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we hav all c pornz

wut r the pronz so divorced frm realitez dat u were like

...:confused:

n kept on watchhin (or not)

it can b next level...or previous lvl...as long as the shit is so strange n inhuman u question wut it is tht cud possibly b liked about it.

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wh ois tone imma try this blah

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Eveready

it was the one where he put his balls in the chicks asshole (next lvl?)

cant find the link

[spoiler= transcript]

Tony Eveready: Hell yeah!

TE: You say let her stick my nuts in there like that.

Actor #2: Stick your nuts in there, nigga.

TE: Spread them ass cheeks.

Actor #2: Spread your ass cheeks!

Actor #3: Spread your ass cheeks girl, spread 'em up.

Actor #2: Spread them motherfuckers open.

TE: Awwww, nigga.

Actor #2: Come on, spread 'em.

Actor #3: Awww, nigga. Get 'em... get 'em - spread 'em bitch!

Actor #2: (encouragingly) Relax your ass, nigga. Spread the cheeks.

TE: He can get 'em in there, I'm trying to see if I can get my shit in there now.

Actor #2: Get 'em in there, dawg.

Actor #4: (flabbergasted) My balls too tight for that shit.

Actor #3: Awww... that's right, bitch.

TE: Shit... first nut's in there, right nut in that motherfucker.

Actor #2: That's right, bitch!

Actor #4: (flabbergasted again) Nigga! My balls too tight for that shit, nigga.

Actor #3: Oh man! Freak that bitch out den, Tone!

Actor #2: Who you talkin' to, nigga?

Actor #3: Freak that bitch out then, Tone!

TE: Awww, yeahhh... Nutsack don't wanna leave that fuckin' asshole.

Actor #4: N-Nuts -- nutsa -- nutsack in the asshole. Let's see if you can flip the dick now. Flip the dick down the pussy!

Actor #2: Ohhh, clown on her.

Actor #4: Nigga, flip the dick --- (uncontrollable laughter).

(background remarks)

TE: Nigga, what - what.

Actor #2: That nigga clownin'!

Actor #3: What, what!

Actor #2: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy, ain't it? Mmmhmmm. You's a nasty girl, ain't ya.

Actor #4: (dumbstruck) That's the first time I ever seen that shit like that.

(background remarks)

Actor #4: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy. Aww shit nigga, what.

TE: (bouncing up and down with an energetic smile) Now, I'm gonna go try this at home! I'm like shit, nigga, I'll sit there and do this at home. That asshole tight, keepin' my nuts snug - it won't even let my nuts out the ass.

Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.

TE: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!

Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!

(background chatter)

TE: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn day. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.

Actor #4: Mmmm.

Unknown: (possibly white camera man) Pull your dick out, then your nuts.

(some time later, with Eveready still DP'ing Angel)

Alisha Angel: (giggles lightheartedly)

TE: (removes penis, making popping noise with Angel's vagina)

Actor #4: There's ya dick.

TE: (removes testicles, making yet another popping noise - this time with Angel's anus)

Actor #2: AWWWWWWWWWW! (laughter)

TE: BOOYAH! Mmmmmmmmnnnnnh!

Actor #4: (surprised) Cool!

(various scattered remarks)

Actor #3: That nigga's nuts was hanging DOWN in her ass!

TE: I told you dat asshole had a tight grip!

Actor #2: OOOOOOOOEEEEEE dawg!

Actor #4: (stupefied by what has transpired) That's some shit, that's some shit. That IS some shit. That's some shit.

hmm sorry spoiler tags dont work...

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whos actually watch a whole max hardcore vid? ive gotten through like half but i have a weak stomach

remeber the lime wire classics bald pirate shoving his head into some hairy vagina.

and alos the dildo in the pee hole.

i would never do that what if she squzes her ass she has ur nuts in the death grip and its not like u could slide ur nuts out.

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Japanese "human toilet" clips. Ugh.
hahahah no coprophilia...that doesn't count. but i must admit the toilet ones are fairly nextlvl.

i'm suprrised no1 mentioned VIVID yet...those humans are like walking dolls...not all of their body parts are the same age. that is some strange inhuman shit.

one of the things that creeps me out sometimes is that "fantasy cyber" stuff that was shot around 97 or somethin...i dont know what it is but the future is scary i guess???

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