Post some "Next level" shit.

[mike lowrey]

I couldn't find the videos etc thread, so here. just funny.

[e0d9n0b5]

my buddy sent that to me the other day, he has such good lines

good or bad?

[jackg]

i am cut from leather, i am cut from suede.....

[mike lowrey]

what. the. fuck.

Paws for thought: Cat Orville was turned into a helicopter by his artist owner Bart Jansen, pictured right ,after he was run over by a car

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154283/Cats-away-Artist-turns-dead-pet-flying-helicopter-killed-car.html

[Bryan_Funfetti]

^I posted that in the LOLWUT thread this morning, I want one!

[igotwmds]

next level spam......

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times

but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case

u dont know who this is its ME TORI.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then I think u

deleted me haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im

single now.. yup me and my bf broke up about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving?

RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3 cousins

too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was

cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping

this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe

even help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was soo confused...

anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and take me out so u better be around

bebe...we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot

know u better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt tell u cause i wasnt

single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to

socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named BOO

and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont

admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..I

really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get there

enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also..

i need to find a job when i get there.. do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE

to work in a bar or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun and all..

and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i currently work from home and well

thats cool but i need ot be out meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u

what i did? hmm shud i......????

ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and

i get paid to chat with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right ? I KNOW.. like i figure

iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play with myself heheh...anyways i

hope u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i

actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i said

before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON STOP.. ive tried ot send this

email to u maybe 3 times already and im hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into

trouble lol..

ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each of us 3 VIP codes to give

out to whoever we want.. so with this code u can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont

have to pay like everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can chat)

is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY USE IT FOR URSELF... i only

get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER...

i figured u cud always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me login

half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room... if theres anyone else logged

in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM

BEGGING U.. I TRUST U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..

also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan

I really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern remember me hahha..

anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im

gonna go start work.. i really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of

my stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in insdie ill shoot u

myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont wanna come chat i understand but its really

the only palce to find me now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there

after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign to see u in my chat

room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL

KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...

k babe im out for now... chat ya soon..

kisses xoxo

TORI FREE VIP BYPASS LINK ------>> http://5262.s3-we**ite-us-west-1.**azonaws.com/

IM ONLINE NOW

Edited June 6, 2012 by mike lowrey
before some idiot clicks it...

[zenii]

tl;dr

[mr fluffernutter]

tl;dr

[equilibrium]

This is the last part of Vice guide to Karachi, the largest city in Pakistan. In this video, VICE founder Suroosh Alvi interviews a target killer in the backseat of a car in downtown Karachi. Heavy. as. fuck. EDIT: interview starts at 4:20.

Edited June 7, 2012 by equilibrium

[blm14]

[conqueror]

[ROYALEFATALE]

^ extreme late pass

[conqueror]

o well.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

[redX]

as soon as human hands touch it the pizza explodes

[Redstar*]

[yoallanface]

cool squid

[stpierrethe3rd]

double post..sorry

Edited June 19, 2012 by stpierrethe3rd

[stpierrethe3rd]

"Backpack House": Portable Addition Hangs from Buildings..

[thebrik]

</p>

the lawsuit against kanye west

[zendeen]

[StrangeLove]

[stpierrethe3rd]

Nice..Locate things that are easily( and frequently misplaced)..

[toufu]

^ concept or is this chit out?

[stpierrethe3rd]

Preliminary concept ...looks nice so far though

^ concept or is this chit out?

[kpnv]

what if you lose the finder thing

[ifeelasleep]

most of those glass looking prototypes never become products. thats why that one looks cool.

[blm14]

[halomunkey]

you've all probably seen this already, but i think it should be in here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ludn2bciyus

[olmecasteve]