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TOP 5 Celebrities/People You would love to SMACK & WhY?

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1. Bono - Complete hypocrit and total prick. Please fuck off you pikey.

2. Paul McCartney - Sell out. His post Beatles career is a joke. Heather is fucked in the head too.

3. Madonna - Kabala loving bullshit. We don't want you here in the UK thanks. Die.

4. Orlando Bloom - Talentless. Don't like his face.

5. Robbie Williams - C*nt.

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1. Fred Durst. Aside from the obvious reasons, there's something about this guy that just really, really annoys me. I haven't even seen / read / heard all that much about him since any event / TV show / magazine that he might be featured in is of zero interest to me...but on those few occasions that I have been unfortunate enough to see his face I've felt that it would be infinitely improved if it were to be subjected to a good kicking.

2. That fucking twat with the trucker hat who sings lame acoustic MOR rock for dumb college kids who don't really have any interest in music. I can't remember his name, but he had some video that always seemed to be on MTV every time I clicked past late last year and he has one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen. His music sounded kind of like the Spin Doctors, only with even less balls, and his video was ‘whacky.’

3. Bill O’Reilly. He’s a big man, but he’s out of shape. Ideal set up would be to go on the Factor, goad him into attacking on-air and then shut him up by breaking his jaw in four or five places

4. Fred Durst again.

5. Stephen Hawking. Fucking smartarse knowitall.

Disclaimer: Any and all acts of violence described in the above paragraphs are purely hypothetical in nature and should be treated as such. icon_smile_big.gif

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Tom Cruise- I wish he would take off on that space ship he rode in on!

Any and everything Hilton

and that actor/ gov of California. I'd rather watch him screw up a movie than a state.

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Could smack Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Hillary and company Duff, Lindsay Lohan and all the other talentless celebs. And of course Donatella Versace for having an attidude and being a very ugly plastic barbie doll.

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Could smack Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Hillary and company Duff, Lindsay Lohan and all the other talentless celebs. And of course Donatella Versace for having an attidude and being a very ugly plastic barbie doll.

--- Original message by style_expert on Jul 26, 2005 12:38 PM

yeah, I'd smack them first 4 ritch whitegirls too.. But from the back side ;)

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1] Paris Hilton :: I like beating up coked up whores, plus she wouldn't put up a fight.

2] QE :: Why isn't their 15 minutes up yet, I don't need some burned out flamers they picked up off of 23rd St to tell me how to dress.

3] George Bush :: or all republicans in general. Especially Dick Cheney, but I think he would like it a bit to much if I slapped him.

4] Oprah :: Since when is it racist that a luxury store which closes at a set posted time won't let you in after hours? The woman is a billionaire and complains? Really, have your overpaid assistant call ahead and arrange after hours shopping next time.

5] Fred Durst :: While I would so do him, he is annoying and his sex tape is dissapointing.

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[everything is insanity and I have a headache]

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Your point about Oprah is so true! She's always helping the poor people but when out of her studio, she's a super diva.

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Throw in Katie Kouric in there!

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I forgot about Pauly Shore.

I feel bad for admitting this, but I actually liked his latest movie "Pauly Shore is Dead."

It was so pathetic and beyond self deprecation that I had to like it.

Add Brigitte and Flavor Flav to the list too.

I can't stand either one.

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[everything is insanity and I have a headache]

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I saw pauly shore at a party in La (about the same time he was marketing his lame self-produced movie) where he was abandoned on the dance floor by some bimbo. He was not impressed that his manlyness didn't hold this porn star looking chick's attention, so he did some sort of wacky dance thing trying to act cool. After about 30 seconds he realised that everyone thought that he is a fucking moron, so he went over to the DJ to chat and knocked the stylus off the record with his arm! what a fucking ape faced loser!

1. Dave Matthews

2. Dave Navaro

3. Jude Law

4. Ben Aflec

5. Snoop Dog

Carpe Denim!

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britney, for thinking she can sing

avril lavigne, for being the most fake singer ever, she totally sucks in real life, i saw one live song and it was horrible

one million billionth of a millisecond on a sunday morning

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LIL FLIP

Jesse Mccartny

black eyed peas

Q-TIP

BUSH

Nigo's hand (to give him props)

J-LO's ass (just because)

Pam Anderson's tits (just because)

HOPE YOU GET IT LATER...

