shit you hate

[Oxy.]

bringing people i don't know w/o my consent

[youre sketch]

listening to my girl talk to her mother on the phone.

my girlfriends mom

[barcelona]

Was playing a game of LoL tonight with friend and friend's older (27ish) brother.

Friend's brother has literally been playing for 1 day and he just goes on and on about how the game has no skill involved, and how the other team was killing him by "pressing 2 buttons"

okay. you have no idea whats going on in the game. you are literally giving away free kills. you are 4 levels lower than them and have no items. you are dying in 2 hits because you suck. not that how many buttons a person needs to press to kill you means anything.

get on my level and stop bitching until you have played for at least a month.

[heyitslando]

drunk people insisting that they are clearly not drunk.

...then openly admitting to being hammered

[duck sauce]

i have an open wound on my dick from a biter

[sybaritical]

I don't sleep. Went to bed at 1am, then girl shakes me awake at 520 & says did you you set your alarm? I need to get up at 6.

... Fuuuuuuuuuu ....

[pokpok]

having to take a shit in the middle of a workout..fuckin up everything...damn you oats and whey.

[Manx]

Alright,

I know that cross-forum shit talk is frowned upon, but something needs to be said. This criticism of Ervell is too much. Just as I have no place writing up conservative italian business-wear, they just need to stick to being completely emasculated in their own little corner of stupid.

http://www.stylezeitgeist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4024

[conqueror]

to be expected by SZ though; generally if it's not ccp, guidi, ma+, julius or rick they're not interested/will tear it to shreds.

[daphneYOUfindME]

i don't visit sz much but faust has the most pretentious and unintentionally amusing posts.

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

Went to hennessy x kaws last night.

Met some hot danish slut.

got head in the bathroom of the new museum

leave with free bottle off henny

come home go on fb

see my ex gf posted a pic of her with her cake showing in the background

fap

fuck

she had the wettest most juciest puerto rican pussy ever. shit was like sliding your dick into a bottle of oil.

fuck

going to hamptons right now though, so i shouldnt be mad

peace

do people actually like hennessy?

i think it's just cause its in rap videos

stuff tastes like crap.

[BIZ]

My GF texts me 50 times a day and calls me another 10X and then when she comes over really has nothing to say... wtf

[lestat]

do people actually like hennessy?

i think it's just cause its in rap videos

stuff tastes like crap.

Whats wrong with Hennessy? the VS and Black tastes like crap... the black got wayyyyy too much vanilla notes to it... but the VSOP, XO and up is good stuff...

I prefer Pierre Ferrand... they make a better Cognac... but most bars dont that...

[16steps]

is this the shit you hate thread?

if so, salesforce.com

[mrchariybrown]

new york life and metlife.. both of you, fuck off. you guys can badmouth each other all you want. I still don't want to work for either of you.

[An Oxymoron]

i hate working closing shift and then working opening shift the next morning

[conqueror]

i hate working closing shift and then working opening shift the next morning

the worst, esp when closing shift is 10pm and opening is 6am. ugh.

[rgray]

i've done that shit before. Closed at a coffee shop - leaving at 10:30/45 and have to open the next morning at 6. Sometimes they would schedule me for a Sunday close and I would have to be up at 4am (work at 5am) for my Mon-Fri warehouse job.

shit sucked horribly

[Magsåvningsreserven]

once finished at 3am and had to start again at 7. good times.

[evisu 2000]

instagrammmm

[Gatefold]

how some songs on youtube make my speakers clip like mad but I neither want to download the song nor turn down the volume

[SDES]

eBay sellers removing the BIN price soon after I watch their item.

fuk u bro

[dovo]

On that closing work tip.

Man I fuckin hate motherfuckers that dont want to leave the store when it closes.

[evisu 2000]

smoking while walking

obviously I do it anyway

[DJ_Flame]

female friends who play matchmaker. Bitch please your friends look like dykes.

[joho]

The cliquey fobs at my res college who hang out exclusively with other fobs and only go clubbing at asian clubs. Was at the club tonight and one of them said they were surprised I was there since it was 'asian night'.

Is there something wrong with me if I can't get along with people of my own race?

[Augustus]

^ A fob once called me a typical atypical Korean. Never taking another step into club circle.

[dunkin deeznuts]

we a bunch of bananas...its ok.....

[rgray]

On that closing work tip.

Man I fuckin hate motherfuckers that dont want to leave the store when it closes.

I remember one night I was closing at a coffee shop. We always give people a 10 minute warning just so they know whats up. However, this woman comes in probably 5 minutes to closing. She (a very aggressive short haired thicker woman) gets a cup of coffee and sits down and starts reading the news paper. Sweeping the cafe I walk up to her and let her know we would be closing soon. Not even a break in her concentration, she keeps reading the paper and doesn't even acknowledge me. Not going to lie, I usually like confrontation but her presence was a bit more than I wanted to deal with that night so I just let her do her thing. We finally close and everyone is KINDLY leaving but she just stays. I go up and inform her of the time and that she had to leave etc. I had to keep repeating myself because she refused to acknowledge me. She puts the paper down and looks into my eyes and says: "I'm going to sit here and keep reading the paper". I don't think she did voodoo or mind control on me, but it definitely had the effect. I was so confused (or frightened by her demeanor) that I just let her sit there. She left maybe 10 minutes later. Fucking scary woman(sort of manly).

Long story short. I ALSO fucking hate when people don't get the fuck out when stores close.

[16steps]

when people tell me to unbutton a button on my shirt

its buttoned up to the top for a reason, bro