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Why are guys such assholes? It’s simple my dear, it’s called economics. You see, guys are assholes due to the concept of supply and demand. Men are assholes because women want assholes. Contrary to popular belief, women do not want a “sweet, sensitive man who listens and who they can share their feelings with.” No, women want a man with a strong pimp hand that can put that hoe in her place. (By the way, sweet sensitive guys, in economic terms, are known as Giffen Goods because they don’t fucking exist.)

This leads us to the supply and demand graph. The inverse demand function is the demand for assholes, and the supply function is the amount of assholes supplied. If there are too many assholes or men are too big of an asshole, then demand will decrease. If there aren’t enough assholes then demand will increase. Such balancing will eventually lead to the equilibrium point, where demand and supply intersect. Many men and economists have attempted to alter this situation by becoming the sweet sensitive guy who listens en masse, believing that they will score. This, however, has only and always lead to a loss in social welfare known as the dead weight loss, also known as the friend zone. Understanding this situation, men have altered their behavior to become more of an asshole, which eventually leads the asshole market back into equilibrium. Thus proving that an unregulated asshole market is self balancing and controlled mainly by women, the sole demander of assholes.

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Why are guys such assholes? It’s simple my dear, it’s called economics. You see, guys are assholes due to the concept of supply and demand. Men are assholes because women want assholes. Contrary to popular belief, women do not want a “sweet, sensitive man who listens and who they can share their feelings with.†No, women want a man with a strong pimp hand that can put that hoe in her place. (By the way, sweet sensitive guys, in economic terms, are known as Giffen Goods because they don’t fucking exist.)

This leads us to the supply and demand graph. The inverse demand function is the demand for assholes, and the supply function is the amount of assholes supplied. If there are too many assholes or men are too big of an asshole, then demand will decrease. If there aren’t enough assholes then demand will increase. Such balancing will eventually lead to the equilibrium point, where demand and supply intersect. Many men and economists have attempted to alter this situation by becoming the sweet sensitive guy who listens en masse, believing that they will score. This, however, has only and always lead to a loss in social welfare known as the dead weight loss, also known as the friend zone. Understanding this situation, men have altered their behavior to become more of an asshole, which eventually leads the asshole market back into equilibrium. Thus proving that an unregulated asshole market is self balancing and controlled mainly by women, the sole demander of assholes.

you are a next level idiot. take your fucking ladder theory and your well leafed copy of "the game" to your forever lonely basement and get the fuck out of here.

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^ur face ay26bojpg-1.gif

let's not be jelly.

once again, next level fucking moron.

helpful tip: using terms like "you jelly" and using that fucking .gif(which is previous level at best) indicates that you are the worst kind of moron - one that knows he's a moron and is too fucking thick to care. Congratulations, kiddo. Go back to 4chan where the de minimus IQ to interact is still slightly above your own.

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