shit you hate

[suntorytime]

people who press those pedestrian buttons like 10 fucking times asif the green man is gonna come out faster. GREEN MAN COMES OUT FOR NOONE EXCEPT TO KILL DA RED MAN.

[datasupa]

well, you can't tell if the ped xing button has been pressed or not. the person standing there really could be that dumb that they forgot to press it. i really wouldn't be surprised at that, there are so many idiots running around loose in this world.

what about dumb fuckers who fucking hit the elevator button when it's already fucking lit up like a motherfucker

[jetlenoir]

I hate Dan Savage.

[almondcrush]

will you marry me?

pm ring size

[brissyboy]

People who fart in a public confined space and keep a straight face for 2 reasons:

1. Cos it fuckings stinks

2. Cos they can keep such a straight face, I can't help but smile after I squeeze the cheese in public, how do u keep such a straight face!?

[Ahlvahroe]

what about dumb fuckers who fucking hit the elevator button when it's already fucking lit up like a motherfucker

when i was in vegas last year, i was in an elevator with my friends and i guess in vegas if you hit the button twice it cancels the choice. someone hits level 6, we are on level 1, on level 2 some tourists get on, and all 5 of them proceed to hit the level 6 button, which basically jammed the elevator it didnt move at all for minutes so we just got off on the second floor and climbed the stairs, and after a while we saw those same fucktard tourists exit the stairwell.

long story short, i hate fucktard tourists

[will_i_am]

when you watch a youtube video on a friends computer or something.

and they leave the mouse cursor somewhere over the video box.

i can't fucking stand it.

[Gilead]

The australian rail service and its shitty ass trackwork, I travelled for 7 hours today just to do a half hour wardrobe fitting.

[jet]

when i was in vegas last year, i was in an elevator with my friends and i guess in vegas if you hit the button twice it cancels the choice. someone hits level 6, we are on level 1, on level 2 some tourists get on, and all 5 of them proceed to hit the level 6 button, which basically jammed the elevator it didnt move at all for minutes so we just got off on the second floor and climbed the stairs, and after a while we saw those same fucktard tourists exit the stairwell.

long story short, i hate fucktard tourists

On an elevator tangent, motherfuckers waitin to get in from the outside too stupid to realize we're trying to get the fuck out. Bitches step back, wait your turn and then proceed you dumb cunts.

[soundune]

hate the cold weather drying out my hands...that's all

[Handlethevibe]

FUCK YOU Kenard, oh my fucking god. I'm going to kill that motherfucker in real life.

*Cries self to sleep*

[Pandemonium]

N _ G G E R S

people who annoy you

[ilovefriedchicken]

N _ G G E R S

people who annoy you

naggers duh

what else could it be

[pavlova cakesworth]

naggers duh

what else could it be

could be neggers, rep bars are so precious

sooooo preciooouuussss

[coalessence]

.people that change the song before its over and im ruin my vibing....

.talking to corny white b's

(receiving oral simulation from corny white b's goes in the things i love thread)

[brissyboy]

The australian rail service and its shitty ass trackwork, I travelled for 7 hours today just to do a half hour wardrobe fitting.

Yeh I reckon, qld rail service sucks balls

[superfuturist]

reckon is a word for cowboys and crackers.

[st_]

reckon is a word for cowboys and crackers.

well, yeah - he is from queensland..

[Pandemonium]

naggers duh

what else could it be

i'm sorry, it's actually nnggers.

similar meaning to naggers, but spelt differently.

also, it's pronounced en-jers.

thanks fo playin ya'll.

[Gilead]

reckon is a word for cowboys and crackers.

You're not allowed citizenship in Australia until you use the word 'reckon' in regular conversation.

Fact.

[suntorytime]

australian railroads are embarrassing. they're not even made in the same widths and specs to travel interstate. poor form poms.

and i thought the official citizenship word was cunt. or maybe thats just qlders, again.

[whitney]

A) Girls who can't do their business in the bathroom nicely.

The fact that I am next in line, unaware that that girl who left is one of those girls (see A)

[hey]

This fucking guy right here:

http://faculty.valenciacc.edu/pmurphy2/

This is my friend's math prof. I don't even have to deal with the guy but for some reason his stupid bullshit site makes me see red. Everything from his retarded "welcome to my website!" bouncing marquee to his goofy-ass shirt makes me wnat to quit the college I'm currently at, enroll at the one he teaches, and begin a career of professionally disrupting this man's life. Click on his picture for a good time.

[Halifamous]

snip

Yeah, well, go to a community college, get what's coming to you (hint: it ain't a job).

[sleazie ninja number 47]

when you use a public toilet to take a shit, and you put that paper lining down on the toilet seat, but it falls into the toilet before you are able to pull your pants down all the way in time. And it just doesnt make sense to pull your pants down first, and then put the paper lining down.

hate that shit.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

the scion ad banner... just cuz there are lots of azns on here doesnt mean we are all fast and the furious wannabe muthafuckas. YOUR RESEARCH TEAM FAILED.

[datasupa]

when you use a public toilet to take a shit.

you could just end the sentence right thurr

[superfuturist]

you could just end the sentence right thurr

bitch stop tryin to be funny. that shit is not your strongpoint. maybe lickin scrotum is more your line of work.

[larssss]

shit i hate right now:

-the dr pepper aftertaste

-how low my desk is

-the fact that i haven't looked into getting a snowboard travel bag yet

-superfuturist, based on the last few posts i've seen

-childrens wear

-the inside of my nose

[jayrock]

hippies

homeless people

fat lesbians

mexican beer