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Baby Bash - the gayest video ever

Wack Wohnson or Dave Matthews - either one would be good

Eminem

That girl who played Felicity

that guy who played felicitys boyfriend

Nickhole Ritchiee

Any Niketalk mod lol just kidding

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RESELLERS - THEY NEED TO WAKE UP, MAY NEED BACK UP

KANYE WEST - TALKS LIKE A FOOL

JERMAINE DUPRE - LOOKS LIKE A FOOL

YIN YANG TWINS - WHISPER SONG?

RYAN SEACREST - OUT!

BANDWAGON DIAMOND FANS - FUCK THE NET

JACKO - AFTER THE FOLLOW THRU YOU'D HEAR "HE-HEE"!!

MISSY ELLIOT - YOU FAT FACED FUCK

JESSICA ALBA-REFUSES TO DO NUDE SCENES

NIGO - LEAVE BLACK PEOPLE ALONE

MARC ECKO - LEAVE WHITE PEOPLE ALONE

DAME DASH - LEAVE FAME ALONE

LIVESTRONG BAND WEARERS - I'M GETTING TIRED NOW...

SHIT IS WACK BUT I LIKE CAPSâ„¢

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LIL FLIP

Jesse Mccartny

black eyed peas

Q-TIP

BUSH

Nigo's hand (to give him props)

J-LO's ass (just because)

Pam Anderson's tits (just because)

--- Original message by Selegna on Aug 16, 2005 03:12 PM

Who wouldn't mind smackin JLO's a$$ & Pam An's tit$ !!!

Don't blame me~blame yourself

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jason mraz - a gf made me go to one of his free concerts. i TRIED to like it, but i couldn't stand his nonsense rapping. even more i couldn't stand how all these girls were going ga-ga over him. annoying.

nick cannon - he reminds me of this guy i don't like.

olsen twins - girls idolize them for some reason. i wanna crush them. even when they were toddlers i felt the same.

nelly - i wanna cut his face up so he has a better reason to wear a band-aid.

ashton kutcher - made my girl, rachel bilson cry. i wanna punk his brains out.

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-pretty much all the artist they played on power 106, i want to smash their fucken face down the toilet (except few played during old school lunch)

-puffy,

-those retard on making the band.

-ashton kutcher

-gold digging bitches

-blonde gold digging bitches

-yeah G.W.B

-G.W.B's staff

-his 2 drug out daughter

-bono

-my boss an his wife

-rude ass beaners

-stupid looking chinks

-ghetto ass niggers

-gay looking crackers

-every one of you fucks fantasize about asian side way pussys

-every one who calls blsck folks niggers

-every one who call asian chinos

-eveyone who call hispanics wet backs

-every one who call white folks crackers

-people who claim they have cluster pho. there is no such thing.. what about people live in hong kong or tokyo?

-people who claim to be veggietarian and eats fish...

-people that belong to PETA

-lazy hippies

-religious freaks...

-naive people

-those of you who support the war.

-cypress hill

-ICP

-korn

-marshall mathers

-that dumb fuck from 1st speed

-people who abuse welfare system

-the people who set up th ehalth care system in california

-people who owns insurance company

-any traffic cops

-rental cops

-bums that lies

-r kelly (he is one of the worst music personell ever)

-r kelly

-any american idol or judge

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6MT..........therapy bro

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Courtney Love :: because she killed Kurt Cobain.

Mel Gibson :: I think you know why.

Rem Koolhaas :: cause he is so over. I saw him speak two years ago and I swear half the audience was put to sleep by his incessant monotone drone. I'm sorry to say this but, bald European men just aren't that interesting.

Bill Maher :: I honestly don't care anymore.

Other people that annoy me >

People who still drive low rider trucks.

People who think that being gay makes them interesting.

People who still take money from their parents after they've turned 22, get a job.

People who join the army and then expect me to cry about their sacrifice.

People who think that the Six Feet Under finale on HBO was quality television.

People who think that the internet is useful for things other than porn.

People who drive suv's and then complain that gas is $3 + dollars a gallon.

People who vacation in New York.

People who drink lite beer.

People who drink lite alcohol of any kind.

People who say Yeager tastes like listerine.

People who think it's ok to drink and drive, take a bus.

People who read Stephen King novels as serious works of fiction.

People who urinate in the pool.

People who hog the elipitical bike at the gym because they think it makes them look "proggressive".

People who eat Veal.

People who refuse to eat sushi.

People who think that Chinese takeout is ethnic food.

People who hate Shakira.

People who insist on carrying nextel phones and turning the volume on the walkie talkie as loud as it will go and continue to have inane conversations comprised solely of the words yo and holla.

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[everything is insanity and I have a headache]

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The News reporter who started calling the american people in Louisiana "Refugees".

and whoever calls them a refugee they need to smacked also..

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