shit you hate

[santos]

Achilles Tendonitis

[OAS1S]

i want sybaritical to have all of my points, nice knowing you sufu.

what the.

hey magnetic, did you really just peace the fuck out or is it one of those deals where you announce you're leaving but then return months or years later absent any sort of fanfare, i.e., icarus, servo2000, fade to black ... some more i can't think of, and i might be wrong about the names i mentioned just now as well.

[Denton]

...i think he's saying the spider is going to kill him

[sawyer]

what the.

hey magnetic, did you really just peace the fuck out or is it one of those deals where you announce you're leaving but then return months or years later absent any sort of fanfare, i.e., icarus, servo2000, fade to black ... some more i can't think of, and i might be wrong about the names i mentioned just now as well.

pretty sure he was talking as if the spider was going to kill him

[sawyer]

BOOYAH

10char

[Denton]

hah, i win.

[OAS1S]

haha i didn't even see the line about the spider. nice knowing you sufu, i give all my points to thedaniway

[boy better know]

there's a guy on my facebook news feed that keep posting about how he's a workaholic for working 12 hours a day, 5 days a week

that's fucking nothing, if you were that busy you wouldn't find time to post hourly updates on facebook du

*unfriends*

[Osmosis Jones]

my neighbors have a small little bitch of a dog that they just leave in their backyard all day and all night. it never stops barking and as much as i love dogs, i really want to kick this one.

[mis]

Why is it that the un-fittest looking people in the gym are almost always the people who try to give advice to others

[Harry Hood]

Achilles Tendonitis

shit blows hard and gets chronic FAST. is it all creaky?

[Gatefold]

putting a duvet into a duvet cover i am fucking incompetent at it

[OkayOkay]

haha i didn't even see the line about the spider. nice knowing you sufu, i give all my points to thedaniway

Lol, I've been reading posts from the bottom up lately and responding before I see the earlier ones...inevitably leading up to edit-edit-edit-edit.

[shufon]

Fuck this hurricane ruining all my weekend plans.

[broneck]

I WANT A CHEESEBURGER WITH MY BOYS fuck

[shufon]

Yeah nice weekend to come down Clopek.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

what the.

hey magnetic, did you really just peace the fuck out or is it one of those deals where you announce you're leaving but then return months or years later absent any sort of fanfare, i.e., icarus, servo2000, fade to black ... some more i can't think of, and i might be wrong about the names i mentioned just now as well.

(un)fortunately, i survived last night's spider bombardment (i literally killed a small one as i finished that word) so i'm here to spam another day.

i appreciate the concern if there was any, i know i would pray for anyone else under attack from our sworn enemy.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

i reek of formaldehyde.

[dovo]

I just got a text from someone showing off their new haircut and below the pic they texted "one vintage ass motherfucker" and that theyll be dining at Rubys tonight.

This is getting out of hand.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

post shower

i still reek of formaldehyde.

i feel sorry for my girlfriend.

[dovo]

I dont know man from here, theyre making Irene look like one big storm full of bad bitches.

[Mixture]

how the hell do people wear beanies&jackets when it's hot as shit outside.

idunno how they do it.

[freecat]

post shower

i still reek of formaldehyde.

i feel sorry for my girlfriend.

OpZJLjrb4vU

And I don't even care how she died...

But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!

[RRL Stine]

-smelling someone's sneeze

-wet doorknobs

[_ironman]

hospital parking costs

minimum charge (30 minutes)

$3.75

daily minimum (no in and outs)

$15.00

and it takes them like 15 minutes to register me. even though i have an appointment

no one can get in and out in 30 minutes crooks

[Mixture]

When you're zoning out in class and out of the blue you get a random boner.

[rgray]

oh shit, random boners. good call.

I always wonder if there is some subconscious shit taking place.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

spiders in my dreams again

[Sugar Mountain]

Woke up this morning thinking there was a spider on my stomach but it was just the drawstrings of my pyjamas... There has actually been a spider crawling on me in my sleep before. Felt a tickling sensation across my chest and squashed something under my tshirt before falling back to sleep, When I woke up in the morning, there was a scrunched-up spidey on the bedroom floor.

[dunkin deeznuts]

guys that wear dark suits and have dandruff....

and then insist on sitting in front of me............