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standard dead baby joke first

what's the difference between a mercedes and a pile of dead babies?

i don't have a mercedes in my garage

<Croc> Okay well I got this new girl home

<Croc> One thing led to another and you know

<Croc> well in the awkward moment after sex

<Croc> but before anything else happened yet

<Croc> I had the strangest impulse

<Croc> I took some left over cum and smothered it on her forehead and said "Simba..."

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