shit you hate

[andrewexd]

that's why i don;t even use urinals anymore

edit: unless they have the wall in-between

[kaws&effect]

fucking chatroulette!

was having a great time on it with a bunch of friends lastnight actually finding normal people, then the last person we get is some fucker beating off and I go to click next while trying not to look and my entire vodka cran goes on my boys macbook.

really hope its working okay today but it was already starting to lose some functionality lastnight...got my fingers crossed.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[B-Dawg]

Getting the flu the day before I was supposed to leave for Portland on a drinking/decadent food trip.

In addition, my gf is out of town, and the power was out all day yesterday so there was nothing to do but eat nyquils all day and try to sleep through the boredom/pain.

Also, I will probably have to miss some days of work and therefore make no money. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[duck sauce]

showering in pitch black darkness

fuck daylight savings/power outage combo

[Phyziks]

Parking tickets in general, but mostly parking tickets at the train station. I'm just trying to park my fucking car, and take the train to work. There's literally not a single space left in the parking lot, so sometimes I need to park in non-designated areas. I'm not blocking traffic/fire hydrants or anything, so cut me some fucking slack.

[skiniks]

ppl who have very little to no "personal style" and yet think they're fashion authorities. keep emulatin dem bloggers, bro.

[AL-9000]

so i won these concert tickets on ebay. A couple hours later the guy messages me saying that he "accidentally" put up 2 for the price of one (apparently he didn't realize this during the course of a week long auction), and asks if i would be willing to give him more money. i respectfully decline.

in the next message i receive, he says that he just received the tickets, and they look fake. i can't tell if he's telling the truth or just bullshitting me so he can get some more money.

hate that shit

[renski]

im sure this has been said before, but to repost it..fuck hang nails..

5j7btqdgH2Q

[samsikle]

stupid son of a bitch 5AM registration for classes. UGH and the dumb ass unreliable system that shits out at 5:03. and that the physical science class i was originally planning to take was already packed. i'm sure i say this every time i have to register for a new quarter.

[FADEtoDARKNESS]

I have this friend that can't talk without lecturing you. He is a great wingman though since he makes a fucking fool out of himself.

Oh and he blames everything on race!! We are both half black.

Here's an example.

Me - "Hey dude, I just saw a dog go into a grocery store to shop."

Him - "Bullshit. That's not true. Actually it was probably a golden retriver, they are the smartest dogs alive. My grandpa has one in Africa and it is so smart. It couldn't have been a rotty, they are dumb. Also they are black, so the store owner wouldn't let it shop there because koreans hate blacks."

Me - "How the fuck could a dog shop? I was kidding, damn."

-F2D

[bfan]

red ring of death on my refurbished xbox after 1.5 weeks

note to self: don't ever skimp on electronics again

also, people who post up in libraries but don't study and make a shitload of noise during finals weeks

[Yardbird]

New Jersey drivers

All day class on the most beautiful day in months

Being broke. CMONNNN TAX RETURNS!

Trying to get in touch with someone for the past week and not hearing back from them, when the matter at hand is important.

Hating where you are and what you do every god damn day and not being able to leave for another month and a half.

There's more, but I cant remember right now due to lack of food. Off to Pick-A-Bagel. Mmmm

[fang]

FINALS >:|

[kaws&effect]

Some DICK on chatroullette just cost me $900. Even worse, when I say DICK, im speaking literally not figuratively. FML

[Magsåvningsreserven]

bet your friend can't believe his luck; he'll probably go on chatroulette randomly when you're around, so as to make you destroy his other stuff too..

[billy.]

New Jersey drivers

location: nyc

cmon bro

[renski]

stupid son of a bitch 5AM registration for classes. UGH and the dumb ass unreliable system that shits out at 5:03. and that the physical science class i was originally planning to take was already packed. i'm sure i say this every time i have to register for a new quarter.

isnt physical science in high school? i swore it only became biochem, chem, and ochem in college?

[samsikle]

idk i wanted to take astrology but i had to sign up for meteorology instead.

[hellogoodbye]

when you want to download something from zshare and you have to wait 59 seconds before the download link appears, but you forget and have to wait another 59 seconds

while typing this i forgot to click again. motherfack

[redX]

skipscreen yo

[Knugget]

leg cramps during your sleep. shit hurts so bad. my calf muscle is still sore.

[vanilla wafer]

I hate how they advertise awesome fast food joints all around Illinois, but there are none even in the midwest area... fuck you Jack in the Box and In N Out.

[newaesthetic]

on a similar note, getting US stations and seeing ads for your awesome fast food goodness. or deals at chains we do have here, that don't exist here.

I hate not having an arnold palmer with some vodka right now. this weather is awesome.

[jayrock]

snowy weather

female drivers

[readytoignite]

location: nyc

cmon bro

daughter of sin... bro?

ct drivers are way worse than nj drivers.... nj drivers drive like nyc'ers walk - take no prisoners

[andrewexd]

people who say "no offense" followed by something offensive.

[newaesthetic]

people who replace the toilet paper and put it so the paper you're grabbing is furthest from you.

[scientifick]

when people ask to take a drag or two from my cigarette and take too damn long to give it back.... just taking their sweet sweet time puffing away.

[skistar]

flying out of sunny ass Austin, TX tomorrow for the freezing cold mountains of the NW. If I can't ski, I don't want cold.

[dranoelsy]

getting sick prior to a vegas trip

i wanna be in 100% pure pullsbitches mode by this weekend