its too late.

[034936]

when shirts stretch and flare out towards the hem, or when they come like that without stretching. FUCK

[Escapist]

people who mix red bulls with alcohol, especially deep v-neck, fake tan, nu joisey/long island accent guidos, shit is wack

vodka/redbull is good shit.

[cuddlysheep]

[sushijerk]

Diners Drive-ins and Dives is the bomb. By far the best traveling show on food network. Paula Dean is the what the corniest of corny southern hoes become in 50 years.

[samsikle]

the cooking shop in the shopping area i work at has food network chefs come in, do signings and demos. they say that rachel ray is a dumb bitch and she was on the phone the entire time she was signing.

[dino might]

taking a piss after coming in from outside with ice cold hands :( :( :(

[Lucas]

Tight shirt, little tits and a cute little gut.

[Akira]

Alton Brown for the mother fucking win (although PD is great, Alton is where it's at)

[jeepster]

Alton Brown for the mother fucking win (although PD is great, Alton is where it's at)

I can get behind this. Alton Brown is my nigga.

[AliceGlass]

Alton is the shit!!!

I made his coconut cake and it is the bommmmmmmmb.

[Oxy.]

I don't think Rachel Ray is as bad as people say she is, I think she looks good. Yeah, she has a little gut, but she looks good.

[bernt]

Bobby Flay seems like an asshole, sometimes. An asshole that I would like to hang out with and we could be assholes together. Then we would grill shit indoors at your grandmother's just to be assholes.

I bet Paula Deen smells good, but I think she has fake teeth.

Someone needs to kill Mario Batali, though. Fuck that fat, orange croc wearing, long socks with shorts, double-chin he tries to hide with a beard, ponytail like it's the 80's having motherfuck.

[jl3969]

DDD is def my favorite show on TV bar none. guy fieri has the dream job, just traveling around eating greasy local delicacies.

[Servo2000]

[gold.]

SICK COOKING SHOW BRO

i JUST had a discussion yesterday about this fucking guy.

way to be overly dramatic about cooking and tasting other peoples' food..

bro.