Really Stupid PMs You've Received

[englandmj7]

Please, post yours.

[wEstSidE]

upandcoming asked me a million questions over pm...

i can't hate though he's just so fucking n0000000000000000000b

[englandmj7]

Thank you.

Now,

You are directly responsible for this thread of hate directed towards me on the superfuture blog. "artificialsky" & "tragicbliss" have followed your footsteps into these verbal attacks towards myself and my company.

You will PM these two individuals immediatly and instruct them to do the same and post a formal apology, this time, though, as a thread.

*Sarcastic apologies will NOT be accepted.

If they do not comply, I will file a lawsuit against superfuture naming all three of you as plaintiffs for defamation of character.

I will also have Rick Klotz of Freshjive attach a complaint to the suit.

Please confirm the above to: [email protected]

Regards,

Mr. Erik Brunetti

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[Thorns]

hi, i am trying to get a deal on the hotel on rivington street for may 6-9... would you be able to hook me up with a promo code or something? i would be sooo eternally grateful!!!

-kristin

No.

(ten characters)

[wEstSidE]

england wins.

[mspark]

Damn England...how'd that shit turn out?

[datasupa]

^^^link england?

i agree with westside, but clopek's pm to jmatsu surely comes close second. too bad he took it off his sig.

[wEstSidE]

i think he apoligized(?)

anyway there's no way a suit could be brought...ever.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Re: fade to jones

i feel this case needs to be further investigated.

pretty fucking obvious, no? fadetoblack is the lovechild of grace jones and dolph lundgren case closed.

[englandmj7]

Damn England...how'd that shit turn out?

Ha hah. Turned out fine.

It was stupid starting e-beef on that level when I had blatantly put up my work details, my significant other's work details, my address, etc. on SF before. Not the physical threat, but the repercussions that one might receive through work when some psycho (as they clearly turned out to be) is calling you at work, trying to get in touch with managers, etc.............it isn't good. Luckily, I'm at a completely new place now; smarter next time.

^^^link england?

i agree with westside, but clopek's pm to jmatsu surely comes close second. too bad he took it off his sig.

Search 'Fuct'. Anyway, we shouldn't go too in-depth into this lest this thread gets locked.........lord knows they Minya doesn't want another e-onslaught.

i think he apoligized(?)

anyway there's no way a suit could be brought...ever.

No, of course not. It also doesn't help him that I have a recording of him telling me how he is going to murder my wife (wouldn't be permissible in court, but is funny nonetheless).

[lil brown brother]

damn t shirt companies sure are tough..

[kauflust]

I forgot what this was for, though the brevity of the pm felt nearly poetic.

No, YOU SHUT UP

FUCKER

[mspark]

I remember that thread. Fucking ridiculous.

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

congrats. you won a Uniqlo T! please send your details to us asap. size + shipping address.

Those who know, know.

[Thorns]

Wow I've think I've gotten a giggle out of all of these

[Guest Airjamie]

Someone say fuct?

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=6094&page=2

[chris]

how tall are you and what do you weigh?

you're a bitch and you don't respond to messages, how classy.

..or you're just a bitter fag in desperate need of cock.

just kidding.

not.

maybe.

not really.

im fucking bored.

why don't you respond to private messages?

CAUSE IM NOT A CLASSY BITCH.

[evisu 2000]

chris responded to my stupid pm. it made my week.

[datasupa]

Someone say fuct?

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=6094&page=2

that thread was epic, and delicious. ah, for the good old days....too bad i wasn't around at that time to catch the action live

I forgot what this was for, though the brevity of the pm felt nearly poetic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mellowfreshrebel

No, YOU SHUT UP

FUCKER

i'm pretty sure it was for that time you told mellowfreshrebel to shut up

[Guest Airjamie]

I was around and ill testify that no matter what mr fuct did, england still won.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

that thread was epic, and delicious. ah, for the good old days....too bad i wasn't around at that time to catch the action live

we can laugh about it now but at the time it was terrible

[Begåvningsreserven]

pretty fucking obvious, no? fadetoblack is the lovechild of grace jones and dolph lundgren case closed.

posting private pm's from ongoing investigations are we?

Wasn't going to say anything but the case was buried a few weeks ago when i stumbled across this old photo in a box labeled "swinging philly 1984".

[mizanation]

^^^^ the plot thickens.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

agent begs, secure your mouthflap. the fade/black case has been declassified.

HOWEVER, the swinging philly 84 file is not for public consumption.

hand over your badge, sir. take a long weekend. we'll have a little pow-ow next wednesday after you've had some time to reflect.

[Guest DUM]

Chris didn't reply to my stupid PM

alright lemme see if i have any..

Whoa mine are pretty legitimate it seems, other than 2 people who PMed me apologzing for whatever, scared I would swing my big peen towards them I guess.

[Bona Drag]

we can laugh about it now but at the time it was terrible

would rep but i'm broke

and you have too damn much as is

[datasupa]

posting private pm's from ongoing investigations are we?

Wasn't going to say anything but the case was buried a few weeks ago when i stumbled across this old photo in a box labeled "swinging philly 1984".

wtf is sean lennon doing with dolph???

(p.s. ddml clearly needs more rep, he's already slipped down to 4th place. alas, i cannot give him any more rep for the nonce)

[evisu 2000]

scared I would swing my big peen towards them I guess.

the black one or the green one? or both?

btw how in the world does :o = ? nohomo...

[lil brown brother]

i just repped diddy a couple of days ago .. but alas i have never gotten a reacharound

[cheep]

Hey, I noticed in your newest pic with the pink shirt, that you have a fly bulge in your jeans.

Mine is the same way, and it happens when i look at WAYWT pictures on superfuture. Mine's a buttonfly.

Does it happen a lot to you, and do you just ignore it?

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