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favorite line from a rap song?


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here's a recent one. 50 cent is usually a good source for funny shit.

"homie you a bitch, you got feminine ways, heard you got four lips and bleed for seven days..."

-50 cent - straight to the bank

oh same song

"i got more whips than a runaway slave."

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she said wadya mean?

i said wadya mean wadya mean?

and she said wadya mean wadya mean wadya mean?

and i said shut ya mouf!! about wadya mean wadya mean wadya mean you fool!

i know couple guys who went to your school

so fix up your face.. dont think that your chung

before i use ya jawside to practice wing chun

that was a disrespect, i apologise, i dont mean to get faisty

but how do you expect me to act when i hear you got juiced on the floor by crazy..

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"can't freestyle, you're screwed off the top like bottle caps"

"Faggot, you're less than nothing

I just had to get that stress off my chest like breast reduction"

-both from diabolic's hidden track with immortal tech

"even if ya'll were ashes you still couldn't urn"(or something like that lol)

-Pharoahe Monch

"I got game, boy, you niggas are sega saturin'"

-salim

those are the only dope ones i remember right now.

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Biggie Smalls is the wickedest. Niggas say I'm pussy? I dare you to stick your dick in this. If I was pussy I'd be filled with Syphillis, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, gettin' rid of ya.

Picked you up when you were 9. Started out my life of crime with you, bought you some shells when you turned 22.

You got Geico bars, a cave man could write em.

If you're trying to flow, you require a fin.

The only trees you move is on the side of your Timbs.

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i wanna go deeper..

im talkin a good 10 years before danny weed made creeper

when i had about 10 holes in my speaker

when randi savage put hulk hogan in sleeper

red cages on my fila

cigarettes and the chocolates were cheaper

plasticman i beg you let me know if you want my lyrics to go deeper

when mark morrison was a dealer

when margeret was the government leader

a bottle of coke was 99pence for a litre

when i made grime tunes that used to go red on the meter

so when i blew my speaker what i couldnt figure out was if i blew the bass tube or the tweater

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Whats songs that from Thomas ^^^ Those lyrics are pretty awesome

"Awwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)

We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's

and her skates went flat; I got stuck in her butt crack

They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap

Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way

Cause that would blow me round the world in a day

We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay

because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet"

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Five and a half in Boys, ass is off the hook

High school pussy, heard you got the best nookie

Sugar walls, watch and love, slide right on my dick

Gon' palm on ya ass like this while you ridin' it

I'm about to cum boo-boo, chill for a sec

Feel it at the tip, ma', ya pussy's too wet

One false move and I'ma blast like the very first time

Burnt you with candle wax fast while you was slobbin' mine

Dick is sensitive, you move, baby here it is

Oh Lord, that's what you look to move, you dumb broad

Comin' for days, wettin' ya cage

My dick is like the sprinklers and maybe ya dush, I'm here to save the day

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Heres a lil gangsta, short in size

A t-shirt and levis is his only disguise

Built like a tank yet hard to hit

Ice cube and eazy e cold runnin shit

Well Im eazy e the one theyre talkin about

Nigga tried to roll the dice and just crapped out

Police tried to roll, so its time to go

I creeped away real slow and jumped in the six-fo

Wit the diamond in the back, sun-roof top

Diggin the scene with the gangsta lean

Cause Im the e, I dont slang or bang

I just smoke motherfuckers like it aint no thang

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Fuck tha police

Comin straight from the underground

Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown

And not the other color so police think

They have the authority to kill a minority

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